JUST WHEN I THOUGH NANCY PELOSI COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER SHE ANNOUNCES "WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT IS IN IT." ! WTF IS SHE REALLY THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID? CAN SHE DRESS HERSELF? DOES SHE NEED A DRIBBLE CUP? OR MAYBE A DRIVEL CUP. AND THIS %&*#@*^ MORON IS SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT!!! CLICK FOR AUDIO

Michelle Obama announced today the resignation of that other woman in the White House, Desiree Rogers, saying "When she took this position, we asked Desiree to help make sure that the White House truly is the People’s House, and she did that by welcoming scores of everyday Americans through its doors. Trouble is TOO many people got in while she partied with the power people instead of doing her goddamn job. I still can't believe she let those two scammer horsey people in. What she be thinking."

THIS JUST IN: NY Governor, for now, DAVID PATERSON, seeing Rogers with her crown and magic wand offered her a job as Queen of Albany in an attempt to forestall having to resign because he screwed up so badly as Governor. He also noticed she was a "hot chick."

SUDANESE RULERS ARE GENOCIDAL ISLAMIST MANIACS. SCOTT GRATION IS OUR ENVOY TO SUDAN. IN TYPICAL KUMBAYA LUNACY HE BELIEVES IF WE GIVE THEM COOKIES EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PLEASURE - I GIVE YOU ERIC "IN OVER HIS HEAD" HOLDER.

THIS CLOWN IS OUR ATTORNEY GENERAL. WORST ONE SINCE JANET RENO (DAMN, THAT WAS REALLY BAD)

WHADDAYABET ERIC BABY IS THE NEXT ONE THROWN UNDER THE OBAMABUS

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE LOOKS LIKE "VENUS FLYTRAP" FROM WKRP. (Sorry Mr. Reid)

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, SAN FRANCISCO HAS A MANDATORY COMPOST GARBAGE SEPARATION SCHEME - ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE "FEED A RAT" PROGRAM.

TOO BAD FOR THE PEOPLE, THOUGH. IN ADDITION TO THE STINK, COMPOSTING GIVES OFF METHANE, (CH4) WHICH IS 21 TIMES MORE POTENT THAN CO2 AND NITROUS OXIDE (N 2O) WHICH IS 270 TIMES MORE POTENT AS A GREEN HOUSE GAS. IT ALSO GIVES OFFAMONIAC (NH3) EMISSIONS.. ON THE PLUS SIDE??? IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY ABOUT YOURSELF.

COMPOSTING HAS BEEN STUDIED BECAUSE IT IS DANGEROUS. IT GIVES OFF GASSES, DUST, SPORES, GERMS AND OTHER FOUL STUFF. Conclusion: Exposure to organic dust
at composting workplaces is associated
with adverse acute and chronic respiratory
health effects.

THE CITY OF CAMBRIDGE MASS. HAS LOST ITS COLLECTIVE MIND. IN KEEPING WITH ESTABLISHED LEFT WING PERSONALITY DISORDERS, NOT ONLY DO THEY BELIEVE IN MANMADE CLOBAL WARMING AND THAT IT IS AN EMERGENCY, THESE DOPES THINK IT EXISTS BECAUSE OF THEM - AND THAT THAT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

MAYOR SIMMONS, POINTING TO THE "atmosphere’s non-negotiable demand to reduce carbon dioxide emissions" BOWED IN DISGRACE TO GAIA AND PROMISED TO DO BETTER

THE MAYOR WAS PARTICULARLY EMBARASSED BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHE DEMANDED A 20% REDUCTION IN CARBON DIOXIDE, CAMBRIDGE PRODUCED 17% MORE.

WHEN ASKED HOW MUCH CITY MONEY WAS WASTED MEASURING THIS FAILURE SHE STARTED TO CRY AND HYPERVENTILATE, THEREBY ADDING EVEN MORE CO2 TO THE WORLD'S ATMOSPHERE.

COMPOSING HERSELF, SHE DEFENDAED THEIR ACTIONS CITING EXACTLY 4 SCIENTISTS SHE SPOKE TO BRIEFLY OVER LATTE AND TOFU. SHE THEN SAID, "DON'T BOTHER ME. CALL Mr. John Pitkin at (617) 492-4035"

THIS PHOTO IS REALLY HARD TO RELATE TO. I WOULD TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING WITTY BUT IT IS JUST TOO SAD. JUST READ ALL ABOUT IT. WITH VIDEO.

WHAT A PATHETIC PERSON.

OUR GOD-LIKE ORATOR :)

THIS, Dr Murari Lal , IUS THE CLOWN WHO GOT THE OTHER CLOWNS AT THE U.N. TO BELIEVE THE HIMALAYAN GLACIERS WERE TOAST. NO STUDY. NO SCIENCE. NO PEER REVIEW. JUST AN ARTICLE IN AN "OMNI" LIKE MAGAZINE, CITING AN UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT BY THIS GUY. THE U.N. GOES APESHIT. THE END OF THE WORLD, OF COURSE.

OOOPS!!!

SO. WHO ACTUALLY IS THE BIGGER MORON. PAT ROBERTSON BLAMES THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE ON A "PACT WITH THE DEVIL". ON THE OTHER HAND, DANNY GLOVER BLAMES IT ON "GAIA" BECAUSE ALL THE RICH WHITE ICE PEOPLE" SCREWED UP AND DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH A DAMN THING AT THE COPENHAGEN GLOBAL WARMING SUMMIT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT??? IT KIND OF MAKES ONE FEEL PRETTY SMART BY COMPARISON.

ONE IS A SO-CALLED MAN OF GOD. THE OTHER A BRAIN DEAD JERK WHO MAKES A LIVING SAYING WORDS WRITTEN BY OTHER PEOPLE. HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET SO FAMOUS

DO YOU THINK EITHER ONE GAVE EVEN A MOMENTS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BABY???

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE OLIVER "President Ford didn't trip . . .he was pushed" STONE, THE RESIDENT PARANOID NUT JOBMOVIE DIRECTOR. IS NOW GOING TO DO A JOB THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD TACKLE - PUT HITLER IN CONTEXT. IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME. HE IS THEN CONTEXTUALIZING STALIN AND MAO.

"ONLY A GREAT MIND SUCH AS STONE'S COULD APPRECIATE THE MIS-UNDERSTOOD INVASION OF POLAND, CONQUEST OF FRANCE, RUSSIA, AND A LOAD OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THE ATTEMPTED EXTERMINATION OF THE JEWS, GYPSIES AND GAYS, AND THE DEATHS OF OVER 20,000,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN PROPER CONTEXT" FARQUAD NURCHE - NEW YORK TIMES FILM CRITIC.

MR. STONE, WHOSE FILM "TITANIC - The TRUE Story" PROVED THAT I.R.A FISHERMEN, FINANCED BY THE FREE-MASONS, USING ROWBOATS TOWED THE ICEBERG IN FRONT OF THE WHITE STAR LINER USING ROPE PROVIDED BY THE POPE.

HIS NEXT, AND HOPEFULLY FINAL, FILM WILL TACKLE THE QUESTION - WHO IS THE REAL OLIVER STONE AND WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN HIS BODY.

WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM LAS VEGAS IS A BIGOT AND A RACIST. WHO KNEW? THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN HILLARY CLINTON STARTED GO'N ALL EBONICS ON US WHEN SHE SPOKE TO GROUPS OF BLACKS.

IN A STATEMENT RELEASED BY REID'S PRESS FLACK HE CLAIMED THAT HIS STATEMENT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND HE WAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GIVING A REVIEW OF PORGY AND BESS.

IN AN ATTEMPT TO MOLLIFY VARIOUS RACE LEADERS, REID INVITED A DOZEN OR SO TO HIS DESERT COMPOUND. HE MET WITH THEM IN ORDER OF HOW DARK THEY WERE.

I GIVE YOU PETER (APPROPRIATE NAME AS IT TURNS OUT) ORSZAG. HE HAS A) ONE EX-WIFE; B) TWO EX-CHILDREN WITH EX-WIFE; ONE EX-GIRLFRIEND IN A "COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP"; C) ONE EX-BABY GIRL WITH EX-COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL D) NEW YOUNGER, MUCH YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND - UNKNOWN IF THIS IS A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL AND THE JOB OF HEAD OF OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. I GUESS, JUST READ IT ALL HERE.

THE SYSTEM WORKED!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *@#% MIND???

JANET "I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS" NAPOLITANO ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT THE BOMBER ON THE DETROIT FLIGHT.

"the system worked" and "everything happened that should have."

SHE ALSO ISSUED THE ENTIRE NATION A COMFORTING PAT ON THE HEAD AND A "THERE. THERE. IT'S ALRIGHT"

WHICH IS MORE HUMILIATING?? GOING TO COPENHAGEN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HAVING TO BEG TO BE LET INTO A MEETING WITH THE "BIG BOYS" - AND THEN NOT HAVING A CHAIR!!! "U.S. President Barack Obama walking uninvited into a meeting of Prime Ministers of China and India and Presidents of Brazil and South Africa"

OR BEING AN AMERICAN WHO ELECTED THIS MORON AS PRESIDENT? HUH!!! OBAMA WAS OVERHEARD SAYING "I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GET IN. CAN I? PLEASE? PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!! I'VE GOT COOKIES! WELL, ACTUALLY BILLIONS OF MY IDIOT TAXPAYER'S DOLLARS. WE CAN ALL SHARE AND PLAY NICE! I'LL SIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO AND I WON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. I PROMISE."

SEE IT

Associate Attorney General Thomas J. Perrelli,

the No. 3 official in the Obama Justice Department,

This is the asshole who made the decision

"We are committed to vigorous enforcement of the laws protecting anyone exercising his or her right to vote." TRACY SCHMALER - U.S. JUSTICE? DEPARTMENT

They then dropped all charges against the Black Panther thugs who blocked a Philly polling place with clubs.

THIS MORONIS ACTUALLY A CONGRESSMAN

WE DON'T NEED TO READ NO STINKIN' BILLS!

WE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM IF WE DID. WE ARE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS MEN. YEAH!!!

I AM JOHN CONYERS. I CAN DANCE AND SHUCK AND JIVE. READING THE BILLS WE PASS WOULD JUST SLOWN THINGS DOWN.

AND I DON'T HAVE TO CARE BECAUSE THE FOOLS THAT SENT ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE CAN'T READ EITHER!

PROF. GATES GOT ARRESTED

I CAN BE COOL AND JUST ASK THE OFFICER WHY HE IS KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.

OR, AS A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF BLACK STUDIES I CAN THROW A HISSY, MAKE SOME DUMBASS CHALLENGE 'BOUT HIS MAMMA, GIT MY SELF TOSSED IN THE CLINK AND END UP ON SOME DUMBASS TALK SHOW. KEEPIN' IT REAL. YEAH!!

IT WOULDA BEEN EASIER IF'N DA OTHER COPS HADN'T BEEN BRO'S ,MEHBE DAY IS NOT DOWN WIT THE STRUGGLE..

OH, YEAH. DID I MENTION I AM A FULL FREAKING PROFESSOR AT HARVARD. WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO RENT IN DA HOOD.