IT IS NOT ALL BLACK AND WHITE!!!

WHITEHOUSE (ACTUALLY BLACK) DISCOVERED

TO BE RACIST

FOR DEMANDING THE FIRING OF SHIRLEY SHERROD (BLACK) FOR BEING A RACIST BUT NOW APOLOGIZES FOR DEMANDING THE FIRING OF THE RACIST BECAUSE . . .WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHY. HENRY LOUIS GATES (BLACK AND BLUE)HAS YET TO BE HEARD FROM ON THIS.

APPARENTLY OBAMA (BLACK) WAS SO ANXIOUS TO TOSS SHERROD (ALSO BLACK) UNDER THE RACISM BUS (DARK YELLOW) THAT HE HAD UNDER SECRETARY CHERYL COOK (WHITE . . .AND UGLY) CALL HER AND MAKE HER PULL TO THE SIDE OF THE FREAKIN' ROAD AND RESIGN BY BLACKBERRY (COULD BE ANY NUMBER OF COLORS). NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

THE REVEREND AL "TAWANA BRAWLEY" SHARPTON (BLACK, I THINK) THEN CRITICIZED OBAMA (STILL BLACK) FOR APOLOGIZING TO SHERROD (ALSO STILL BLACK) BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE THE BLACKS LOOK DIVIDED. WHAT??? INTO 16 SHADES OF GREY???

DOES THIS CREW OF MORONS HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL HOW &$@#* STUPID THEY LOOK.

AND NOW!!! THE FIRST EVER ROBERT MUGABE "GET THE WHITE FARMERS" AWARD. IT GOES TO

SHIRLEY SHERROD

WHAT BLACK PEOPLE SAY WHEN DEM THINKS NO CRACKAHS IS LISN'N

 "The white farmer was trying to show he was superior to me."

Of course he was. He still has his job!!. WANNA BET THIS DEMOCRAT APPOINTEE WAS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ALL THE WAY???

THIS RACIST MORON IS TYPICAL OF THE POST RACIAL OBAMA REGIME

HOWSE DAT HOPE 'N CHANGE WORKIN' FO YAH?

WHAT SHIRLEY SHERROD [ RACIST] SAID.

"The first time I was faced with having to help a white farmer save his farm, he took a long time talking but he was trying to show me he was superior to me. I know what he was doing, but he had come to me for help. What he didn't know while he was taking all that time trying to show me he was superior to me was, I was trying to decide just how much help I was going to give him," Sherrod said.

"I was struggling with the fact that so many black people had lost their farmland, and here I was faced with having to help a white person save their land. So I didn't give him the full force of what I could do. I did enough," Sherrod said. "So that when he, I assumed the Department of Agriculture had sent him to me, either that or the Georgia Department of Agriculture, and he needed to go back and report that I did try to help him."

"So I took him to a white lawyer that had attended some of training that we had provided because Chapter 12 bankruptcy had just been enacted for the family farm. So I figured if I take him to one of them, that his own kind would take care of him."

HEY!!! LYNNE STEWART. YEAH. YOU. WHO'S CRYING NOW. YOU TREACHEROUS BOIL ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY. TERROR LOVER AND TRAITOR. The controversial civil rights attorney was convicted in 2005 of helping Omar Abdel Rahman pass messages from prison.

THIS LAST GUY IS NOT SANTA CLAUS

SEE YAH!!! IN TEN YEARS OR SO.

THIS RACIST, VIOLENCE SPEWING THUG IS ONE OF THE "INTIMIDATORS" THAT THE OBAMA JUSTICE DEPARTMENT (THINK ERIC HOLDER) REFUSED TO PROSECUTE FOR VOTER INTIMIDATUION EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS VIDEO OF THE CRIME.

THIS PUTRID HATE MONGERING IMBICILE IS A "PROTECTED SPECIES" TO THE DEMOCRATS. THE OTHER VIDEO IS A WINDOW INTO THE RACIST MIND OF OUR RACIST IN CHIEF.

THIS JUST IN: * * * OBAMA DISCOVERS THAT AL QUEDA IS RACIST.

SECRET HIDDEN CAMERAS BRING YOU THE DEMOCRAT MORONS WHO THINK THEY RUN THE COUNTRY. BE VERY AFRAID

OK. THE ONE WITH HILARY WAS A JOKE. BUT SO IS THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SO . . .WHAT THE HELL!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST (IN A REALLY PATHETIC SOUL KILLING WAY) THING OUR &#%$( PRESIDENT HAS DONE YET.

HE HAS ORDERED THIS ASSHOLE THE NEW HEAD OF NASA TO

"FOREMOST, FIND A WAY TO REACH OUT TO THE MUSLIM WORLD AND ENGAGE MUCH MORE WITH DOMINANTLY MUSLIM NATIONS TO HELP THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR HISTORIC CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE ... AND MATH AND ENGINEERING" YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP. GOD (NOT ALLAH) HELP US ALL. WE ARE RULED BY MADMEN!!!

WE ALL KNOW THE ISLAMIC WORLD HASN'T INVENTED, OR PRODUCED, A DAMN THING EXCEPT SAND, OIL AND CAMEL CRAP FOR THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS. WHY THE HELL SHOULD THEY FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.

MUSLIM ANATOMY CLASS

MUSLIM JUSTICE

MUSLIM FASHION

BETTER LIVING THROUGH ISLAMIC CHEMISTRY

IN HONOR OF THE FOURTH OF JULY

WHAT PRESIDENTS HAVE SAID ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY

WILLIAM MCKINLEY "Unlike any other nation, here the people rule, and their will is the supreme law. It is sometimes sneeringly said by those who do not like free government, that here we count heads. True, heads are counted, but brains also . . ."

TEDDY ROOSEVELT "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER "America is best described by one word, freedom."

RONALD REAGAN "We are a nation that has a government—not the other way around. And that makes us special among the nations of the earth."

WHAT OBAMA HAS SAID:

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.

I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator.

I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.

I know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty and equality for all of our people. We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.

I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.

In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world.

It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them

My administration is the only thing between you [CEO's] and the pitchforks.

Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.

We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.

MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS: America is just downright mean.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

WELCOME, BOYS AND GIRLS! TODAY'S TOPIC IS ARIZONA AND THE BORDER. (I THINK WE STILL HAVE A BORDER...WE DON'T...DAMN!)

LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST IS PEGGY WEST. THIS MORON, THE 12TH DISTRICT MILWAUKEE SUPERVISOR WANTS TO BOYCOTT ARIZONA. PROBLEM IS, SHE THINKS ARIZONA IS "A WAYS REMOVED FROM THE BORDER". MAYBE ONE OF OBAMA'S 57 STATES GOT INBETWEEN ARIZONA AND MEXICO. AS IT TURNS OUT, PEGGY "JACKASS" WEST IS THE VERY FIRST HISPANIC ELECTED OFFICIAL IN MILWAUKEE. BOYS AND GIRLS, CAN YOU SAY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION???  SHE IS, OF COURSE, A DEMOCRAT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS NOT ALL BAD.

THE WELL IS STILL SPOUTING CRUDE. OBAMA TAKES IN A GAME OF GOLF. TONY HAYWARD GOES YACHTING. RHAM EMANUEL CRITICIZES MR. HAYWARD.

ALL THREE OF THESE JERKS OUGHT TO BE THROWN IN THE GULF

IN ANOTHER SPORTS RELATED INCIDENT, IT IS CLEAR THAT WHILE THE LAKERS BASKETBALL TEAM MAY NOT BE THUGS (JUST A BUNCH OF POORLY EDUCATED TALL GUYS ESSENTIALLY PUTTING A BALL THROUGH A HOOP - HOW #%^$# MINDLESS IS THAT) THEIR FANS ARE LOW LIFE, ANIMALISTIC, CRETINOUS THUGS WHOSE LIVES ARE SO WORTHLESS AND EMPTY THAT THEY ACTUALLY THINK THE LAKERS WINNING MEANS ANYTHING..

WHERE IS DARYL GATES WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM.

MAYBE, SINCE THIS MOB MOST LIKELY CONSISTS PREDOMINANTLY OF "OBAMA'S BOYS", HE COULD STEP IN AND ORDER THE LAKERS TO ESCROW A BUNCH OF MONEY TO PAY CLAIMS FOR DAMAGE.

CLOWN OF THE DAY!!! K0MAN COULIBALY YOU ARE A JACKASS

REFEREE FROM MALI BLOWS CALL ON WINNING USA GOAL

APPARENTLY THIS JACKASS HAS A HISTORY OF BEING A JACKASS. INTERESTING THAT FIFA ASSIGNED HIM TO THE USA GAME

INTERESTING TOO, THAT HE MADE A TOTALLY BOGUS CALL ON AN IMAGINARY FOUL, OR SOMETHING ELSE...WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, THAT COST USA A WIN.

EDITOR'S NOTE: JIM JOYCE (SEE BELOW) IS STARTING TO LOOK GOOD.

LOOK, THIS JERK IS FROM MALI. ONE OF THE POOREST COUNTRIES ON THE PLANET. IT IS SO POOR IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEACH. THERE ARE THIRTEEN MILLION PEOPLE BARELY EXISTING IN MALI. 90 PERCENT OF THER POPULATION ARE MUSLIM AND MOST OF THE REST WORSHIP ROCKS AND SHIT. SO WE KNOW THAT THEY WILL NOT HAVE ANY WOMEN ELIGIBLE TO BE REFEREES (OR ANY THING ELSE, EITHER). SO...OUT OF THE HALF THAT ARE MALES, THIS IS THE BEST THEY COULD COME UP WITH???

MALI IS INFESTED WITH MALARIA, INSECT BORNE DISEASES, TUBERCULOSIS, CHOLERA AND MALNUTRITION. THEY SPEND A WHOPPING $4 PER YEAR ON HEALTHCARE (ARE YOU LISTENING OBAMA??) IN OTHER WORDS, JUST AN AVERAGE THIRD WORLD, HELL HOLE. AND THESE LOSERS GET TO REFEREE IN THE WORLD CUP???

THIS JUST IN: COULIBALY WAS SELECTED BECAUSE HE OWNED THE ONLY SOCCER BALL IN THE COUNTRY.

ON A LESS SERIOUS, BUT MORE DISTURBING, NOTE I BRING YOU THE COVENTRY SCHOOL DISTRICT (RI) SUPERINTENDENT KENNETH R. DI PIETRO. HIS PARTICULAR SCREW UP??? BANNED A SECOND GRADER'S "PATRIOTIC HAT" BECAUSE IT WAS DECORATED WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG AND ...GASP!!!... SMALL PLASTIC ARMY FIGURES.

ZERO TOLERANCE = ZERO DISCRETION = ZERO BRAINS. THE SCARY PART IS THAT THIS MORON, WHO CANNOT EVEN DISTINGUISH A "SMALL PLASTIC ARMY FIGURE" FROM DYLAN KLEBOLD, IS IN CHARGE OF A SCHOOL DISTRICT. HE SHOULD BE RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND.

IN CASE MR DI PIETRO HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, THE WEAPONS CARRIED BY THE SMALL PLASTIC TOY SOLDIERS DO NOT ACTUALLY FIRE ANY ROUNDS. NOT EVEN SMALL PLASTIC BULLETS. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE TO BRING TO SCHOOL UNLESS YOU GET IT STUCK UP YOUR NOSE.

OOOOHHHH!!!! TOUGH GUY. LOOKIN' ROUN FO SOME ASS TO KICK. YASSAH. DAS GOIN' STREET. DA BOY BE "GOIN' OFF!!

TO GODDAMN BAD ALL IT BE IS THE BAMINATOR TRYIN' TO LOOK LIKE A %#$&# LEADER. WHAT A CROCK.

TO GODDAMN BAD HE DON' ACT DIS WAY WIT THE A) IRANIANS, B) 'UGO CHAVEZ, C) THE NORTH KOREANS, D) ISLAMIC TERRORIST MURDERERS, E) ANYONE ELSE WHO ACTUALLY POSES A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY.

I APOLOGIZE IF THIS SEEMS HARSH BUT...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WHY DIDN'T HE DO THIS BEFORE THE CRITICISM. BEFORE THE ADVICE FROM A TOP ADVISOR - SPIKE LEE (HA HA HA). THIS IS JUST THE SAME OLD LEFT WING BULLSHIT AS ALGOR THE ALPHA MALE WEARING THE RIGHT &$%^# COLORS. ALGOR NEVER CONSIDERED BLACK.

PS: WHEN I SEARCHED 'GOOGLE' FOR "BAMINATOR" IT CHANGED IT TO "LAMINATOR" DO YOU THINK THEYARE FRIGHTENED OF WHAT THE "BAMINATOR" MIGHT DO TO THEM???

BY THE WAY...THIS IS NOT THE BIGGEST SPILL EVER. IT IS NOT EVEN #2. THE LATE LAMENTED SADDAM HUSSEIN (WHY DOES THAT NAME KEEP COMING UP??) RELEASED A LOT MORE OIL. BUT HE DID IT ON PURPOSE.

NOOO!!! BP IS NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST ACCIDENTAL SPILL. YOU CAN GIVE THE AWARD TO THE ...MEXICANS.

NOT ONLY DID THEY SPILL MORE - A LOT MORE - BUT THEY MANAGED TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLUG THE HOLE FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND THEY WERE OPERATING IN KNEE DEEP WATER (ACTUALLY 164 FEET.)

READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE. AND HERE

ALSO BY THE WAY...IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANY TRACE OF THAT SPILL NOW. I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT.

UPDATE: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!! HELEN THOMAS RESIGNS IN DISGRACE.. AND STILL UGLY

HELEN THOMAS IS AN ANTI-SEMITIC PRO-TERRORIST, PRO-NAZI GENOCIDAL BIGOT. AND HERE IS THE PROOF.

CONSIDERING HER PARENTS ;ARE LEBANESE (MAY EXPLAIN WHY SHE IS SO $@%*# UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE, TOO)

WHY WAIT FOR THE FACTS??? JUST CONDEMN THEM. DO IT NOW. RIGHT NOW!!!!!! SEE VIDEO OF HELEN SHOWING HER TRUE IDIOCY.

ONE EXPECTS THIS TYPE OF DRIVEL. MAYBE SHE IS ONE OF THE "JOURNALISTS" THAT SENATOR PATERSON SHOULD LICENSE. MY DOG HAS A LICENSE. WHY NOT HELEN THOMAS. 

HOW DOES THIS MORON STILL HAVE HER JOB???

I KNOW HILARY IS ALL TOUCHY FEELY, HOPEY CHANGY, BUT C'MON!!

AT LEAST GET THE QUEENS BIRTHDAY RIGHT.

OH...MY...GOD... THERE IS A WEBSITE "STILL4HILL" WHEN I CAN BREATHE AGAIN AND PICK MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR I WILL GO BACK AND LOOK AT IT AGAIN. SCARY. VERY SCARY

DETROIT TIGER PITCHER ARMANDO GALARRAGA

TOP OF THE NINTH. TWO OUT. 26 CONSECUTIVE OUTS. GROUND BALL BETWEEN SECOND AND FIRST. A ROUTINE PLAY.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG AND END THE "PERFECT GAME".

AMERICAN LEAGUE UMPIRE JIM JOYCE. AT FIRST BASE. THAT'S WHAT.

WHAT A SHAME. I, FOR ONE, WILL ALWAYS CONSIDER GALARRAGA TO HAVE HIS 27 BATTER "PERFECT GAME."

UPDATE: THE UMP ACTED LIKE A MENCH, ADMITTED THE SCREW-UP AND...MOST IMPORTANTL;Y...HE FELT BAD ABOUT IT. WHAT A CROCK. - GALARRAGA STILL DIDN'T GET CREDIT FOR THE PERFECT GAME.

MICHIGAN STATE SENATOR BRUCE PATERSON

YOU REMEMBER HIM! HE WANTS TO LICENSE REPORTERS. MMMMM? COULD THAT BE THE FIRST STEP IN CONTROLLING REPORTERS??? WELL, ONE OF HIS TOADIES, CALLING HIMSELF "BENEVOLUS", AND BEING CONDESCENINGLY SNARKY ABOUT IT, SENT ME A COPY OF THE BILL AND DEMANDED TO KNOW IF I HAD READ IT.

FAIR EXCHANGE. I SENT HIM THE FIRST AMENDMENT - NO NEED TO ASK IF HE READ THAT.

THE FOLLOWING IS THE TEXT OF THE EMAIL.

Thank you for your email regarding SB 1323. It has certainly sparked media interest and their one-sided haranguing. Have you actually READ the Bill that was introduced? Or, did you rely on a posting by a dim-witted toady who never read the Bill? Once you read the Bill, feel free to write again and we’ll engage in a constructive conversation. Thank you.

Benevolus
Sen. Bruce Patterson’s office

Attachment:
SB 1323

FYI: Benevolus — While in England, Benjamin Franklin penned a number of letters under the name of Benevolus. These letters tried to answer some of the negative assertions made by the British press about the American colonists. These letters were published in London newspapers and journals.

I NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WITH ONLY ONE NAME.

IF YOU HAVE READ THE TEXT OF THE BILL YOU WILL SEE THAT I WOULD BE INCLUDED IN THE GROUP HE WANTS TO LICENSE. I MAY JUST DEVOTE AN ENTIRE WEB SITE TO THIS JACKASS.

STATE SENATOR PATERSON "PERSUADES" UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL

THAT LICENSING THE PRESS IS A GOOD IDEA.

HERE IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA. HOW ABOUT WE LICENSE POLITICIANS. OF COURSE, MOST OF THEM COULD NEVER PASS THE "GOOD MORAL CHARACTER" TESTS IN THE PROPOSED PATERSON LAW.

SO. YA THINK ITS ROMANTIC TO HANG OUT WITH THE LEFTIST MURDERERS IN CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA.

WRONG. ASK LORI.

MOM AND DAD MUST BE PROUD!

GEE. WHAT A GREAT IDEA. LETS BLOW UP THE PARLIMENT. WHAT'S THE WORST HAT COULD HAPPEN. AND THEN I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THESE "SEXY" REBELS.

IF I GET ARRESTED I WILL JUST SHOUT "WE ARE REVOLUTIONARIES - NOT TERRORISTS" THEN THEY WILL LET ME GO. SURE. AND THEY DID. AFTER 15 YEARS! DUMBASS - THREW AWAY YOUR YOUTH FOR NOTHING.

THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH

CLAIM: Lori Berenson is a social activist....TRUTH: Lorio is a starstruck moron who signed on with the El Slavadorian murder group FNLM

CLAIM: is a firm believer that everyone's fundamental human rights are respected ...TRUTH: She got tired of FNLM when the killing stopped and moved to Peru to join MRTA - (MRTA), a group that had committed numerous insurgent attacks in Peru including kidnapping, bank robberies, extortion, hostage taking, and assassinations. DEATH TOLL: 70,000. Real sweet kid.

CLAIM: Lori Berenson's love for the Latin American people is great ....TRUTH: She joined marxist groups that killed over 100,000 of her beloved Latin Americans.

NOTE: AFTER HER RELEASE SHE WAS UNIVERSALLY SHUNNED AND SCORNED BY THE PERUVIANS THE COURT INFLICTED HER ON.

"The head of Hizbollah has said that he hopes that we will gather in Israel so he doesn�¢??t have to hunt us down globally. For or Against it? " Question by David Horowitz during his guest lecture at UC San Diego

LISTEN TO THE END, BUT FIRST...MAKE A GUESS WHAT THIS MUSLIM STUDENTS ASSOCIATION REPRESENTATIVE BELIEVES.

if these muslim degenerates get their way

the only difference will be the camels in the background

"I HATE REPORTERS. AND REPORTERS HATE ME! EITHER THEY ARE GOING OR I AM GOING. AND I DEFINTELY AM NOT GOING" == MICHIGAN STATE SENATOR BRUCE PATERSON

SO LETS LICENSE, CONTROL CENSOR AND DESTROY THEM!!!

THE FIRST AMENDMENT

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

MAYBE THIS MORON HAS HEARD OF IT.

I DOUBT HE HAS READ IT.

THESE TWO MORONS - ANNETTE ROBINSON (D-Bedford Stuyvesant) and DARRYL TOWNS (D-East New York)

ACTUALLY OFFERED A BILL REQUIRING COPS TO "SHOOT TO WOUND".

the only reason I can think of for such an idiotic plan is they were losing too many consituents?

ROBINSON EVEN ADMITTED SHE DIDN'T HAVE &$@*% CLUE ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS DOING - TYPICAL TYPICAL.

IT IS MORONS LIKE THESE TWO WHO RUN NEW YORK STATE. WHAT A JOKE

PS: NYC COPS - THE BEST IN THE WORLD - ARE TRAINED TO "SHOOT TO STOP!!! - NOT KILL"

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF POLICE KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY IN NEW YORK -

APPARENTLY THE THUGS SHOOT TO KILL

Philip Lambrecht d. March 14th, 1872 * Thomas J. Norton d. December 18th, 1881 * John J. Carey d. November 3rd, 1892 *Robert J. Thorpe d. August 13th, 1900 * John J. Sheridan d. July 16th, 1902 * Joseph Guarnieri d. April 2nd, 1914 * John J. Quinn d. February 16th, 1918 * James Maher d. July 27th, 1919 *John E. Fitzpatrick d. May 20th, 1920 * Joseph J. Bridgetts d. February 17th, 1921 * William A. Miller d. January 5th, 1922 * Francis J. M. Buckley d. January 6th, 1922 * John J. Moriarty d. July 2nd, 1922 * John T. Donohue d. February 16th, 1923 * Francis P. Baker d. April 22nd, 1923 * Bernardino Grottano d. May 26th, 1924 * Timothy J. Connell d. July 12th, 1924 * Chester A. Hagan d. February 14th, 1925 * Richard M. Heneberry d. August 6th, 1925 * John M. Singer d. August 11th, 1926 * Morris Borkin d. May 17th, 1927 * Thomas E. Hill d. July 28th, 1930 * Harry D. Bloomfield d. August 9th, 1930 * Christopher W. Scheuing d. February 19th, 1931 * William H. DeGive d. June 28th, 1931 * Guido J. Pessagno d. October 22nd, 1931 * James J. Garvey d. April 21st, 1934 * Michael J. Foley d. April 10th, 1937 * Isadore Astel d. August 11th, 1937 * Arthur DeMarrais d. November 7th, 1937 * Ferdinand A. Socha d. July 4th, 1940 * Joseph J. Lynch d. July 4th, 1940 * Joseph A. Miccio d. December 8th, 1942 * Anthony McGinley d. December 27th, 1944 * Frank M. McGrath d. September 27th, 1945 * James J. Burke d. December 13th, 1946 * James L. Daggett d. September 10th, 1951 * Philip A. LaMonica d. September 21st, 1952 * William F. Christman d. October 8th, 1956 * Francis X. O'Rourke d. January 21st, 1958 * Philip J. Curtin d. October 2nd, 1960 * John P. Finnegan d. May 18th, 1962 * Luke J. Fallon d. May 18th, 1962 * John F. Tobin d. October 29th, 1962 * Richard D. Arundell d. February 9th, 1963 * Donald Rolker d. November 27th, 1963 * Joseph V. Greene d. May 3rd, 1964 * James A. Donegan d. October 15th, 1964* Salvatore Potenza d. October 15th, 1964 * Harold A. Jacob d. January 18th, 1967 * John D. Pollins d. March 14th, 1967 * Richard A. Rotanz d. August 21st, 1968 * Clifton A. Eastby d. December 30th, 1968 * John Roth d. April 24th, 1969 * Joseph A. Picciano d. February 15th, 1971 * Erle Thompson d. February 20th, 1971 * Ivan I. Lorenzo d. May 5th, 1971 * Harold Marshall d. December 7th, 1971 * William R. Capers d. April 3rd, 1972 * George Caccavale d. June 26th, 1976 * Henry R. McDevitt d. June 26th, 1977 * Joseph D. Taylor d. August 29th, 1977 * Horace L. Ford d. November 6th, 1978 * Abraham Walton d. July 14th, 1980 * Anthony J. Venditti d. January 21st, 1986 * Louis L. Miller d. March 11th, 1987 * Joseph Galapo d. August 16th, 1988 * Richard J. Guerzon d. November 13th, 1989 * Keith L. Williams d. November 13th, 1989 * William T. Gunn d. November 27th, 1992 * Luis Lopez d. March 10th, 1993 * Alfred Boesch d. January 21st, 1995 * Kenneth Fung d. January 13th, 1997 * Sean Carrington d. January 19th, 1998 * Claude Daniel Richards d. September 11th, 2001 * Joseph Vigiano d. September 11th, 2001 * Jaime Betancourt d. March 31st, 2002 * Salvatore Cafiso d. October 24th, 2002 * James V. Nemorin d. March 10th, 2003 * Rodney J. Andrews d. March 10th, 2003 * Patrick H. Rafferty d. September 10th, 2004 * Robert Parker d. September 10th, 2004 * Dillon Hugh Stewart d. November 28th, 2005 * Daniel Enchautegui d. December 10th, 2005 * James Zadroga d. January 5th, 2006 * Sandra Y. Adrian d. January 11th, 2006 * Roberto L. Rivera d. January 27th, 2007 * John Young d. February 17th, 2007 * Kevin Hawkins d. May 7th, 2007 * Robert Williamson d. May 13th, 2007 * Russel Timoshenko d. July 14th, 2007 * William J. Holfester d. January 22nd, 2008 * Omar J. Edwards d. May 28th, 2009 * Michael Morales d. June 10th, 2009

FLASH UPDATE 'THE WHEELS OF THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND . . ."

CHRIS OYNES - THE HEAD OF FEDERAL MINERALS MANAGEMENT (SEE BELOW) IS OUTTA HERE!!! THAT TOOK ALL OF A COUPLE DAYS. LINE THESE BUMS UP. TOSS EM.

WHO IS NEXT? MAYBE NAPOLITANO? MAYBE HOLDER??

GUESS WHO ELSE DIDN'T READ THE ARIZONA BILL

- BUT HATES IT.

COMING SOON....UNDER A BUS NEAR YOU

THE FEDERAL MINERALS MANAGMENT SERVICE

THIS FEDERAL AGENCY GAVETHE DEEPWATER HORIZON AN AWARD FOR ITS SAFETY HISTORY

EITHER THE DEEPWATER HORIZON WAS DEFECTIVE (AND NOW RESTING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN) OR THE FEDERAL AGENCY WAS. OR BOTH. OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST THE GOVERMENT TO SCREW IT UP.

OBAMA TAKES BLAME

. . .FOR EVERYTHING!!!

A NATIONALLAUGHINGSTOCK FIRST!!!

AND THE POSTHUMOUS AWARD OF THE "NOSE" GOES TO ...WALTER CRONKITE

WHY? HERE'S WHY! HE WAS A HYPOCRITE

BIAS LIST

CLICK HERE

AND HERE

AND HERE

AND HERE

AND HERE

THIS JACKASS IS JIMMY TAYLOR, WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PSYCHOLOGIST, AUTHOR AND SPEAKER. HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO SEE CREATED A FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF INFORMATION.

I SENT HIM A COPY OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. I HOPE HE CAN READ.

WHAT JACKASS JIMMY SAYS: Anytime there is a factual dispute, the Department of Information would render a decision on what the facts are. Those parties who come out on the short end of those decisions would not be allowed to use their "facts" any longer (just like having potentially dangerous drugs or products taken off the shelf). If they do, there would be fines levied to punish the transgressors. This system would not only make clear what the facts are and empower those who want the facts to be known, but it would also discredit the lunatic fringe and reduce the influence of their views on the majority of people.

WHAT THE FIRST AMENDMENT SAYS: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

ONE COULD EXPECT A PSYCHOLOGIST, AUTHOR AND SPEAKER TO UNDERSAND THIS

COMING FROM SAN FRANCISCO I BET THIS MORON ISN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION THINGY EITHER.

A.G. ERIC HOLDER ADMITS HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HIS POSITION ON ARIZONA ILLEGAL ALIEN LAW IS.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE HASN'T READ IT

===>>>> full text here <<<====

ERIC DOES NOT LIKE RACIAL PROFILING...

I GUESS LIKE "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION"

CONSISTENTLY INCOMPETENT

DANNY, DANNY, DANNY. YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

LAST TIME WE HEARD FROM HIM IT WAS - THE COPENHAGEN WARMING FAILURE CAUSING THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE.

NOW HE CAN'T SEEM TO PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT A COMMENCEMENT SPEACH. MAYBE IT WAS IN HIS POCKET. MAYBE HE WAS DREAMING OF DREAMY HARRY BELAFONTE. THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

HOW MANY "BOYFRIENDS" DOES THIS STUD MUFFIN HAVE???

EITHER HE ISKISSING HARRY BELAFONTE OR

HE PULLED THE HEAD OFF HIS PLASTIC BOYFRIEND. DAY-OO, DAY-OO, DAAYY-OH OH

IS THIS THE TYPE OF THIRD WORLD

PARADISE THIS "PROFFESSOR" ESPOUSES???

other examples of mexican "culture"

violence

more violence

even more %*$%# violence

kidnappings

corruption

hell, you can't even drive to Mexico

AND NOW FOR THE CLOWN OF THE WEEK

I GIVE YOU MIGUEL RODRIGUEZ [no real photo available]- ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL (M-Z) OF LIVE OAKS HIGH SCHOOL IN MORGAN HILL, CALIFORNIA.

HE DISCIPLINED SEVERAL AMERICAN STUDENTS BECAUSE THEY SPORTED THE GOOD OLD RED, WHITE AND BLUE AT SCHOOL. THEIR OFFENSE??? IT WAS MAY 5 (OR AS OBAMA THE GREAT ONCE CALLED IT - CINCO DE QUATRO WHICH IS CELEBRATED IN 6 OF THE 57 STATES)

HOW APPROPRIATE THAT THE ONE MEXICAN HOLIDAY THAT THE ILLEGALS GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER IS NOTHING BUT A BEER FOGGED ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN BY CORONA.

THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE LOAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT CRAP IS THAT THE MEXICANS ATTACKED THE FRENCH WHILE THEY WERE RETREATING!!!

P.S. THE MEXICANS SOON AFTER THE BATTLE OF PUEBLA LOST THE WAR.

PS: NOTE TO BLANCA COREAS WHO SAID "We respect them on Fourth of July. We don't go with our Mexican flags waving it up that day, so why can't they respect us too?" BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES, MORON!!!

PROGRESSIVE, LEFT WING SEATLE COPS RUN AMOK ON MEXICAN

BIGOTED ANTI-MEXICAN VIOLENCE FROM THE CITY THAT CLAIMS "Our diverse cultures bring life, vitality and economic growth to the City. Whether you live, play, work or or get the living crap beat out of you for no reason in SANCTUARY CITY , Seattle offers a unique community filled with vibrant people." ON ITS WEB SITE THE MAYOR WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "Arizona has nothing on Seattle when it comes to relations with Mexicans.".

SEATTLE MAYOR

MIKE "KICK HIM AGAIN" MCGINN

WHY DOES THIS MORON STILL HAVE A JOB???

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HOW "THE SYSTEM WORKED" WITH THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER. WE KNOW THEY WERE ON THE OIL SPILL FROM "DAY ONE" RIGHT.

NOW, A %#&@* TERRORIST, WHOSE NAME THEY KNEW, TRIES TO BLOW UP TIMES SQUARE AND HER CREW LET THIS ANIMAL ACTUALLY GET ON A #%$& AIRPLANE TO DUBAI.

SHE COULDN'T RUN A LEMONAIDE STAND LET ALONE HOMELAND SECURITY. SHE'S GOTTA GO.

for another moron, who is frustrated that she couldn't blame the times square bombing on a non-muslim, follow this link.

the feds had exactly NO, none, zip, nada, zilch FIRE BOOMS ON THE GULF COAST.

PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE ANYWAY. ALL THEY DO IS GET RID OF SPILLED OIL.

I ADMIT IT. THIS SITE HAS PICKED ON OBAMA. IT WOULDN'T BE NECESSARY TO DO IT EXCEPT SOME HOW THIS INEXPERIENCED STREET HUSTLER GOT ELECTED. IN A SENSE OF FAIRNESS I WILL NOW PICK ON THE TYPES WHO PUT HIM THERE. IN THAT VEIN (OR VAIN, IF ONE IS TALKING ABOUT OBAMA) I GIVE YOU "TYPICAL GOVERMENT EMPLOYEEE UNION MEMBER. UNION THUGGERY

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN ANSWER...UNION THUGGERY

Kenneth Gladney was approached by an SEIU (A PARASITIC ORGANISM) representative as Kenneth was handing out "Dont Tread on Me" flags to people. The SEIU representative demanded to know why a black man was handing out these flags. The SEIU member used a racial slur against Kenneth, then punched him in the face. UNION THUGGERY

"DON'T TREAD ON ME" IS A TIME HONORED STATEMENT OF THE INDEPENDENT AND FREE SPIRIT OF AMERICA. MAYBE THAT IS WHY THE PARASITIC UNION LEACHES FON'T LIKE IT.

"GEE WHIZ, MOM. WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE AUNION THUG!!!"

"JOHNNY, THEY AIN'T GROWN UP. THEY JUST GOT BIGGER. NOW SUT UP AND EAT THE GOVERMENT CHEESE""

THIS JUST IN: PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBAMA CANCELS PLAN TO VISIT SOUTHERN COAST REGARDING OIL SPILL

WHEN ASKED WHY HE CANCELLED HIS TRIP,THE PRESIDENT (OF SOME OF THE PEOPLE) WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"WELL, I WANT TO MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR. THERE ARE SOME FOLKS WHO SAY I SHOULD BE GOING DOWN THERE. AND I PLANNED TO. HAD THE BEST INTENTIONS. WHEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS "GULF" AND NOT "GOLF" I SAID TO MYSELF, WTF??? I'D JUST BE GETTING ALL THAT OIL AND &%(%^ ON MY FINE WHITE AND BLACK FOOTJOY E-COMFORT SHOES. ANYWAY, THE DAMN SPILL IS BUSH'S FAULT. IT HAS TO DO WITH OIL AND WE ALL KNOW HIS FAMILY IS UP TO THEIR KEISTERS IN OIL"

BIGFOOT FAMILY SIGHTED

STUNNING PHOTO CLEARLY DEPICTS FAMILY OF BIG FOOT CREATURES.

PHOTO SHOWS THREE LARGE, UGLY APE-LIKE CREATURES FROLICING IN THE WOODS NEAR ASHEVILLE NORTH CAROLINA. LOCAL CHARACTER AND MOONSHINE HISTORIAN JIMMY JOE WALLACE DESCRIBED THE EVENTS LEADING UP TO HIS TAKING THE RARE PHOTO.

"WELL, YA ALL GOTTA REELIZE THEM CRITTERS IS USUALLY PURTY SHY. BUT I HEARD THE RUCKUS AND TURNED, QUICK AS A SKUNK CAUGHT IN A RAIL MOUNTED TACTICAL LIGHT ON MY VARMIT GUN, AND SAW THESE THREE SHAGGY CREATURES MOVIN' THRU THA HOLLER. I KNOWED RIGHT AT ONC'T THEY WAS BIGFOOTS. ACTIN' STRANGE EVEN FOR SUCH AS THEM. SO I JES TOOK A PICTURE SO NO ONE WOULD THINK IZE NUTS. BOY OH BOY DID THEY STINK."

A LARGE POLICE PRESENCE SOON SWARMED THE SCENE BUT NO CAPTURES WERE MADE.

EXTRA: LATEST UPDATE. TWO BIGFOOT CREATURES IDENTIFIED AS BARACK H. AND MICHELLE OBAMA. DECLARED BY HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES TO NOT BE BIGFOOT CREATURES. THIRD CREATURE ESCAPED BUT IS THOUGHT TO BE NANCY PELOSI IN AN UNINHIBTED DISPLAY OF HER PUCKISHNESS.

IN A RECENT, EXQUISITELY RESEARCHED, WELL THOUGHT OUT, PAPER COMBINING THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF HUMAN INQUIRY, THE ASTOUNDINGLY BRILLIANT MUSLIM CLERIC (A SENIOR CLERIC INDEED) HOJATOLESLAM KAZEM SEDIGHI HAS ANSWERED THE AGE OLD QUESTION "WHAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES" BY NOW, YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER (AND WHY THIS MORON IS UP HERE) - SKIN!!!. NOT JUST ANY OLD SKIN, BUT FEMALE SKIN.

BUT, BEFORE WE ARE TOO HARSH ON THIS STERLING EXAMPLE OF WHY ISLAMIC CONTROLLED NATIONS WILL SOON BE CELEBRATING THE NINTH CENTURY, IT IS CLEAR THAT HE HAS FALLEN PREY TO THE HARDY-WEINBERG EQUATION OR, MORE PROBABLY THE HASTY GENERALIZATION FALLACY. PUT SIMPLY, THIS OLD FART ACTAULLY ONE TIME SAW SOME FEMALE SKIN, PERHAPS AN ANKLE, OR A SLIP OF THE VEIL REVEALED A SIDE VIEW OF A NOSE, AND HE FELT THE EARTH MOVE. THE INSIGHT AS TO EARTHQUAKES MUST HAVE BEEM INSTANTANEOUS. SKIN CAUSES EARTHQUAKES. THIS IS OFTEN CALLED "a dicto secundum quid ad dictum simpliciter" ACTAULLY ITS NOT, BUT SEDIGHI JUST LIKES SAYING DICTO AND DICTUM.

IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENCE AS ANYTHING ELSE HE PROBABLY BELIEVES. THERE IS JUST ONE PROBLEM. IF THEY KEEP ALL THEIR WOMERN IN GARBAGE BAGS, WHY DO THEY STILL GET SO MANY EARTHQAUKES IN IRAN, IRAQ, TURKEY, AFGHANISTAN, PAKISTAN AND ALL THOSE OTHER STANS.

COMING SOON AT A LOONY BIN NEAR YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT VOLCANOES

HOJATOLESLAM WITH HIS "PIN UP GIRLS"

ACORN STILL POLLUTES THE UNIVERSE

BERTHA BABY. NICE LANGUAGE. IF THIS SITE USED YOUR CIVIL SENSIBILITIES AND EURUDITE VOABULARY TO DESCIBE YOU THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE A POLITICAL GROUP YOU ARE AFRAID OF (TEA PARTIES) , IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE "FAT, UGLY, OUT OF DATE, PARANOID RABBLE ROUSING LOAD OF CRAP" BUT WE WOULD NEVER USE THAT TYPE OF LANGAUGE. WE WILL JUST SAY "YOU PROBABLY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF BETTER" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

AND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE MCCARTHY ERA, ANYWAY?. JOE WAS RIGHT. THERE ACTUALLY WERE A LOAD OF COMMIE (SOCIALISTS AS YOU WOULD CALL THEM) IN THE GOVERMENT - COURTESY OF THE DEMOCRATS - WHO ELSE??? CHECK OUT VINONA.

BTW - WAY TO GO LOSING ALL YOUR FUNDING - AGAIN. THE TAXPAYERS THANK YOU FOR PULLING (HOWEVER INADVERTANTLY), YOUR BIG MOUTH OUT OF THE PUBLIC TROUGH.

ACORN - CHECK IT OUT

FATIMA AL DAHER - FREE SPEECH ADVOCATE?? SORRY. I COULD FIND NO EVIDENCE OF THIS.

OR ANTI-SEMITIC LEFT WING THUG? HER MEMBERSHIP IN THIS HATE GROUP HAS BEEN SHOVED DOWN TH EMEMORY HOLE.

RICK SANCHEZ - REAL?

OR MERELY AN ANAMATRONIC BEING DESIGNED TO MAKE US LAUGH?

YOU DECIDE

THIS MAN IS AN IDIOT. HERE ARE TWO CLIPS OF HIM TALKING ABOUT GEOLOGICAL NEWS.

IN THE FIRST HE ALMOST HYPERVENTILATES BECAUSE HE IS AS EXCITED AS A PUPPY. BUT HAS NO $&@#*($ CLUE HOW TO TRANSLATE 9 METERS INTO "ENGLISH" I KEPT HOPING THE SCIENTIST WOULD EITHER JUST WALK AWAY OR BREAK OUT LAUGHING.

IN THE SECOND HE APPEARS CONFUSED THAT A VOLCANO CAN EXIST IN "ICELAND" ALL THAT SNOW AND STUFF. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. AND HE GETS PAID FOR THIS NONSENSE.

RICK. BABY. YOU JUST IDENTIFIED THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS. HAWAII IS ABOUT

6000 MILES AWAY.

BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. AL QUEDA IS TRYING TO GET NUCLEAR WEAPONS - HILARY CLINTON.

DO NOT BE AFRAID. THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO SCARE US - WASHINGTON POST REPORTER FAREED ZACHARIA

IS IT JUST

ME, OR DOES THIS REPORTER LOOK A LOT LIKE THE TRO LO LO SINGER

HILARY ...............ZACHARIA

RUN AND SCREAM....DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY

CONGRESSMAN BART STUPAK ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT TODAY. HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO DEVOTE ALL HIS TIME TO LOOKING FOR HIS GONADS. THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED AROUND THE TIME HE SOLD OUT AND VOTED FOR OBAMACARE.

In case you forgot, Stupak is the cretin who accepted an "executive order" signed by Obama to induce him to sell out. That "order" is worth less than most other Obama promises. It actually contained language within its own text declaring that it was a worthless piece of crap.

SEC.4(c) "(c) This Executive Order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity against the United States, its departments, agencies, entities, officers, employees or agents, or any other person."

OK. WHY THE HECK NOT??? ALL THAT WAS

MISSING WAS THE RED CLOWN-NOSE

SO BAD I EXPECTED HER TO LOOK AT HER FEET DURING THE ROUTINE

WHO IS THE BETTER DANCER???

KATE??? OR THE "MONSTER"

[SKIP AHEAD TO 3;15 ON VIDEO]

UPDATE: 4-4-10 (ALSO REFERRED TO EVERYWHERE BUT DAVENPORT IOWA AS EASTER)

DAVENPORT CITY COUNCIL STAKES OUT POSITION IN POWER PLAY WITH GOD OVER RE-NAMING OF GOOD FRIDAY TO SPRING HOLIDAY. CRAIG MALIN, CITY MANAGER, STATED "Any change would first require a full vote by the city council. " GOD WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, HOWEVER, THE WATER IS STILL RISING..

I TRIED. BUT I COULD NOT FIND THE ENTIRE 17 MINUTE ANSWER TO A QUESTION FROM A LADY NAMED DORIS, TELLING THIS BLOVIATING ASSHOLE THAT WE ARE OVERTAXED. SO HERE IS THE BEST I COULD DO. IT IS IN TWO PARTS

FIRST PART OF ANSWER ............ ====>

GOD HELP US ALL

.SECOND PART OF ANSWER

CONGRESS RATES IN THE LOW TEENS IN APPROVAL. THIS VIDEO IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHY

IF THIS SON OF A BITCH WON'T STAND BY HIS OATH TO support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic THEN HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

HERE IS ANOTHER STERLING EXAMPLE OF THE FREAKS AND MORONS (EXCLUSIVELY DEMOCRATS) THAT MAKE CONGRESS THE CIRCUS IT IS. HANK JOHNSON (D. GA)

CONGRATS TO THE MILITARY GUY FOR KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE.

JOHNSON ALSO VOTED AGAINST DRILLING IN ANWAR BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IT WOULD POKE A HOLE IN THE EARTH'S CRUST AND "LET ALL THE AIR OUT OF THE BIG BLUE BALL WE ALL LIVE ON"

update: 4-4-10 IT HAS BEEN LEARNED THAT MRS. HIGGINS HAD SOLD A GERBIL TO A TEEN WITH LEARNING DISABILITIES.. THE LAD IS NOW BEING GROOMED FOR A LEADERSHIP POSITION IN THE TRAFFORD COUNCIL. Trafford Council defended the decision to prosecute, noting that the gerbil sold to the teenager with learning difficulties -- who was also 14 -- was put in a cup of coffee. IT WAS NOT KNOWN WHO PLACED THE UNFORTUNATE RODENT IN THE CUP, IF THERE WAS COFFEE IN THE CUP AT THE TIME OR WHETHER THE GERBIL COULD SWIM. THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES. RICHARD GERE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

Iain Veitch, Head of Public Protection, said: "The evidence presented for this conviction clearly demonstrates that it is irresponsible to sell animals to those who are not old enough to look after them."

GREAT GRANNY PET SHOP OWNER ARRESTED, CONVICTED AND FORBIDDEN TO GO TO ROD STEWART CONCERT BECAUSE SHE SOLD A GOLDFISH TO A 13 YEAR OLD UNDERCOVER PUKE. WHAT??? THE KID DIDN'T HAVE A PARENT TO MONITOR HIM AS HE POSSESSED THE FISH?

SO. IAIN VEITCH AND THE ENTIRE TRAFFORD COUNCIL - GET A LIFE. NO PHOTO OF VEITCH - HE WAS JUST TO UGLY.

ON A MUCH MORE INTERESTING NOTE THESE SAME JACKASSES RE-HIRED AN EMPLOYEE OF THE COUNCIL WHO STOLE OVER $100,000 FROM THE COUNCIL, CONFESSED AND WAS CONVICTED. THEY SAID HE REALLY WAS OF LOW INTELLIGENCE AND THAT TYPE OF EMPLOYEE WAS REALLY HARD TO FIND AND FIT COMPLETELY WITH THEIR BUSINESS MODEL.

JOAN HIGGINS - FISH SELLER (NOT A CRIMINAL)

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, AND RIDICULE, I PRESENT TO YOU

TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE EASTER - AND WHO HAVE ABOUT THE SAME IQ.

DAVENPORT IOWA CITY MANAGER CRAIG MALIN AND . . .WELL. JUST ROLL-OVER THE PHOTO

IT APPEARS THAT BY RENAMING THE "GOOD FRIDAY" TO "Spring Holiday." MR. MALIN HAS SCEWED THE POLICE UNION OUT OF IT'S TIME AND A HALF PAY FOR THE PRIOR HOLY DAY. MR. MALIN APPEARS NOT TO REALIZE THAT SPRING COMES ON MARCH 21 OR 22. PUTTING THE LIE TO THE POLITICALLY CORRECT ALIBI THAT IT HURT THE FEELINGS OF SOME PEOPLE TO CALL IT GOOD FRIDAY, I PREDICT THAT WITHIN ONE YEAR THE LOCAL DRUIDS AND PAGANS AND GAIA FREAKS WILL BE DANCING NAKED AROUND A FLAG POLE IN FRONT OF CITY HALL. MR. MALIN ALSO DOES NOT LIKE NAKED DANCING

WORLD'S BIGGEST HORSES ASS (EXCEPT FOR HARRY REID WHO THINKS HE CAN MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE HE IS "NRA ALL THE WAY" JUST BY A PHOTO OP

SEN. BEN NELSON

SOLD HIS SOUL, IF HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE, ON HEALTHCARE FOR THE "CORNHUSKER KICKBACK" AND THEN WHEN ALL THE SEWAGE HAD SETTLED, HE GOT NOTHING!!

UNIVERSITY OF OTTOWA STUDENT RIOT CELEBRATES NEW "DECLARATION OF STUDENT RIGHTS "

THE STUDENTS, CHANTING "Together, let's create a climate of freedom, fairness and respect." RIOTED TO PREVENT AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE GODDESS ANN COULTER FROM GIVING A SPEECH THAT WOULD HAVE ALTERNATIVELY CONFUSED THEM, PISSED THEM OFF OR MADE THEM FEEL LIKE THE REAL MORONS THEY ARE. ALL IT TAKES TO GET INTO THIS "13TH GRADE" TYPE OF SCHOOL IS A 70% HIGH SCHOOL AVERAGE. CANADIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!! THAT IS SORT OF LIKE A PASSING GRADE AT THE SCHOOL I TOOK MY DOG TO SO HE WOULDN'T PEE ON THE RUG.

I PUT THIS PICTURE OF SCOTT MURPHY UP HERE JUST BECAUSE HE PISSED ME OFF. HE SENT A &$*(@ BED-BUG RESPONSE TO MY E-MAIL ABOUT HIS YES VOTE ON OBAMACARE. DOES HE THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID???

HE IS. THE MORON DIDN'T EVEN GET A GOOD BRIBE FOR SELLING OUT

OBAMACARE INCLUDES IMMEDIATE TAX ON TANNING SALONS. HUH???

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY...I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ONIT...SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER USE A TANNING SALON

BUT HE SHOULD - HE SEEMS TO BE GETTING LIGHTER, MORE ARTICULATE,. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

BART STUPAK---MORE LIKE $*%^ BART SIMPSON.

WOULD ANY SANE PERSON ACCEPT A "PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER", ESPECIALLY FROM A DOUCHEBAG LIKE OBAMA, AND ESPECIALLY ON A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE??? (c) This Executive Order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity against ...TEXT

THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTO CATCHES THE VERY MOMENT WHEN STUPIDPAK GLANCES DOWN AND NOTICES HIS GONADS ARE GONE. WHAT A PITY

YOU DON'T NEED TO TEACH AN OL' DOG NEW TRICKS.

ALCEE HASTINGS (I REFUSE TO PUT 'HONORABLE' ANYWHERE NEAR HIS NAME) WAS APPOINTED FEDERAL JUDGE BY JIMMY CARTER. HE THEN GOT HIS ASS IMPEACHED FOR BRIBERY. (ABOUT AS LOW AS ONE CAN GET)

NOW, TO PARAPHRASE THE MEXICAN BANDITOS IN TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE HE SAYS

"WE DON NEED NO STINKING RULES" THIS MAN IS A DISCRACE. PERIOD.

THE TRUE STORY CAN NOW BE TOLD.

MARJORIE MARGOLIES-MEZVINSKY, A CONGRESS-WOMAN FROM PHILLY WAS THE LAST ONE TO VOTE ON THE FIRST CLINTON BUDGET IN 1993. THE CLINTON TEAM WHEEDELED HER. THEY CAJOLED HER. THEY NUDGED HER. BUT SHE WOULD NOT BUDGE THEN!!! IN A DRAMATIC MOMENT NOT SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN (ALTHOUGH SHE WAS) THEY PHYSICALLY WALKED HER TO THE PODIUM TO CAST THE DECIDING VOTE.

NOW IT BECOMES CLEAR WHAT THEY PROMISED HER. THEIR FIRST BORN CHELSEA. WHAT A DEAL. SHE VOTES FOR THE BUDGET BILL AND THEY PROMISE THEIR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HER DUMBASS SON. EVERYONE WINS. EXCEPT CHELSEA. BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE AN INFLATABLE GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY. BETCHA SHE WEARS A PANTSUIT WEDDING GOWN!

EVEN AFTER 40 YEARS OF DUMBED DOWN LIBERAL PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION THE FINE SUPPORTERS OF OBAMA AT HIS OHIO HEALTH CARE SPEECH IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD WHEN HE PROMISED "EMPLOYER HEALTH CARE PREMIUMS WILL DROP 3,000 PERCENT"

SO, FOR BEING SUCH KOOL-AID DRINKING, DUMB AS DOORKNOBS, PARASITIC, UNION-LOVING, NON-PRODUCTIVE, WHINY MATH CHALLENGED MORONS ---THEY ALL GET THE RED NOSE.

PLAY THE TAPE= ==

IT IS TRUE!!!

HE REALLY IS THE ONE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

ROTFLMFAO HA HA HA HAHAHA!

OH! HOW TO COUNT THE WAYS??? SEAN PENN SEEMS TO HAVE A FIXATION WITH THE POSTERIOR. FOR EXAMPLE HE SAID "We cower as you point fingers telling us to ��???��??��?���¢??support our troops.��???��??��?���¢?��???��??��?��� Well, you and the smarmy pundits in your pocket, those who bathe in the moisture of your soiled and bloodstained underwear, can take that noise and shove it.

NOW THIS. HE HOPES ALL HIS CRITICS, OR ANYONE WHO ISN'T AS BIG AN A-HOLE AS HE IS "DIES SCREAMING FROM RECTAL CANCER". NICE, SEAN. REAL NICE. DO YOU KISS YOUR WIFE WITH ...OH. THAT'S RIGHT. DIVORCING AGAIN. DOES THIS JACKASS KNOW IT IS NATIONAL COLO-RECTAL CANCER AWARENESS MONTH???

THEN, WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS HATE FILLED COMMENT BY A REPORTER HE VERBALLY ATTACKS HER, HAS HER THROWN OUT AND TRIES TO HAVE HER ARRESTED.

WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS??? HUGO CHAVEZ?

THERE'S NEVER A COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.

THIRD NEW YORK STATE POLICE HEAD RESIGNS IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS. SECOND HEAD TO RESIGN IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON???

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT NANCY PELOSI COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER SHE ANNOUNCES "WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT IS IN IT." ! WTF IS SHE REALLY THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID? CAN SHE DRESS HERSELF? DOES SHE NEED A DRIBBLE CUP? OR MAYBE A DRIVEL CUP. AND THIS %&*#@*^ MORON IS SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT!!! CLICK FOR AUDIO

Michelle Obama announced today the resignation of that other woman in the White House, Desiree Rogers, saying "When she took this position, we asked Desiree to help make sure that the White House truly is the People's House, and she did that by welcoming scores of everyday Americans through its doors. Trouble is TOO many people got in while she partied with the power people instead of doing her goddamn job. I still can't believe she let those two scammer horsey people in. What she be thinking."

THIS JUST IN: NY Governor, for now, DAVID PATERSON, seeing Rogers with her crown and magic wand offered her a job as Queen of Albany in an attempt to forestall having to resign because he screwed up so badly as Governor. He also noticed she was a "hot chick."

SUDANESE RULERS ARE GENOCIDAL ISLAMIST MANIACS. SCOTT GRATION IS OUR ENVOY TO SUDAN. IN TYPICAL KUMBAYA LUNACY HE BELIEVES IF WE GIVE THEM COOKIES EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PLEASURE - I GIVE YOU ERIC "IN OVER HIS HEAD" HOLDER.

THIS CLOWN IS OUR ATTORNEY GENERAL. WORST ONE SINCE JANET RENO (DAMN, THAT WAS REALLY BAD)

WHADDAYABET ERIC BABY IS THE NEXT ONE THROWN UNDER THE OBAMABUS

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE LOOKS LIKE "VENUS FLYTRAP" FROM WKRP. (Sorry Mr. Reid)

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, SAN FRANCISCO HAS A MANDATORY COMPOST GARBAGE SEPARATION SCHEME - ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE "FEED A RAT" PROGRAM.

TOO BAD FOR THE PEOPLE, THOUGH. IN ADDITION TO THE STINK, COMPOSTING GIVES OFF METHANE, (CH4) WHICH IS 21 TIMES MORE POTENT THAN CO2 AND NITROUS OXIDE (N 2O) WHICH IS 270 TIMES MORE POTENT AS A GREEN HOUSE GAS. IT ALSO GIVES OFFAMONIAC (NH3) EMISSIONS.. ON THE PLUS SIDE??? IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY ABOUT YOURSELF.

COMPOSTING HAS BEEN STUDIED BECAUSE IT IS DANGEROUS. IT GIVES OFF GASSES, DUST, SPORES, GERMS AND OTHER FOUL STUFF. Conclusion: Exposure to organic dust
at composting workplaces is associated
with adverse acute and chronic respiratory
health effects.

THE CITY OF CAMBRIDGE MASS. HAS LOST ITS COLLECTIVE MIND. IN KEEPING WITH ESTABLISHED LEFT WING PERSONALITY DISORDERS, NOT ONLY DO THEY BELIEVE IN MANMADE CLOBAL WARMING AND THAT IT IS AN EMERGENCY, THESE DOPES THINK IT EXISTS BECAUSE OF THEM - AND THAT THAT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

MAYOR SIMMONS, POINTING TO THE "atmosphere��???��??��?���¢??s non-negotiable demand to reduce carbon dioxide emissions" BOWED IN DISGRACE TO GAIA AND PROMISED TO DO BETTER

THE MAYOR WAS PARTICULARLY EMBARASSED BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH SHE DEMANDED A 20% REDUCTION IN CARBON DIOXIDE, CAMBRIDGE PRODUCED 17% MORE.

WHEN ASKED HOW MUCH CITY MONEY WAS WASTED MEASURING THIS FAILURE SHE STARTED TO CRY AND HYPERVENTILATE, THEREBY ADDING EVEN MORE CO2 TO THE WORLD'S ATMOSPHERE.

COMPOSING HERSELF, SHE DEFENDAED THEIR ACTIONS CITING EXACTLY 4 SCIENTISTS SHE SPOKE TO BRIEFLY OVER LATTE AND TOFU. SHE THEN SAID, "DON'T BOTHER ME. CALL Mr. John Pitkin at (617) 492-4035"

THIS PHOTO IS REALLY HARD TO RELATE TO. I WOULD TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING WITTY BUT IT IS JUST TOO SAD. JUST READ ALL ABOUT IT. WITH VIDEO.

WHAT A PATHETIC PERSON.

OUR GOD-LIKE ORATOR :)

THIS, Dr Murari Lal , IUS THE CLOWN WHO GOT THE OTHER CLOWNS AT THE U.N. TO BELIEVE THE HIMALAYAN GLACIERS WERE TOAST. NO STUDY. NO SCIENCE. NO PEER REVIEW. JUST AN ARTICLE IN AN "OMNI" LIKE MAGAZINE, CITING AN UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT BY THIS GUY. THE U.N. GOES APESHIT. THE END OF THE WORLD, OF COURSE.

OOOPS!!!

SO. WHO ACTUALLY IS THE BIGGER MORON. PAT ROBERTSON BLAMES THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE ON A "PACT WITH THE DEVIL". ON THE OTHER HAND, DANNY GLOVER BLAMES IT ON "GAIA" BECAUSE ALL THE RICH WHITE ICE PEOPLE" SCREWED UP AND DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH A DAMN THING AT THE COPENHAGEN GLOBAL WARMING SUMMIT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT??? IT KIND OF MAKES ONE FEEL PRETTY SMART BY COMPARISON.

ONE IS A SO-CALLED MAN OF GOD. THE OTHER A BRAIN DEAD JERK WHO MAKES A LIVING SAYING WORDS WRITTEN BY OTHER PEOPLE. HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET SO FAMOUS

DO YOU THINK EITHER ONE GAVE EVEN A MOMENTS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BABY???

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE OLIVER "President Ford didn't trip . . .he was pushed" STONE, THE RESIDENT PARANOID NUT JOBMOVIE DIRECTOR. IS NOW GOING TO DO A JOB THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD TACKLE - PUT HITLER IN CONTEXT. IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME. HE IS THEN CONTEXTUALIZING STALIN AND MAO.

"ONLY A GREAT MIND SUCH AS STONE'S COULD APPRECIATE THE MIS-UNDERSTOOD INVASION OF POLAND, CONQUEST OF FRANCE, RUSSIA, AND A LOAD OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THE ATTEMPTED EXTERMINATION OF THE JEWS, GYPSIES AND GAYS, AND THE DEATHS OF OVER 20,000,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN PROPER CONTEXT" FARQUAD NURCHE - NEW YORK TIMES FILM CRITIC.

MR. STONE, WHOSE FILM "TITANIC - The TRUE Story" PROVED THAT I.R.A FISHERMEN, FINANCED BY THE FREE-MASONS, USING ROWBOATS TOWED THE ICEBERG IN FRONT OF THE WHITE STAR LINER USING ROPE PROVIDED BY THE POPE.

HIS NEXT, AND HOPEFULLY FINAL, FILM WILL TACKLE THE QUESTION - WHO IS THE REAL OLIVER STONE AND WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN HIS BODY.

WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM LAS VEGAS IS A BIGOT AND A RACIST. WHO KNEW? THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN HILLARY CLINTON STARTED GO'N ALL EBONICS ON US WHEN SHE SPOKE TO GROUPS OF BLACKS.

IN A STATEMENT RELEASED BY REID'S PRESS FLACK HE CLAIMED THAT HIS STATEMENT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND HE WAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GIVING A REVIEW OF PORGY AND BESS.

IN AN ATTEMPT TO MOLLIFY VARIOUS RACE LEADERS, REID INVITED A DOZEN OR SO TO HIS DESERT COMPOUND. HE MET WITH THEM IN ORDER OF HOW DARK THEY WERE.

I GIVE YOU PETER (APPROPRIATE NAME AS IT TURNS OUT) ORSZAG. HE HAS A) ONE EX-WIFE; B) TWO EX-CHILDREN WITH EX-WIFE; ONE EX-GIRLFRIEND IN A "COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP"; C) ONE EX-BABY GIRL WITH EX-COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL D) NEW YOUNGER, MUCH YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND - UNKNOWN IF THIS IS A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL AND THE JOB OF HEAD OF OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. I GUESS, JUST READ IT ALL HERE.

THE SYSTEM WORKED!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *@#% MIND???

JANET "I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS" NAPOLITANO ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT THE BOMBER ON THE DETROIT FLIGHT.

"the system worked" and "everything happened that should have."

SHE ALSO ISSUED THE ENTIRE NATION A COMFORTING PAT ON THE HEAD AND A "THERE. THERE. IT'S ALRIGHT"

WHICH IS MORE HUMILIATING?? GOING TO COPENHAGEN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HAVING TO BEG TO BE LET INTO A MEETING WITH THE "BIG BOYS" - AND THEN NOT HAVING A CHAIR!!! "U.S. President Barack Obama walking uninvited into a meeting of Prime Ministers of China and India and Presidents of Brazil and South Africa"

OR BEING AN AMERICAN WHO ELECTED THIS MORON AS PRESIDENT? HUH!!! OBAMA WAS OVERHEARD SAYING "I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GET IN. CAN I? PLEASE? PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!! I'VE GOT COOKIES! WELL, ACTUALLY BILLIONS OF MY IDIOT TAXPAYER'S DOLLARS. WE CAN ALL SHARE AND PLAY NICE! I'LL SIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO AND I WON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. I PROMISE."

SEE IT

Associate Attorney General Thomas J. Perrelli,

the No. 3 official in the Obama Justice Department,

This is the asshole who made the decision

"We are committed to vigorous enforcement of the laws protecting anyone exercising his or her right to vote." TRACY SCHMALER - U.S. JUSTICE? DEPARTMENT

They then dropped all charges against the Black Panther thugs who blocked a Philly polling place with clubs.

THIS MORONIS ACTUALLY A CONGRESSMAN

WE DON'T NEED TO READ NO STINKIN' BILLS!

WE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM IF WE DID. WE ARE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS MEN. YEAH!!!

I AM JOHN CONYERS. I CAN DANCE AND SHUCK AND JIVE. READING THE BILLS WE PASS WOULD JUST SLOWN THINGS DOWN.

AND I DON'T HAVE TO CARE BECAUSE THE FOOLS THAT SENT ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE CAN'T READ EITHER!

PROF. GATES GOT ARRESTED

I CAN BE COOL AND JUST ASK THE OFFICER WHY HE IS KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.

OR, AS A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF BLACK STUDIES I CAN THROW A HISSY, MAKE SOME DUMBASS CHALLENGE 'BOUT HIS MAMMA, GIT MY SELF TOSSED IN THE CLINK AND END UP ON SOME DUMBASS TALK SHOW. KEEPIN' IT REAL. YEAH!!

IT WOULDA BEEN EASIER IF'N DA OTHER COPS HADN'T BEEN BRO'S ,MEHBE DAY IS NOT DOWN WIT THE STRUGGLE..

OH, YEAH. DID I MENTION I AM A FULL FREAKING PROFESSOR AT HARVARD. WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO RENT IN DA HOOD.