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ZIMBABWE GOVERNMENT CALLS

FOR "SYNCHRONIZED" TOILET

FLUSH!!! NO. ONE CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

LOCAL ACTIVIST GOON SQUADS, SENT OUT TO ENFORCE THE EDICT

RETURNED TO THIER KENNELS WHEN IT WAS LEARNED THAT

ZIMBABWE TOILETS DO NOT FLUSH. [ I MADE THAT LAST BIT UP :)]

AFTER YEARS OF MUGABE MISRULE THEIR CURRENCY STINKS, TOO

 

 

IOBAMA SAND TRIBUTE WASHED AWAY

Imet a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Percy Bysshe Shelley - Ozymandias.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT A FASCIST/STALINIST THUG

POLITICIAN

BOSTON MAYOR TOMMY MENINO

CHICAGO ALDERMAN MORENO

RHAM EMANUEL...CHICAGO OVERLORD

LISA HENSON , OR

HITLER AND MUSSOLINI

THE ANSWER IS . . .

LISA HENSON. ALTHOUGH A HYPOCRITAL FASCIST THUG,

SHE IS NOT A POLITICIAN.

EAT AT CHICK-FIL-A TODAY

UNLESS ITS SUNDAY

NAME THE DANCIN' CHIMPANZEE

BROKE GIRLS NOSE AT NYC POOL

 

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

ZUCKERBERG - HOLMES

DID YOU EVER WONDER JUST HOW STUPID ONE PERSON CAN BE???

I GIVE YOU

BECKY CARNEY, NORTH CAROLINA DEMOCRAT STATE REPRESENTATIVE

A PERSON WHO IS AS ANTI-FRACKING AS YOU CANGET, CAST THE

DECIDING VOTE TO OVERRIDE GOV. PERDUE'S VETO OF A LAW ALLOWING FRACKING.

PERDUE, HERSELF IS A BIT OF A NUTJOB.

Just after the vote, Carney’s voice could be heard on her microphone, saying

“Oh my gosh. I pushed green.”

IN OTHER BIZARRE NEWS, REPORTS OF HILARY CLINTON, OUR SECRETARY OF STATE

LOSING HER MIND, GETTING HER GROOVE ON, OR JUST PLAIN BEING FREAKY

ARE EXAGGERATED. PROOF IS SHOWN IN THESE TWO PHOTOS.

IT WORKS BETTER IF YOU PLUG IT IN.

TSA SCREENER Alija Abdul Majed WAS SO F*$#%NG STUPID

HE DID NOT REALIZE HIS SCANNER WAS UNPLUGGED.

JFK CLOSED FOR TWO HOURS, PLANES EMPTIED, PASSENGERS

SUBJECTED TO SECOND GROPE.

DO YOU FEEL ANY SAFER WITH THESE

CHIMPANZEES RUNNING THE SHOW?

BABY, I AM BACK!!!

JUST TOO MUCH CRAZY STUFF GOING ON WITH THE DEMS AND THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

LAGHINGSTOCK OVERLOAD. I AM NOW MOTIVATED TO RETURN BY ONE PARTICULAR

MORON.

FOR YOUR DERISION AND SCORN I GIVE YOU

GRETA HAWKINS

PRINCIPAL OF PS 90 IN NEW YORK CITY

BANNED THE SINGING BY STUDENTS AT GRADUATION OF

"GOD BLESS THE USA" WHICH IS A PATRIOTIC SONG EXTOLLING

FREEDOM AND LIBERTY IN THE USA. SHE SAID IT WOULD OFFEND

"OTHER CULTURES" SHE DID NOT SAY WHICH OTHER CULTURES

IN ADDITION TO THIS INCREDIBLY MORONIC BIT OF STUPIDITY

SHE HAS COME UNDER FIRE FOR NOT ACCOUNTING FOR $3,500 IN

TITLE I PARENT INVOLVEMENT FUNDS (WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS)

BEING A BULLY AND A RACIST. WHEN SHE FIRST PLOPPED ONTO THE SCENE

SHE TOLD HER STAFF "I’m black. Your previous principal was white and Jewish. More of us are coming"

SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID "I AM AN IDIOT. MORE OF US ARE COMING"

YOU DECIDE

TWO ACTIONS SHOWN IN TWO VIDEOS

WHICH ONE IS WORSE

MARINES PEEING ON GARBAGE

OR TALIBAN EXECUTING UNARMED, BOUND PAKISTANI MEN

WARNING: THIS ONE IS NAUSEATING

LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE

OBAMA IS A CHEAP S%!T . . .AND A 1 PER CENTER

WITH ALL HIS PIOUS BULLSHIT ABOUT "FAIR SHARE" THIS MORALIZING

PIECE OF CRAP DONATED A MEASELY 1% OF HIS INCOME TO CHARITY OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS

YET, HE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO JUST GIVE OUR TAX MONEY AWAY. TYPICAL LIBERAL HYPOCRISY

HIS STOOGE VP - JOE BIDEN - AVERAGED $369 DOLLARS. NOT THOUSANDS. JUST $369. PERIOD

ONE THE OTHER HAND, THE EVIL MITT ROMNEY GAVE 15%.. $7,000,000 LAST 2 YEARS ALONE

 

CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT - -

SAYS THIS PICTURE IS RACIST

HE IS WRONG - THIS PICTURE BELOW, IS RACIST

BOTH ARE PRETTY FUNNY, THOUGH.

THIS JUST IN!!!

BUFFET TO SING FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR.

LOOK OUT MARGARITAVILLE

OOOPPPSSS!!!!!!

IN A STUNNING W.T.F. IT HAS JUST BEEN LEARNED THAT

THE BUFFET PERFORMING IS NOT JUMMY

IT IS WARREN - AGE 81

GOTTA HAND IT TO THE CHINESE - TOTALLY INSCRUTABLE!

 

HERE IT IS. TIME FOR ANOTHER VACATION

BEING A PRESIDENTIAL FAMILY MUST BE REALLY HARD.

SO, ITS OFF TO HAWAII AGAIN. OR AS THE OBOMINATOR CALLS IT

ASIA

THIS NEW YORK CITY CRIMINAL COURT JUDGE DID NOT DO HER JOB

EVELYN LAPORTE

EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS A WARRANT IN NORTH CAROLINA FOR THIS MAN

LAMONT PRIDE

BECAUSE HE SHOT SOMEONE, AND JUDGE LAPORTE KNEW THIS

SHE LET HIM GO WITH NO BAIL ON A NEW YORK ARREST FOR DRUGS.

BAIL IS TO MAKE SURE HE SHOWED UP IN COURT AGAIN.

WHEN, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, HE FAILED TO SHOW UP

THEN A SECOND JUDGE - SHARI R. MICHELS

ISSUED A NEW YORK WARRANT AND STAYED IT - MEANING NO ONE WOULD BE LOOKING FOR HIM

ON DECEMBER 12, 2011 HE MURDERED POLICE OFFICER PETER FIGOSKI

JOHN CORZINE - MAN FOR OUR TIME

BRIGHTEST MAN IN THE ROOM, FORMER NEW JERSEY GOV. (FAILED)

FORMER U.S. SENATOR (FAILED)

FORMER WALL STREET GUY (FAILED)

A TRUE BELIEVER - GOVERMENT WILL SAVE US ALL!!!

BUT NOW . . .HE IS BANKRUPT, FACING FEDERAL FELONY CHARGES

AND IS CLUELESS AS TO "WHERE THE MONEY WENT"

THIS JACKASS BET ON BONDS ISSUED BY SOCIALIST EUROPEAN WELFARE STATES

MAGGIE THATCHER SAID"SOCIALISM ONLY WORKS UNTIL . . .

YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY"

SHE WAS RIGHT. NOW GREECE, SPAIN, ITALY, IRELAND AND PORTGUAL

SO FAR AS WE KNOW NOW, ARE ALL GOING DOWN THE TOILET, AND DRAGGING

WITH THEM THE GERMANS AND FRENCH . . .AND THEN US!!!

 

THIS WAS THE MORON OUR MORON PRESIDENT WANTED TO REPLACE TAX CHEAT TIMMY GEITHNER

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!

SO YOU THINK THAT GOVERMENT HEALTH CARE IS A GOOD IDEA???

COMPARE THESE TWO LINKS . . .

AND THEN ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION AGAIN.

WHAT GOVERMENT HEALTH CARE THINKS

WHAT THE REAL WORLD THINKS

COME TO THINK OF IT . . .I HAD A FINGERNAIL GROW BACK ONE TIME

U.S. NEAR WAR WITH NUCLEAR ARMED PAKISTAN

EGYPTIAN RIOTS LEADING TO SHARIA CONTROLLED "REALLY LARGE ARAB COUNTY"

ECONOMY IN THE TOILET

EUROPE ON EDGE OC CHAOTIC BREAKUP

"SUPER COMMITTEE" FAILS (ACTUALLY THEY SUCCEEDED - IN KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD)

VLAD PUTIN TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF - AGAIN

WORLD GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

FEARLESS LEADER OBAMA - WHAT DOES HE DO??

A LTTLE BIT OF GOLF

A LITTLE BIT OF HOOPS

WAY TO GO OBAMA, BABY

HOW DO THEY DO IT. THE EDUCATION SECTOR SEEMS

TO BE A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF HILARITY AND JUST PLAIN NONSENSE

HERE IS THE HEAD OF THE CHICAGO TEACHERS UNION

DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

 

ON THE ONE HAND WE HAVE BORDER PATROL AGENT BRIAN TERRY

HE DIED AS A DIRECT RESULT OF ERIC HOLDER'S INCOMPETENT

AND CYNICAL PROGRAM "FAST AND FURIOUS" TO DISCREDIT THE SECOND AMENDMENT

ON THE OTHER HAND WE HAVE "HEAVY D" AMERICAN ICON

CREATOR OF SONGS AND LYRICS SUCH AS

You killin me baby (well go 'head Heavy)
You killin me baby (well go 'head Heavy)
Yo, you killin me baby (well go 'head Heavy)
So yo you killin me baby (well go 'head Heavy)
FROM: YOU NASTY HEV

AND THE EVER POPULAR

I want your body the way you touch me
Rather be in your Caddie
You could be my big daddy
Take it slowly heaven hold me
Rather be in your Caddie
FROM: A BUNCH OF NIGGAS

GUESS WHICH ONE OUR PRESIDENT SENDS CONDOLENCES FOR

HOW ABOUT A BIG HAND FOR THE

ENVIRONMENTALIST ASSHOLE GREENIES

AND THEIR LEFT WING ASSHOLE DEMOCRAT HENCHMEN

IT IS BEYOND QUESTIONING THAT THE HIGH COST OF OIL AND GASOLINE

HAVE PLAYED A BIG ROLE IN THE CURRENT FINANCIAL QUAGMIRE

MAYBE AS MUCH AS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION "KILL CAPITALISM" REGULATIONS

OUR, UP TIL NOW, PEACEFUL ALLIES TO THE NORTH - CANADA- HAVE A LOT OF OIL

TO SELL. WITH A PIPELINE THEY COULD SELL IT TO US.

BUT NOOOO!!! THE @&%@&ING MORONS IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ARE TOO

FREAKING SCARED TO STAND UP TO THE GREENIES. MAYBE THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END

IF WE PUT A PIPELINE IN. THIS IS THE SAME LOAD OF CRAP WE GET FROM

THE CHURCH OF GLOBAL WARMING

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS COVERED IS OWN SORRY ASS

BUY DELAYING THE APPROVAL UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION

THE CANADIANS WILL JUST SELL THE OIL TO OUR OTHER REALLY GOOD FRIENDS - THE CHINESE

SUCH DISREGARD OF NATIONAL INTEREST IN A TIME OF "CRISIS" DOES NOT LOOK LIKE TREASON

IT IS TREASON.

AND NOW . . .BACK TO THE ETERNALLY HILARIOUS OCCUPY CREW

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OFF, THE GENIUSES AT OCCUPY (FILL IN YOUR FAVORITE CITY)

HAD JUST DISCOVERED:

THAT IT GET COLD IN THE WINTER

PEOPLE LIKE FREE STUFF (ESPECIALLY OCCUPIER'S IPODS, IPADS, ETC...

AND YOU REALLY DO NEED SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER

NOW, HOWEVER, THE BODY COUNT IS GROWING DAILY - OAKLAND, VERMONT, UTAH

EVERYONE IS GETTING SICK (PROBABLY BUSH'S FAULT)

EVEN THE DOGS ARE GETTING SICK

IT CERTAINLY ISN'T THE FILTH, SQUALOR, POOR HYGIENE, CRAMPED QUARTERS

RAMPANT LICE AND LICENTIOUS BEHAVIOR AND SUCH

BUT, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SUCH LEVEL HEADED, REASONABLE PEOPLE

THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES WILL LET IT GO ON (MEANING FESTER)

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THIS LAST VIDEO SUMS IT UP.

A BUNCH OF MIDDLE CLASS WUSS ASSHOLES BEING CO-OPTED BY

RADICAL BLACK HOODED ANARCHISTS

AND NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT IS GOING ON OR

BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

ALL IN ALL . . .A PERFECT ARGUEMENT IN FAVOR OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT

DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

LOOK AT WHO:

THROWS THE PUNCH

CHEERS HIM ON

AND WHO IS THE ONLY PERSON TO HELP THE OLD MAN

 

...

YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING...SOONER OR LATER

OCCUPY WALL STREET IS JUST TO TEMPTING A TARGET

SO HERE IT IS

THESE MORONS HAVE TO BE THE DUMBEST REVOLUTIONARIES ON THE PLANET

FIRST, THEY CANNOT EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE PROTESTING - I GUESS

THE PRESS AND DNC FORGOT TO TELL THEM

THEN, THEY START THE "MOVEMENT" (POLITICAL USAGE, NOT BIOLOGICAL)

JUST BEFORE THE WEATHER WAS GOING ALL COLD - GO FIGURE, SNOW IN NEW YORK???

THEN, AND THIS IS WHY I PARTICULARLY LOVE OBSERVING THEM - "TWINKLE FINGERS"

AND THE INSANE "MIC CHECK". THEN, THEY GET ALL UP AND SNOTTY BECAUSE SOMEONE

HAS REDISTRIBUTED THEIR EXPENSIVE ELECTRONIC GADGETS. WHAT A @&%@#ING SHAME. ALSO PREDICTABLE.

I

GIVE THEM A PASS ON THE DRUMMING. IT IS APPROPRIATE FOR THEM TO SIT IN THE MUD AND BANG A DRUM.

NORMALLY, THIS ACTIVITY IS PERFORMED BY CHIMPANZEES USING BRANCHES AND THE NOGGINS OF THEIR NEIGHBORS.

THIS BRINGS US TO ANOTHER GREAT REVELATION - IF YOU PUT OUT FREE "GOURMET FOOD" ALL DAY LONG IT WILL

ATTRACT FLIES, HOMELESS AND THE RIKERS ISLAND SHUTTLE BUS. NOW THESE JACKASSES HAVE SOLVED THIS PROBLEM

THEY ARE ONLY SERVING RACIST FOOD - FRIED BEANS AND RICE AND PBJ SANDWICHES

(OBVIOUSLY AN INSULT TO THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS WHITES - HOPE THEY AT LEAST USED

SKIPPY SUPER CHUNK AND WELCHES GRAPE JELLY

IN AN APPARENT NOD TO ARIZONA AND ITS NO-GO FEDERAL PARKS (TOO MANY KILLER MEXICANS

THERE FOR THE FEDS TO DEAL WITH SO THEY PUT UP A FREAKIN' SIGN) A PART OF ZUCHINNI PARK

HAS BEEN DECLARED A NO-GO ZONE DUE TO THE MANY VIOLENT OWS PROTESTERS FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO SHIT

CLOSEST TO THE TREE. OR SOMETHING EQUALLY IMPORTANT. WE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT THE RAPES, FONDLINGS, DRUG USE OR

MARXIST RANTINGS.

ALL IN ALL A SWELL SHOW AND AN EDUCATION (PROBABLY THE FIRST ONE THESE ASSHOLES ARE GETTING)

IN THE WAY THE WORLD REALLY WORKS. HERE IS WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE LEARNED:

1.) IT GET COLD IN THE WINTER IN NEW YORK CITY

2.) FREE FOOD WILL DRAW MOOCHERS

3.) IF YOU WANT TO REDISTRIBUTE STUFF, EXPECT YOUR IPAD TO GET STOLEN

4.) GET A DAMN JOB AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF

I AM THE @%#$@% SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!

YES I AM!!!

TUNISIA - FLIPPED FROM NEUTRAL TO SHARIA - - -HOT DAMN

EGYPT - FLIPPED FROM "ALLY" TO ISRAEL HATING MILITARY ISLAMIST RULE ---HOT DAMN

LIBYA - FLIPPED FROM A CIRCUS SIDESHOW TO ---WAIT FOR IT - - -SHARIA --DOUBLE HOT DAMN

YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON OUR EDUCATORS FOR SOME SORT OF INSANITY

HEY!! FOLEY!! ARE YOU NOT A MULTI-CULTURALIST???

DIDN'T COLUMBUS COME HERE AS AN IMMIGRANT

JUST TRYING TO "CELEBRATE" HIS OWN CULTURE FROM THE "OLD COUNTRY"??

AT LEAST IT WASN'T HONOR-KILLING, GENITAL MUTILATING, TERROR-BOMBING ISLAM

AND UNLIKE THE PEOPLE ALREADY HERE, COLUMBUS WASN'T A CANNIBAL!!!

 

HOW GOES THE REVOLUTION?!?!?!

HAVE THESE PEOPLE have these people

LOST THEIR F&$*@#G MINDS?? Lost their F&$*@#G minds??

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, this is the funniest

MOST PATHETIC THING most pathetic thing

I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOONG TIME! I have seen in a LOOOONG time

WATCH THE ENTIRE CLIP. Watch the entire clip

IT IS WORTH EVERY SIDESPLITTING SECOND. it is worth every side splitting second

I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION I only have one question

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE AGENDA, ANYWAY???

 

 

DEMOCRAT GOV. BEVERLY PURDUE...KIDDING???

LISTEN AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF!!

DO WE REALLY WANT TO CANCEL ELECTIONS???

FOR YOUR DERISION . . .I GIVE YOU STEVE CUCKOVICH

HE IS NOT A "TEACHER" BUT IS A "STUDENT ACTIVITIES" PERSON

WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

HE IS ALSO A JACKASS AND HIGHLY DESERVES HIS SPOT HERE.

JUST DON'T SNEEZE OR SAY "GOD BLESS YOU" IN HIS PRESENCE

 

BILL CLINTON, ALWAYS AN ASTUTE POLITICAL OBSERVER, WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"CAN YA'LL BELIEVE THESE TWO? MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THE MEAT IN A CRAP SANDWICH

AIN'T NEITHER ONE GONNA GET A SECOND TERM. HEH HEH...MAKES ME LOOK GOOD!

HEY, MONICA, HOW Y'ALL DOIN' THESE DAYS...OOOPPS. HILARY. DIDN'T SEE YA STANDIN' THERE

GO END SOME WARS OR SOMETHIN' AND LET ME DO WHAT I DO BEST...PARTY!!! "

 

PAUL "I GOT A NOBEL PRIZE AND YOU DON'T" KRUGMAN, THE NEW YORK TIMES IN-HOUSE IDIOT

POSTED THE FOLLOWING ABOUT 9-11 "FAKE HEROES".

THIS GUTLESS "FAKE HERO" DID NOT ALLOW COMMENTS TO THE ARTICLE.

THESE ARE PROBABLY THE MOST IDIOTIC WORDS EVER WRITTEN IN THE

NEW YORK TIMES...AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT!!! SO I HAVE POSTED THEM HERE

AND YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW THE ABOVE LINK.

"The Years of Shame


Is it just me, or are the 9/11 commemorations oddly subdued?

Actually, I don’t think it’s me, and it’s not really that odd.

What happened after 9/11 — and I think even people on the right know this, whether they admit it or not — was deeply shameful. The atrocity should have been a unifying event,

but instead it became a wedge issue. Fake heroes like Bernie Kerik, Rudy Giuliani, and, yes, George W. Bush raced to cash in on the horror.

And then the attack was used to justify an unrelated war the neocons wanted to fight, for all the wrong reasons.

A lot of other people behaved badly. How many of our professional pundits — people who should have understood very well what was happening —

took the easy way out, turning a blind eye to the corruption and lending their support to the hijacking of the atrocity?

The memory of 9/11 has been irrevocably poisoned; it has become an occasion for shame. And in its heart, the nation knows it.

I’m not going to allow comments on this post, for obvious reasons."

WHAT THIS JACKASS IS SAYING IS BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY "LET A CRISIS GO TO WASTE" AND DIDN'T USE 9-11 TO

IMPOSE LEFT WING POLICIES, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN SUICIDAL" HE IS HAVING A HISSY.

. SO PAUL, UP YOURS!!!

I SAW THIS PICTURE OF OBAMA AND HIS FINANCIAL ADVISORS . . .

ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS

PERFECT! JUST PERFECT!

ON LABOR DAY, JIMMY HOFFA (NO, NOT THE "MISSING" MOB GOON)

SHOWS US HOW THE UNION THUGS WILL BE

OBAMA'S STORM TROOPERS. THEIR SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT

IS OVERWHELMING.

I PREDICT THE U.S. of A WILL GET

"GREECED" JUST AS SOON AS THE FAILED WELFARE STATES

CALIFORNIA, MICHIGAN, NEW YORK, ETC (ALL RUN BY DEMS)

CAN NO LONGER PAY OFF THE UNION THUGS ON MUNICIPAL PAYROLLS

 

 

TOO BAD FOR THE UNITED STATES, BUT THE SCENE FROM "THE GRADUATE"

 

WAS MORE INTELLIGENT THAN WHAT OUR CLOWN OF A PRESIDENT HAD TO SAY

 

  I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR HIS JOBS SPEECH

1. BLAME BUSH 2. WORSE THAN WE THOUIGHT 3. TAKES TIME 4. WORKING REALLY HARD

LAST BUT NOT LEAST===OBSTRUCTIONIST REPUBLICAN TRAITORS

WIKILEAKS? . . .OR THE "OLD" MEDIA?...YOU PICK EM!

WHEN WIKILEAKS, TOTALLY NARCICISSTIC FOUNDER JULIAN"IT WASN'T REALLY RAPE" ASSANGE

ANNOUNCED HE HAD SUBVERTED SOME SCUM BAG TRAITOR TO GET HIM TOP SECRET DISPATCHES

THE OLD AND DYING MEDIA ALL CHEERED. "HOORAY" THEY SAID. "THE GLORY DAYS ARE BACK.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THE PENTAGON PAPERS. YEAHHHH!"

NOW, LOW-LIFE "POSSIBLY NOT A RAPIST" ASSANGE HAS RELEASED THE ENTIRE PILE -- UNREDACTED

"UH. OH!!" SAID THE SOON TO BE BANKRUPT GOVERMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA. "THIS IS NOT GOOD"

SO THEY BLAMED THE VILE ASSANGE. HE, IN TURN, BLAMED THE VILE MEDIA FOR PRINTING A PASSWORD.

THE VILE MEDIA RE-BLAMED THE VILE ASSAGE FOR "NOT CHANGING THE #*@^# PASSWORD.

NOW, NO ONE ON THE LEFT KNOWS WHO TO BLAME AS CONFIDENTIAL SOURCES

AND HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVITS IN FOREIGN LANDS ARE ROUNDED UP AND SHOT

BECAUSE OF THE LEAKS.

(EVERYONE ELSE CAN FIGURE IT OUT - THEY ARE BOTH AT FAULT)

LOOKS LIKE A PERVERTED AMATEUR HOUR SCHEME TO MAKE ASSANGE'S EGO GROW EVEN LARGER.

WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHY THE FAILING OLD MEDIA DO ANYTHING THESE DAYS. - AFTER ALL ---

IT DIDN'T HELP OBAMA STAY ELECTED.

OBAMA MADE A THREE MINUTE ANNOUNCEMENT, APPOINTING KREUGER

AS CHAIRMAN OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS

HE USED TWO TELEPROMPTERS

HERE IS WHY!!!

AND THIS IS THE "SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER??? 

EVERY TIME THERE IS A STORM, SOME DUMBASS REPORTER GOES DOWN TO THE BEACH

AND STANDS THERE, LEANING INTO THE WIND, TO LET PEOPLE KNOW

THAT STORMS HAVE WIND.

THIS JACKASS ,"TUCKER BARNES", GETS THE PRIZE. IN FACT, HE RETIRES THE CATEGORY.

BEST BEACH STORM REPORT EVER!!!!

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THIS MORON ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

SOME TYPE OF "ORGANIC MATTER"

TURNS OUT IT WAS RAW SEWAGE

WHICH OF THESE THINGS IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT

THAN OBAMA'S UNEMPLOYMENT SPEECH.

1.) REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE'S DEBATE

2.) THE NFL OPENING GAME

3.) THE HARROGATE FLOWER SHOW

CORRECT ANSWER: NONE OF THE ABOVE.

 

GOOD OL' MAXINE WATERS. YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON HER FOR IDIOCY

MAYBE SHE DIDN;T GET THE MEMO ABOUT LOWERING THE STRIDENT DISCOURSE

MAYBE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT STRIDENT AND DISCOURSE MEAN.

 

OF COURSE, THOSE CHERRING THE LOUDEST ARE THE SEUI THUGS - THE LEFT WING'S "BROWN SHIRTS"

THE CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS AND OTHER RACE HUSTLERS FOUND OUT ABOUT

THE PRESIDENT'S "WHITE LIKE ME!!!" TOUR AND RAISED HELL.

WHAT THEY FORGOT WAS THAT SINCE OBAMA IS REALLY REALLY SMART

HE FIGURED OUT THAT ALL THE BLACKS IN THE COUNTRY WOULD VOTE

FOR HIM NO MATTER WHAT HE DID TO THEM OR FOR THEM SO HE SET OUT TO

SUCK UP TO THE WHITES THAT GOT HIS "VOTIN' PRESENT" ASS ELECTED LAST TIME

WITH ALL THE UPROAR IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY, OBAMA THEN SKULKED OFF TO

TAKE REFUGE AND ESCAPE THE HEAT ON MARTHA'S VINYARD WHERE HE KNOWS THEY DON'T

ALLOW BLACK PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND.

MAXINE WATERS WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "WHY HE DON'T ROLL UP IN WATTS WIT THA DAMN BUSSES.

SO WHAT THEY TAKE HIS HUBCAPS. HE AIN'T BROUGHT US NO JOBS. LEAST HE COULD DO IS SOME DOWN TO

THE HOOD. AIN'T NO ONE GONNA JACK THOSE BUSSES. MOSTLY, AIN'T NO ONE . . ."

SORRY! IT IS OVER!!

THE HUNT FOR THE BIGGEST JACKASS EVER!!!

IT IS OVER...HERE HE IS

SHAWN DOMAGAL-GOLDMAN

THIS PRIZE FOOL ACTUALLY WASTED TAXPAYER NASA MONEY

TO COME UP WITH THE UTTER MORONIC CONCLUSION THAT

"WE BETTER STOP THE GLOBAL WARMING BECAUSE

ALIENS WILL SEE IT AND

WIPE US OUT!!!!

DOMAGAL-GOLDMAN WAS QUOTED AS SAYING:

"LOOK. THESE ALIEN GUYS ARE LIKE, LIKE , WELL COOL DUDES AND THEY WOULD SEE US TRASHING THE PLANET

AND THEN THEY WOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND SAY, LIKE, THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE TRASHING THE PLANET

AND THEN THEY WOULD KILL US ALL TO SAVE THE PLANET AND BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY SMART ALIENS

THEY COULD DO THAT, LIKE REALLY, MAN, THEY COULD DO THAT AND NOT EVEN HARM THE PLANET WHEN THEY KILLED

ALL THE PEOPLE, AND THEN THEY WOULD ALL CIRCLE AROUND AND POOP IN THE OCEANS. YEAH. THAT WOULD BE COOL"

AND NOW, FROM THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPORTS

VERMONT RICH KID PISSES FUTURE AWAY

FACE IT. ANY SPOILED ATHLETE CAN GET DRUNK AND

PEE ON AN ELEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE

WHO AMONG US HAS NOT DONE JUST THAT.

THE REASON THIS SLIME BALL IS UP HERE IS BECAUSE

HE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE!!!

"The leaky loser expressed no remorse outside his family's palatial Vermont home, where he

ignored questions about the incident and showed no interest in apologizing to his victim. "

 

THE PRESIDENT HAS NO HONOR.

THIS GEECHIE-ASS PIECE OF CRAP WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET RE-ELECTED

INCLUDING STEALING THE HONOR OF OUR BRAVE SERVICE MEN!

IT WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH THE OBSCENELY NARCISSISTIC WAY HE HANDLE BIN LADEN'S DEMISE

NOW HE HAS TO USE THE DEATH OF 30 NAVY SEALS - EACH OF WHOM HAD MORE HONOR IN

IN THEIR LITTLE FINGER THAN THIS HYPOCRITCAL LOSER HAS IN HIS ENTIRE CARCASS -

AFTER PROHIBITING PHOTOS OF THE RETURN OF THE BODIES OF THE NAVY SEALS

BECAUSE MANY OF THE FAMILIES REQUESTED THAT,

THIS DISGRACE - THE LAWN JOCKEY IN CHIEF - HAS HIS OWN PHOTO TRUMPETED.

HOW DOES THIS MORON AND TAX CHEATER KEEP HIS JOB???

. . .

nn DOW FALLS OVER 500 POINTS

I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE A COOK-OUT

WHO IS THE BIGGER JACKASS??? EPISODE 4

1) REP. SHIELA JACKSON LEE (D. An Asylum Somewhere) RACIST CONGRESSWOMAN

THIS CLIP IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT, FROM 1971

THIS MORON ACTAULLY BELIEVES WE WON THE VIETNAM WAR AND THAT

NORTH AND SOUTH VIETNAM ARE LIVING IN PEACE

SHE ALSO CLAIMS OBAMA GETS PICKED ON BECAUSE HE IS BLACK

WHAT A SORRY SAD SACK OF BLACK NONSENSE SHE IS. (OBAMA IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF-BLACK)

  . .

OR 2.) BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA UMM...UMM...UMMM!!!

OUR PRESIDENT WHO ACTAULLY BELIEVES

80% OF AMERICANS WANT HIGHER TAXES

THIS DOES NOT EVEN PASS THE "ARE YOU F* KIDDING ME??" TEST

 

AUSTRALIA IS PASSING A LAW TO REQUIRE MUSLIM WOMEN TO REMOVE

THE HIJAB-NIQAB-HEEBIE-DAMN-JEEBIE BURQA

WHEN ASKED FOR IDENTIFICATION BY COPS

NOTE: THE EYES HAVE BEEN BLURRED TO PROTECT THEIR IDENTITY

THE AUSTRALIANS GOT IT HALF RIGHT . . .BUT

THEY SHOULD PASS ANOTHER LAW REQUIRING MUSLIM MEN TO

WEAR A BAG OVER THEIR UGLY HEADS

SIBLING RIVALRY AT ITS WORST

SECRETARY OF ENERGY, THE "EVIL DR. CHU" ELIMINATES

BRIGHTER TWIN BROTHER EDISON. SAYING "I AM THE BRIGHT ONE.

I HAVE THE DEGREES TO PROVE IT. I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU GET

IF YOU CROSS A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER WITH A TSE-TSE FLY...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

OUR GOVERMENT HAS OUTLAWED THE INCANDESCENT BULB

STARTING JANUARY 1, 2012 - HAPPY &%@*ING NEW YEAR.

IN A STUNNING EXAMPLE OF MISLEADING REPORTING - ESPECIALLY THE HEADLINE

THE GOVERMENT CONTROLLED MEDIA WANTS US TO GET ALL WORKED UP OVER

"State and local governments bleeding jobs"

PROBLEM IS??? THOSE OF US WHO WENT TO SCHOOL BEFORE THE TEACHER'S UNIONS RUINED THEM

CAN DO THE MATH. LETS SEE, UUHHMMM? TOTAL OF LOCAL (18,000) AND STATE (7,000) CUTS =(25,000)

TOTAL LOCAL GOVERMENT EMPLOYMENT 14,143,000 (YES, THAT IS MILLIONS)

PERCENT WHO GOT THE AX, CANNED, SACKED, SHOWN THE GOVERMENT DOOR???

0.0017 PERCENT

SO HERE IS A SALUTE TO LISA LAMBERT - JOURNALIST :)

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE OTHER

LISA LAMBERT WHO IS ALSO A COMEDY WRITER BUT ACTUALLY ADMITS IT

The other Lambert is an actress, comedy writer, and Tony Award winning composer,

best known for writing the lyrics and music to The Drowsy Chaperone.

 

I PRESENT THIS WITHOUT COMMENT

OTHER THAN "REPRESENTIN' FO THE PEEPS" *

*ON THIS WEB LINK, SCROLL DOWN A BIT TO THE FIRST VIDEO.

WHO IS THE BIGGER "JACKASS"? EPISODE 3

OR

RYAN DUNN .. .. .. .. THAT OBAMA GUY

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP...

ALBAMA FAMILY TOLD NO FEDERAL TORNADO HELP FOR THEM

THEIR HOUSE WAS NOT DAMAGED ENOUGH.

 

THE HOUSE, BLOWN OFF ITS FOUNDATION, WAS FOUND INTACT EIGHTY-THREE MILES AWAY

YOU WERE WRONG

WRONG, WRONG AND . . .WRONG!!!

WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT SAYS JUDGE SUMI SHOULD NEVER EVEN HAVE TAKEN THE CASE

UNION THUGS WERE SEEN CRYING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS WHEN DECISION RELEASED.

SHOTGUN SALES SOAR!!!

I.R.S. Internal Revenue Service (IRS) intends to purchase sixty Remington Model 870 Police RAMAC #24587 12 gauge pump-action shotguns

 

EDUCATION DEPARTMENT twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14" - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT - XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID - 14" LOP

AND HERE IS WHY

 

 

WHAT THE HELL IS THE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT DOING WITH

A SWAT TEAM????

WELL, WHICH IS IT. SHOULD HE STAY

PELOSI SAYS WEINER SHOULD NOT RESIGN

OR SHOULD HE GO.

PELOSI SAYS WEINER SHOULD RESIGN

MAYBE...PELOSI SHOULD RESIGN. SHE IS, AFTER ALL, IRRELEVANT

AND, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING, HERE IT IS

 

JUST SAYING: CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING JUXTAPOSITION OF HEADLINES ON DRUDGE.

THEN MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CONCLUSIONS

UPDATE: MIAMI 'WAR ZONE' DURING URBAN WEEKEND...
'I was scared for my life'...
Poet 'Da Real One' Gunned Down In Front Of Miami Poetry Cafe...
Violent crime explodes in Myrtle during Black Bike Week; 8-hour hell...
Rib Fest At Rochester beach turns rowdy...
Riot On Long Island...
Urban Melee In Charlotte...
Chaos causes DNC concern for convention...
Unruly urban crowd shuts down Nashville water park...
Emanuel shuts down packed Chicago beach; 'heat-related illnesses'...
REPORT: 'Dozens of gang bangers'..

.Boston Gang violence closes beach

AND

Obama cracks down on civil rights abuses by big-city police departments...

GEE. IS THEIR ANY CONNECTION???

OH! BY THE WAY. LOOK AT WHO IS ALL VIOLENT AND UP IN YO FACE.

SO? WHO IS THE BIGGER JACKASS? (VERSION 2)

JACK SCOTT (OR IS IT JACK-ASS??) THE MAYOR OF CORDOBA, ALABAMA

WHO REFUSES TO LET PEOPLE THAT HAD THEIR HOMES BLOWN AWAY

TEMPORARILY LIVE IN "SINGLE WIDE" FEMA TRAILERS

OR

THE CHARLOTTE CITY COUNCIL WHO FINED A PASTOR

FOR PRUNING HIS "CRAPE MYRTLE" TRESS ON THE CHURCH PROPERTY.

MAYOR SCOTT IS QUOTED AS SAYING "dAMN TRAILERS ATTRACT TORNADOS. WE HAD TWO ALREADY

AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO MY KEISTER WITH WIND BLOWN TRASH. ANYBODY CAINT AFFORD A GOOD OL'

DOUBLE WIDE DON' BELONG HEAH" THE LAST WAS A REFERENCE TO

THE RESIDENTS OF CORDOBA. THINK HE WILL GET RE-ELECTED??

IN A CYNICAL HYPOCRITICAL MOVE, JACKASS JACK SCOTT IS USING A SINGLE WIDE FOR THE

COPS, THE WATER DEPARTMENT TO COLLECT BILLS AND AN ACTUAL TRAILER FOR WHATEVER DUMBASS

GOVERMENTAL FUNCTIONS HE CAN THINK OF.

EDITORIAL NOTE: SINCERE BEST WISHES TO ALL THE RESIDENTS OF CORDOBA

AND GOOD LUCK WITH A RECALL PETITION.

SO! WHO IS THE BIGGER JACKASS???

MARCO GONZALEZ, A CALIFORNIA LAWYER WHO SUED TO STOP FIREWORKS IN SAN DIEGO/LA JOLLA

BECAUSE NO ONE DID AN ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STATEMENT

OR JUDGE LINDA B. QUINN, THE SAN DIEGO SUPERIOR COURT

WHO ACTUALLY GRANTED THE LAWSUIT AND BROUGHT A SCREECHING HALT TO THE FIREWORKS.

APPARENTLY, NOW IF YOU WANT TO GET A PARK PERMIT TO HAVE A PICNIC COOK OUT

YOU WILL NEED AN ENVIRNMENTAKL IMPACT STATEMENT.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THESE ASSHOLES COULDN'T TOP THEMSELVES!!!

OBAMA ADMIN . . .REGIME DESIGNATES HALF A @$&*@# BILLION DOLLARS

TO GET CHILDREN TO SIT STILL . . .THAT'S RIGHT, TO %$^@#^ING SIT STILL

IN KINDERGARTEN.

 

OBOMA NAMESJESSE LEE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA AND

THOUGHT CONTROL

HIS JOB IS TO "TERMINATE" ANY UNFAVORABLE ITEM ABOUT THE HEAD OF THE REGIME.

LET HIM TRY TO TERMINATE THIS ITEM...ABOUT HIMSELF

JESSE LEE IS A DOO DOO HEAD

FOR YOUR DERISION AND SCORN, I PRESENT

LEROY FICK

FICK, WHO IS SUCH AN INEPT MORON THAT HE HAS TO LIVE OFF FOOD STAMPS

WON A LOTTERY PRIZE OF $2,000,000

THIS PARASITIC WORM STILL GETS HIS FOOD STAMPS.

LOTTO WINNINGS ARE NOT INCOME, YOU SEE

PERHAPS THE STATE OF MICHIGAN SHOULD SLAP A LIEN ON HIS MONEY

TRY TO RECOVER WHAT HIS NEIGHBORS HAVE PAID HIM TO BE INEPT

SO, HERE HE IS, GOLDILOCKS AND ALL. LEROY "THE PARASITE" FICK

THIS MORON IS UP HERE BECAUSE HE SAID ""You aren't going to make me feel bad about this, no you are not,"

MAYBE. . . .MAYBE NOT. BUT HERE HE HIS, FEELING GOOD. FEELING BAD. FEELING STUPID. HIS CHOICE

FLASH: NEWS UPDATE

END OF WORLD ARRIVED ON SCHEDULE AS PREDICTED BY

89 YEAR OLD HAROLD CAMPING

HOWEVER, HEAVEN TURNED OUT TO BE IDENTICAL TO EARTH.

FOR PROOF

LOOK OUT YOUR OWN DAMN WINDOW AND TELL ME IT ISN'T!!!

OBAMA GIVES CONGRESS THE FINGER OVER LIBYAN KINETIC MILITARY ACTION

AND THE WAR POWERS ACT.

HAROLD CAMPING, AGE 89, BRAVELY PREDICTED

THE RAPTURE IS COMING

IT TURNS OUT THAT HIS HEARING AID BATTERIES WERE WEAK

AND WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY WAS

THE RUPTURE IS COMING.

SURGERY WAS SCHEDULED FOR MAY 21, 2011. DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

LET'S HEAR IT FOR SHARIA!!!

ONCE WE GET PAST THE HEINOUS CULTURE IN ISLAM

WHERE A JILTED SUITOR FELT "OK" TO POUR SULPHURIC ACID ON THE GIRL'S HEAD

BLINDING HER AND TERRIBLY DISFIGURING HER, IT IS A RELIEF TO KNOW THAT THE

SAME CULT ALSO PROVIDES A JUST AND FAIR SOLUTION

POUR ACID ON THE MAN'S HEAD. YES!!! WHY DIDN'T WE NON-ISLAMIC WUSSES

THINK OF THAT??? WHEN BURT PUGATCH, A BRONX LAWYER POURED ACID ON HIS

EX-GIRL FRIEND, NOT ONLY DID WE JUST LOCK HIM UP, BUT WHEN HE GOT OUT

SHE MARRIED HIM. PERHAPS SHARIA IS THE WAY TO GO.

AFTER ALL, BY PUNISHING, MAIMINGAND KILLING WOMEN,

THEY CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.

I INTENDED TO ILLUSTRATE THIS WITH PHOTOS BUT THEY ARE JUST TO

DAMN DISGUSTING AND OFFENSIVE - JUST LIKE SHARIA

THIS LITTLE SECTION IS BROUGHT TO YOU AS A RESULT OF A REQUEST

FROM SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE "A GOOD BIT OF FUN"

I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THIS SO . . .HERE GOES

HAMBURG - GERMANY...LABOR COURT JUDGE HEINZ UTHMANN (NOT EVEN A REAL JUDGE)

BERLIN - GERMANY...CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKLE

MERKLE SAYS SHE IS GLAD BIN LADIN IS DEAD

UTHMANN SAYS MERKLE IS A DOODY HEAD AND FILES A COMPLAINT

UNDER A GERMAN LAW (SEC. 140)THAT FORBIDS "REWARDING AND APPROVING CRIMES"

OF COURSE, IF KILLING OSAMA IS A CRIME, THEN HE MUST ALSO BE SAYING THAT OBAMA IS A CRIMINAL

AND I AM, AND EVERYONE I KNOW, AND PROBABLY YOU TOO.

OFFICIAL COURT PHOTO OF JUDGE UTHMANN

HE IS UPSET THAT THE REMARK WAS "TACKY AND UNDIGNIFIED".

WELL ...ALRIGHT, THEN

THE GREAT EXALTED LORD OBAMA FOUND TIME TO

GIVE A PROCLAMATION FOR MUSLIM FEAST EID-UL-FITR

GIVE A PROCLAMATION FOR MUSLIM FEAST HAJJ

GIVE A PROCLAMATION FOR MUSLIM FEAST EID-AL-ADHA

FOR Passover, FOR RAMADAN AND EVEN DIWALI"

EVEN %@#&@ING EARTH DAY

BUT COULD HE AT LEAST EVEN MENTION THE HOLIEST DAY IN THE YEAR FOR CHRISTIANS????

NO F@&#$@NG WAY

SO GOD SENT HIM A LITTLE MESSAGE . . . . . .WHO IS THE MOST ARROGANT????

OK. HERE'S THE PLAN. I MURDER AN OPPOSING GANG MEMBER

THEN I GET TATTOOS THAT SHOW THE VICTIM (CALLED PEANUTS),

THE CRIME SCENE COMPLETE WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

AND A PICTURE OF A HELICOPTER SINCE MY NIICKNAME IS "CHOPPER"

YEP. THAT'S THE PLAN.

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A TATTOO THAT SAYS "LOCK MY DUMB ASS UP"

THESE ARE THE TWO DEMOCRAT PARTY LEADERS

ONE IS JUST SAD...THE OTHER CAME OUT WITH THE

ABSOLUTELY MOST IDIOTIC WORDS YET OUT OF HER MORONMOUTH

HARRY REID...SAYING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE...JUST COULDN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SAY

UNDER GOD. THAT IS JUST SAD.

ON THE OTHER HAND, "CRAZY" NANCY PELOSI IS TRULY SCARY.

SHE WANTS THE REPUBLICANS TO BE MORE LIKE THE DEMOCRATS SO

"IT WON'T MATTER SO MUCH WHO WINS THE ELECTION"

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS THAT SINCE SHE IS THE RIGHTFUL SEAT OF ALL POWER

WHY SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER WITH ELECTIONS.

JOHN BOEHNER IS A DICK HEAD!!!

BIG DEAL. HE LED THE REPUBLICANS (BEATING BACK THE TEA PARTY MEMBERS)

TO A SAVINGS OF . . .WAIT FOR IT . . .$40 BILLION

WELL GUESS WHAT - DO THE MATH YOURSELF (UNLESS YOU WENT TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL)

IT WILL TAKE EXACTLY TEN ENTIRE DAYS FOR THE GOVERMENT TO BORROW - and spend - THE $40,000,000,000

IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE HOW BAD THINGS ARE . ..

YET THE DEMLIBLEFTISTS CONTINUE TO SPEND.

SO. THE LEFTWING STATISTS IN DC THINK REPUBLICAN BUDGET CUTS ARE

EXTREME!!!???

WELL GUESS WHAT. DURING THE LAST WEEK THESE LEFT WING ASSHOLES WERE FIGHTING AGAINST

A MERE $32 BILLION IN CUTS,

THE DEFICIT AND NATIONAL DEBT ROSE BY

$54,000,000,000 - THAT IS %@#&* BILLION.

LEFT WING STATIST SENATOR SCHUMER (A(sshole) NY)

AT TEA PARTY ANTI TAX RALLY TAKES AIM ON DEFICIT

AND THE WINNER OF THE THIRD GABRIELLE GIFFORDS "LETS TALK NICE" AWARD IS

KATHERINE WINDELLS - THIS " home-care provider and teacher of young children. IS IN FACT

A HEARTLESS UNION THUG, REGURGITATING WHAT SHE HAS BEEN TAUGHT IN COLLEGE

THIS MORON GOT CAUGHT SENDING E-MAIL DEATH THREATS TO GOV. WALKER

SHE IS, OF COURSE A . . .LIBERAL. INDEED, SHE IS A UNION THUG SCHOOL TEACHER LIBERAL

SNOOKI - $32,000 MORRISON - $30,000 OUR SOCIETY HAS SPOKEN

AS CAN BE SEEN FROM THE ACCOMAPNING PHOTOS, SNOOKI IS WORTH THE EXTRA TWO GRAND

THE COMPETITION WAS BASED ON HAIRSTYLES! WHILE "TONI" HAS A BADASS 'FRO (AS DOES HER SISTAH ANGELA DAVIS)

SNOOKI WINS BY A HAIR. SHE ALSO HAD BETTER "DUCK LIPS" - SEE BELOW

THIS IS REALLY UNFAIR THAT THE AUTHOR OF ROOTS AND THE COSBY SHOW DIDN'T WIN

SOMETIMES IT IS ALL JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR.

MUNSON OHIO, FOR REASONS THAT ARE NOT CLEAR, HAS DECIDED TO TAKE THE

"EASTER" OUT OF ITS EASTER EGG HUNT. WHICH LEAVES EXACTLY . . .WHAT???

JUST A BUNCH OF DUMBASS SMALL TOWN POLITICIANS FEELING GOOD ABOUT

THEIR POLITICALLY CORRECT SELVES.

TRADITIONAL GROUP OF PRIVATE CITIZENS BEING INVESTIGATED BYTOWN PROSECUTOR FOR TRYING

TO PRIVATIZE THE "EASTER" EGG HUNT

OBAMA SPOKESMAN (AND SENIOR STRATEGIST) EXPLAINS WHAT IT IS WIT LIBYA

UNITED STATES POST OFFICE ISSUES ANOTHER

ISLAMIC CELEBRATORY STAMP -- PERFECT FOR USE

ON LETTER BOMBS ---

NOTE: STAMP ISSUED ONE MONTH BEFORE 9-11 ATTACK

HEARTLESS LARD-ASS "BAREFOOT CONTESSA" CREATES NEW CHARITY

BREAK-A-WISH FOUNDATION

WE ARE SUCCEEDING IN OUR MISSION

I JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD TELL ME WHAT THE MISSION IS

SO FAR I HAVE MANAGED TO GET GAS PRICES UP TO $4.00/GAL

MAKE THE FRENCH LOOK BRAVE AND DECISIVE

ALLOWED AL QUEADA TO GET SURFACE TO AIR MISSLES

IGNORED THE CONSITUTION AND CONGRESS

AND GOT MYSELF LOCKED OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE

I'M DA MAN!!!

JUST A FEW LOW HANGING FRUIT....SOMETIMES IT IS TOO EASY

COURIC TOSSED OUT..................................................................OBAMA LOCKED OUT......................................................

......DUCKS BUG OUT.......................................................................................................SEN. LAUTENBERG (D. WHAT ELSE??) FREAKS OUT

HOLY CAT CRAP!!! FLORIDA JUDGE GOES ALL SHARIA ON US!!!

THIS IS THE OATH THIS #%@#&^# MORON WAS SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE WALL BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE???

HOW WILL THIS ASSHOLE KNOW IF SHARIA HAS BEEN FOLLOWED CORRECTLY

FLORIDA JUDGE NIELSEN

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA MAKES UNIQUE ACCOMPLISHMENT

HE MAKES THE FRENCH LOOK LIKE BRAVE WARRIOR LEADERS!!! ROTFLMFAO

THE LIBYAN DEBACLE PROVED THAT VOTING "PRESENT" ONLY WORKED IN THE

CORRUPT ILLINOIS SENATE.

WHO FIGURED IT OUT BETTER???

IT WILL BE @%$&ING FOREVER BEFORE ANOTHER UNQUALIFIED

STREET HUST . . .OOOPS, ORGANIZER BECOMES PRESIDENT

THE FOLLOWING POORLY WRITTEN THREAT LETTER WAS SENT TO A BLOGGER IN WISCONSIN.

BECAUSE OF ITS POOR QUALITY OF EXPRESSION IT WAS THOUGHT TO BE THE WORK OF A WISCONSIN STUDENT

MORE LIKELY, GIVEN THAT THERE ARE SPELLING ERROS, GRAMATICAL ERRORS AND LOUSY SENTENCE STRUCTURE

IT WAS WRITTEN BY A WISCONSIN TEACHER - ALSO KNOWN AS A UNION THUG.

I GUESS THEY DIDN'T GET BARACK'S CIVILTY MESSAGE.

This isn't a one way fight any more. We will take it from the internet right to 2114Chamberlain Avenue. Do you have any idea where you live? Let us spell it out for you.

We understand that you like to eat on the square. You like the Baked Potato at the Old Fashioned, do you? There were five of us in there last Tuesday.

You like to eat at Fresco? We're in the Overture eating, serving, cooking, playing, and performing. Atleast twenty of us have worked for Food Fight.

You like to f***g drink at FAIR TRADE do you? At FAIR TRADE? You are citizen-BANNED from Fair Trade. We will Walker you straight out of the place whenever you show up.

We are at every coffee shop on State,open to close, all the time. We will hang up wanted posters of you everywhere you like o go.

We will picket on public property as close to your house as we can every day.We will harrass the ever loving s**t out of you all the time. Campus is OCCUPIED.

Statestreet is OCCUPIED. The Square is OCCUPIED. Vilas, Schenk's Corners, Atwood, Willy Street - Occupied, Occupied, Occupied, Occupied.

Did you really think it was all about the Capitol? F**k the Capitol, we are the CITY.We are hard-drinking, weed-smoking, rude, obnoxious, auto-didactic, uppity f***g TOWNIES.

We know you hate us. We know you hate us because we ruin your imaginary, Men's Magazine, UW Admission's Pamphlet, Madison Magazine, Isthmus Arts vision of our City.

You think that our town should be on perpetual vigil just in case you need a little peace and quiet. You think we should go down quiet while Walker economically rapes us because you

want to lead a f***g tour group? Sorry babe, not gonna happen. And because you couldn't even show a modicum of fairness, integrity,or neutrality and

because you had the iron f***g stones to try to pull this here, on OUR campus, in OUR city, in OUR state in

OUR country (and that is about the only reason we have any grudging respect for you), now YOU are a target.

\WHEN THE FINANCIAL TROUBLE STARTED I PREDICTED TO FRIENDS THAT IF VIOLENCE STARTED IN AMERICA

IT WOULD START WITH THE UNION THUGS

WHEN THEIR OBSCENE PAY AND BENEFITS COULD NO LONGER BE SUCKED OUT OF THE BLOOD OF CITIZENS -

THEY WOULD THEN RIOT.

AM I RIGHT???

THE SECOND HALF OF THE PREDICTION IS THAT AVERAGE CITIZENS, FED UP WITH THE VAMPIRES TAKERS WOULD FIGHT BACK EFFETIVELY

WE WILL SEE.


WHAT WERE HIS GRADES?? HOW DID HE QUALIFY FOR COLLEGE OF HIS CHOICE??

HOW DID HE EVEN GET ON THE LAW REVIEW??? WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO WHEN HE GOT THERE???

HOW ABOUT HIS JOBS??? HUH???YEAH, HOW ABOUT HIS FRIENDS???

THIS HUCKSTER CONNED THE MEDIA AND THEY CONNED THE GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED JACKASSES THAT HAVE BEEN

CREATED IN GREAT ABUNDANCE IN THIS FAIR LAND OVER THE LAST 40 YEARS.

NOW WE ALL SUFFER WITH THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER.

NOT TO @%$@^#% SHABBY FOR A %#$@%^# STREET ORGANIZER

AND NOW - - -THE PRESIDENT

LAZY-ASS POSER IS "FLYING OFF TO RIO"

THE WORLD IS FALLING APART, THE JAPS ARE FIGHTING GODZILLA FOR SURVIVAL,

THE STOCK MARKET IS DOWN ALMOST 500 POINTS, KADAFFY IS SLAUGHTERING HIS OWN PEOPLE

, OIL IS OVER $100 AND GAS IS $4.00

SO WHAT DOES OUR "IN OVER HIS HEAD JACKASS PRESIDENT DO???

HE GOES TO @%#^$ RIO FOR CARNIVAL.

GOVERMENTS THROUGHOUT THE MIDDLE EAST FALL OR ARE ABOUT TO FALL

IRAN CHUGS ITS NAVY THROUGH THE SUEZ CANAL (UP YOURS, OBAMA)

CRUDE GOES OVER $100 - - -GAS GOES ABOVE $4.00

WHAT DOES OBAMA DO???

HE APPEALS A COURT RULING ORDERING THE GOVERMENT TO "CONSIDER" ISSUING DRILLING PERMITS

FACT:THE USA IS SITTING ON MORE OIL IN JUST ONE SPOT THAN THE SAUDIS

THE MEXICAN GOVERMENT IS LOSING ITS NARCO-TERRORIST WAR

THE BATFE ACTAULLY SMUGGLES AK-47S TO THE DOPER GANGS (AT LEAST ONE BORDER AGENT KILLED BY BATFE AK-47

AMERICAN CITIZENS STANDING ON THEIR OWN LAND ARE MURDERED

VAST AREAS OF ARIZONA ARE "NO GO ZONES" DUE TO NARCO-TERRORIST ACTIVITY

WHAT DOES OBAMA DO

ARMS THE BORDER AGENTS WITH @$%$^@ BEAN BAGS BELOW IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HIT BY A BEAN BAG. OUCH.

THEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HGET HIT BY A 7.62X39 (AK-47) INTO WATER JUGS SO YOU DON'T THROW UP ON YOUR KEYBOARD

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE ASYLUM!!!

MICHAEL MOORE OPENS HIS FLATULENT MOUTH

THINGS THIS BULBOUS SELF IMPRESSED LOAD OF LARD BELIEVES:

1.) ALL YOUR MONEY BELONGS TO THE GOVERMENT - NOT YOU

2.) THE 911 ATTACK WAS AN "INSIDE JOB"

3.) FIDEL CASTRO SHOULD HAVE DELIVERED THE OSCAR SPEACH

4.) THAT HE ACTUALLY IS AN IMPORTANT PERSON - NO LINK NEEDED

WHAT IS IT WITH WOMEN AND "THE BAD BOY"???

GO HERE FOR DEFINITIVE ANALYSIS OF "BAD BOY" PHENOMENA

FIRST IT WAS PATTY HEARST - OR 'TANYA' AS SHE CAME TO BE CALLED.

SHE JOINED AN ARMY - SYMBIONESE LIBERATION, THAT IS

THEN IT WAS "EL MORON" - OUR VERY OWN NEW YORKER - LORI BERENSON.

SHE JOINED A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. MRTA (SHINING PATH WITH FEWER BULLETS)

GO HERE FOR THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS LEFT WING GODDESS.

NOW, WE HAVE AFRIKA OWES - YES, THAT IS HER NAME. ALL SHE COULD COME UP WITH WAS A STEEET GANG

CALLED 2MF (EITHER 2 MAFIA FAMILY OR, MORE LIKELY 2 MOTHER . . .YOU KNOW)

OR MAYBE IT WAS "GOONS ON DECK". WHO KNOWS. WHO CARES?

...NOT A OOD CHARACTER REFERENCE CHARLIE RANGEL

OF COURSE, SHE WAS A "STAR STUDENT" AT AN EXCLUSIVE "PREP" SCHOOL. COULDN'T BE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION?? COULD IT??

SHE LEFT DEERFIELD ACADEMY(WHERE SHE HAD A $45,000 PER YEAR SCHOLARASHIP) TO GO BACK TO NYC

MILLENIUM HIGH SCHOOL IS FREE. I GUESS A THREE HOUR, 168 MILE TRIP TO RUN GUNS WAS TAKING ITS TOLL.

+THERE IS NOTHING CHRISTIAN ABOUT THIS PIECE OF @$%@$

FRED "THE BUTT MASTER" PHELPS

AS HATEFUL AN EXAMPLE OF MENTAL ILLNESS AS CAN BE FOUND

THIS JACKASS BELIEVES AMERICAN SOLDIERS DIE IN WAR BECAUSE AMERICA

PERMITS HOMOSEXUALITY. HE TAUNTS FAMILIES OF SOLDIERS AT THEIR FUNERALS.

WINNING THE SECOND GABRIELLE GIFFORDS AWARD IS

GORDON HINTZ (DEMOCRAT - WHAT ELSE - OSKOSH)

AFTER THE DEBATE AND VOTE (WHICH HIS SIDE LOST) HE LEANED OVER TO

FELLOW OSHKOSHIAN CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN MICHELLE LITJENS AND SAID

"YOU ARE F&$@ING DEAD!"

HEY! GORDON! THINK YOU CAN TAKE HER IN A FAIR FIGHT???

AS ONE MIGHT EXPECT, GORDON IS AN ALL ROUND ASSHOLE, GETTING

ARRESTED IN A WHORE HOUSE STING.

EDITOR'S NOTE: ONE MORE LIKE THIS ONE AND THE DEMOCRATS WILL

HENCE FORTH BE CALLED "THE PARTY OF PEACE" HA HA HA HA!!!

RELIGION OF PEACE BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES BY LONDON OLYMPIC LOGO

IN A STUNNING EXAMPLE OF THE MIGHT OF THE ALL POWERFUL ALLAH, ISLAM HAS ITS KNICKERS IN A TWIST

BECAUSE OF THE . . .LONDON OLYMPICS

FIRST THEY ARE SCARED BY THE LOGO ITSELF - WHICH IS NOT TOO HARD TO SEE WHY BECAUSE IT IS IHIDEOUS

ALTERNATE DESIGNS

AND THEN THEY CRY LIKE LITTLE BABIES BECAUSE IT INTERFERES WITH RAMADAN

SO $%#$#ING WHAT??? RAMADAN HAS NEVER STOPPED THEM FROM

FIGHTING WARS OR BLOWING UP INOCENT PEOPLE WITH COWARDLY BOMBS

OR IN 653 MELTING DOWN THE COLOSSUS OF RHODES OR KILLING THE GRANDSON OF THE PROPHET

WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITICAL, INSECURE, WHINERS. TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A SPORT FOR SUICIDE BOMBING

!!! KEY TO PEACE IN MIDDLE EAST LOCATED !!!

IT'S NOT THE SETTLEMENTS AFTER ALL

DESPITE CLAIMS BY ALL TRUE LOVERS OF PEACE AND JUSTICE THAT THE SOLE CAUSE

FOR THE VIOLENCE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS WAS THE "SETTLEMENTS"

IT TURNS OUT TO BE JUST A SINGLE, ABNORMALLY LARGE, BRICK.

IT HAS NOW BEEN IDENTIFIED, LOCATED AND REMOVED

PEACE IS NOW IMMINENT.

THE ISLAMIC WORLD IMMEDIATELY LAUNCHED A SPASM OF VIOLENCE, RIOTING AND MURDER

BETWEEN SECTS OVER WHETHER THE BRICK WAS THE 19TH OR THE 21ST HOLIEST SITE IN ISLAM.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT CRAZY NANCY PELOSI COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER!!!

THE DEMOCRATS COOKED UP SOME PIECE OF CRAP RESOLUTION TO HONOR HER, THOUGH

GOD KNOWS WHAT FOR...HER DUMBASS DAUGHTER GETS WIND OF IT AND DEMANDS THAT

THEY ADD EVEN MORE DEMENTED BABBLE IN HER PRAISE!

WINNING THE FIRST GABRIELLE GIFFORDS AWARD IS

CONGRESSPUKE MICHAEL CAPUANO - MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRAT - WHAT ELSE -

WHO THINKS ITS TIME TO GET BLOODY IN THE STREET

THIS JACKASS POINTS OUT THE TOTAL CYNICAL HYPOCRISY OF THE LEFT. THEY

POINT FINGERS AT IMAGINARY RHETORIC FROM THE RIGHT - AND THEN GO AND

TOP WHATEVER IT WAS THEY ACCUSED OTHERS OF DOING.

IF ONLY A LOW LIFE UNION THUG SCUMBAG LIKE CAPUANO COULD FIND

OUT THE HARD WAY THE DAMAGE THEY DO TO THIS COUNTRY

NEWS FLASH!!! MEDIA THINKS FOOTBALL PLAYERS

KNOW #@$#% ABOUT ANYTHING!!

WHO IS THE BIGGER JACKASS??

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER SPEAKING OUT ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN FOOTBALL?

OR THE REPORTERS AND EDITORS WHO THINK THE PLAYERS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

ANYTHING OTHER THAN FOOTBALL.?

DO THEY ASK THEM FOR INVESTMENT ADVICE? OR QUANTUM MECHANICS?

OR HOW TO TIE THEIR SHOES (THANK GOD FOR VELCRO)

WHICH OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS??

THE LEFT LIVES ON LIES

NEED A DOCTOR'S NOTE??? NO FREAKIN' PROBLEM.

AND!!! AN HONEST TO GOD COMMUNIST - OR MAYBE A WISCONSIN TEACHER??

THE REAL WISCONSIN STORY

SCOTT WALKER WON 59 COUNTIES TO 13. WALKER WON BY A FULL 55%.

WALKER RAN ON THIS ISSUE. WALKER WON.

TO PARAPHRASE AN OBAMA QUOTE "WALKER WON!! DEAL WITH IT!!"

BECAUSE THEY LOST AT THE BALLOT BOX, THE DEMOCRATIC, LEFTIST UNION THUGS NOW TRY TO USE BRUTE FORCE

TO BYPASS THE DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM. BUSING IN LOADS OF OUT OF STATE UNION THUGS AND ENLISTING THE MORONIC LEFT WING MEDIA

TO TRY TO PAINT THIS THUGGISH BEHAVIOR AS A SECOND "EGYPT" THESE UNION FREE LOADERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO

DESTROY THE RESULTS OF A FREE ELECTION AND STAND AGAINST THE PEOPLE OF WISCONSIN.

NO COMMENT NEEDED!!!

OBAMA ROUSES RABBLE IN WISCONSIN AS ONLY A STREET ORGANIZER CAN!

IRANIAN PARLIMENT URGES DEATH TO LEADERS WHO ROUSE RABBLE

WELCOME TO "EGYPT ON THE POTOMAC".

IN AN ALARMING SPATE OF THUGGISH ACTIVITIES, THE LEFT HAS THREATENED AMERICAN LAW MAKERS

IN D.C., GOING TO REP. BOEHNER'S HOUSE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO CUT OF PUBLIC FUNDS FOR

D.C. JUNKIES TO GET NEEDLES AND D.C. WOMEN TO GET ABORTIONS;

DESCENDED ON THE WISCONSIN LEGISLATURE - UNION THUGS THERE - TO PREVENT THE FREE EXERCISE OF DEMOCRACY

AS THE STATE TRIES TO PUT MEASURES IN EFFECT TO KEEP THE UNIONS FROM COMPLETELY

BANKRUPTING THE STATE AND HAVING DISRUPTIVE TANTRUMS IN OHIO OVER BEING KICKED OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN.

NOT A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT FROM THE MOBS IN THE MUSLIM LANDS.

AND NOW, FOR SOME SERIOUS STUFF

HEADLINE IN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS :"
Obama plays Egypt just right, backing protesters over dictator Mubarak"

OK, THEN. MUBARAK IS OUT. BUT WHAT THE HELL DID OBAMA HAVE TO DO WITH THAT???

NOTHING. AND WHAT'S NEXT??? BUT BECAUSE THE FOSSIL MEDIA HERE ARE SO FAR UP OBAMA'S BUTT,

ONE HAS TO GO ABROAD FOR THE TRUTH. OUR MEDIA IS ALMOST AN EMBARASSING TRAVESTY

HERE IT IS

LEBRON JAMES JUST CAN'T TAKE IT!!

AT A RECENT GAME IN MIAMI VS DETROIT, WHEN A FAN YELLED OUT

"IS YOUR MOTHER GOING TO BOSTON FOR VALENTINES DAY?" [WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN??]

HE WENT AFTER HIM.

NOW, LOOK. IN RESEARCHING THIS ITEM I VIEWED PHOTOS OF HIS MOM. SHE'S JUST A REGULAR LADY.

BUT, HOLY FREEKIN' MEDUSA, HER BOY IS UUUGGGLEEEE! WHE HE WAS BORN . . .THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HIS MOTHER.

WHEN LEBRON WAS BORN . . .THE DOCTOR SLAPPED HIS FACE. IT LOOKS LIKE HE FELL OUT OF THE UGLY TREE

AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN. WHEN HE WAS A KID HIS BOOMERANG WOULDN'T COME BACK

HE COULDN'T GO TO THE BEACH - CATS WOULD TRY TO BURY HIM. YOU GET THE IDEA.

THE CAVS SHIRT IS TO HONOR ALL THOSE WHO PUT UP WITH HIS UGLINESS

AND THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE SHOULD TRUST FOR OUR NEWS???

AND WHAT THE HELL IS KATIE COURIC WEARING?? AND WHO DOES HER HAIR!!!

HEY!! TEXAS. AND ALL THOSE OTHER SOUTHWEST STATES WHERE PEOPLE ARE FREEZING THEIR KEISTERS OFF.

LETS HEAR IT FOR OBAMA AND HIS NO DRILLING, NOWHERE, NEVER POLICY

EXCEPT FOR THE COAST OF BRAZIL AND THE RED CHINESE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.

PS: THE ENTITY RESPONSIBLE HERE IS CALLED THE "ELECTRICITY . .WAIT FOR IT . . .RELIABILITY COUNCIL

...

THE MARCELLUS SHALE (NEW YORK SOUTH THROUGH MISSOURI) HOLDS 300-500 TRILLION CUBIC FEET OF GAS

THE BAKKEN OIL FIND (NORTH DAKOTA, SOUTH DAKOTA & MONTANA) TWICE THE OIL THE ARABS HAVE!! AT $16 BARRELL

OTHER UNTAPPED RESERVES HAVE MORE OIL THAN ALL NON USA RESERVES COMBINED!!!

AND OUR BOY PRESIDENT AIN'T HAVIN' NONE O DAT.

WHY DOES THE "KENYAN" HATE THE BRITISH???

THINGS OBAMA HAS DONE TO PISS OFF THE BRITS -

OUR BEST ALLY AND ONE WITH WHOM WE USED TO HAVE A SPECIAL RELATION.

1.) SENT THE CHURCHILL BUST, A GIFT AND IMPORTANT SYMBOL, OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND BACK TO BRITAIN.

2.) WHEN GORDON BROWN, BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, GAVE "THE BOY PRESIDENT" A PEN SET WHOSE BASE WAS

MADE FROM TIMER TAKEN FROM A SLAVE SHIP CAPTURED BY THE BRITISH NAVY, "THE KENYAN" GAVE BROWN

DVD'S FROM THE WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP - THEY COULDN'T PLAY IN ENGLAND.

3.) WHILE VISITING THE QUEEN, HE GAVE HER AN IPOD LOADED WITH ALL HIS CRAPPY SPEECHES.

4.) DURING THE "OIL SPILL" HE KEPT BLAMING A NON-EXISTANT COMPANY BRITISH PETROLEUM. IS THIS GUY REALLY THAT STUPID?

5.) HE REFERRED, ON A VISIT TO AFRICA, TO KENYA'S STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM BUT NEVER MENTIONS THE WAR BY BRITAIN ON SLAVERY.

6.) REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CONTRIBUTION OF TH BRITISH IN AFGHANISTAN - EVER.

7.) TOLD THE ARGENTINIAN'S TO CHALLENGE THE BRITS OVER THE FALKLANDS. HOW IS THAT ANY OF HIS DAMN BUSINESS.

AND NOW!!! PROMISES TO GIVE THE RUSSIANS ALL THE BRITISH NUCLEAR SECRETS

IF THEY WILL JUST, PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON IT, SIGN THE ABSOLUTELY AWFUL TREATY.

FOR THAT, HE GETS A SPECIAL HONOR

CRAZY NANCY PELOSI, WHEN ASKED WHERE THE CONSTITUTION AUTHORIZED THE

INDIVIDUAL MANDATE RESPONDED

..

NOW, JUDGE VINSON HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT WE, THE PEOPLE, ARE SERIOUS

MOST RECENT IDIOTIC "ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY" EXPULSION

PICTURED BELOW IS THE FORMER SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER

AND GYM COACH WHO BROWN-NOSED HIS WAY TO BE PRINCIPAL

RUSTY DAVIS. ALSO PICTURED BECAUSE THEY JUST LOOK SO DAMN CUTE

IN THEIR "TEAM" JACKETS (LIKE A FREAKIN' NEWS-TEAM' ARE THE ENTIRE

ADMINISTRATIVE CIRCUS. (I WONDER HOW MUCH THOSE MORONIC JACKETS

COST THE TAXPAYERS.

HAVEN'T YOU MORONS EVER HEARD OF "SPITBALLS"?

THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES IS ALIVE AND WELL

OR . . .WHY LIBERALS WILL KILL US ALL IF GIVEN ENOUGH TIME

AL GORE AND HIS CORRUPT GLOBAL WARMING HENCHMEN PUSHED

FOR TURNING ALL OUR CORN AND WHEAT INTO ETHANOL

IN ADDITION TO JUST BEING A FEEL GOOD LOAD OF USELESS CRAP

IT CAUSED A ENORMOUS RISE IN FOOD PRICES WORLDWIDE

NOW THE RIOTS BEGIN.

. .

TEXTING WHILE DRIVING CAN BE DANGEROUS . . .BUT NOT AS DANGEROUS

AS TEXTING WHILE SUICIDE BOMBING

HERE'S TO ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSERS. BLOWN UP WHILE ASSEMBLING

HER SUICIDE BOMB BY A SPAM TEXT MESSAGE FROM HER PROVIDER WISHING HER

"HAPPY &%$#% NEW YEAR"

THIS JACKASS, R REX HARRIS, THE MAYOR OF LANCASTER CALIFORNIA

WANTS TO INUNDATE HIS CITY WITH SONGBIRD CALLS PIPED OVER LOUDSPEAKERS

TO MAKE PEOPLE "FEEL HAPPIER" MAYBE THEY WOULD FEEL HAPPIER IF THIS MORON

DIDN'T WASTE THEIR MONEY ON CRAP LIKE THIS.

ANYWAY, WHY IS IT THE ROLE OF THE GOVERMENT TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL HAPPIER.

DO YOU NOT SEE THE INHERENT IRONIC OXYMORONIC PARADOX

VULTURE FEEDS ON WHAT'S LEFT OF CALIFORNIA

ANYWAY, IT IS ALL OF SHORT TERM ACCADEMIC INTEREST BECAUSE HE

HAS ALSO PISSED OFF THE MUSLIMS AND THEY WILL SOON CUT HIS HEAD OFF.

OBAMA'S IDEA OF A "TRAIN BOMBING" (AND WHY HE TOLD AL QUEDA THAT OUR NEW HIGH SPEED TRAINS

WOULD NOT HAVE MUCH SECURITY)

TERRORIST'S IDEA OF "TRAIN BOMBING

AND WHY OBAMA IS A TRUE THREAT TO OUR SECURITY

MAYOR BLOOMBERG (NEW YORK CITY, OF COURSE) HAS SOLVED THE SNOW AND ICE PROBLEM

DRAW YOUR OWN DAMN CONCLUSIONS

UPDATE: MIKE EVANS, SO CALLED CELEBRITY JOURNALIST

(NOW THERE ARE TWO CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE ABOUT AS USEFUL AS POND SCUM)

RECANTS. HE ONLY THOUGHT THE GOVERNOR TOLD HIM THERE WAS NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE

SELF-PARODY IS ALIVE AND WELL!

HAWAII GOV. CAN'T REMEMBER HIS LINES .......... THANK GOD FOR ARIZONA.

THIS MORON EITHER "WAS THERE WHEN THAT BOY WAS BORN"

OR HE WASN'T AND JUST SAW THE KID HANGING WITH HIS GRAMPA DUNHAM

OR, HE'S SEEN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, OR HE HASN'T

OR THEY HAVE IT IN ARCHIVES, OR THEY DON;T OR THEY DO

BUT NO ONE AINT EVAH GONNA SEE IT.

JUST EXACTLY HOW DOES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION GETS ITS COLLECTIVE PANTS ON IN THE MORNING.

THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY INCOMPETENT IN SO MANY WAYS.

FIRST, THE BIG "O" GIVES OUR ENEMY, RED CHINA LEADER, A @%$@^ STATE DINNER

THEN HE GETS EXACTLY NOTHING FROM THEM. NADA. ZIP. ZILCH

THEN, IN A STUNNING DISPLAY OF IGNORANCE BY THE ENTIRE OBAMA TEAM, THEY LET THE

PIANO MAN. LANG-LANG (YES. THAT IS HIS NAME) PLAY A FAMOUS, ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA SONG

THE THEME FORM THE MOVIE "BATTLE OF SHANLANGLING MOUNTIAN" WHICH TO THE CHINESE IS

LIKE THE THEME FROM THE GODFATHER IS TO AMERICANS. THEY FREAKING KNOW IT.

AFTER LISTENING TO THE SONG (PRESENTED IN VIDEO BELOW) I SUGGEST OBAMA AND HIS BOYS JUST

CLAIM "HEY. THEY ALL SOUND ALIKE."

CHRISTINE AMANPOUR, ONCE DESCRIBED AS THE "CNN WAR-WHORE" BLAMES SARAH PALIN

FOR THE ASSINATIONS OF BOTH JOHN AND ROBERT KENNEDY.

BUT, AND THIS IS NEVER EVEN WHISPERED BY THE LEFT WING PRESS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD WAS A COMMUNIST AND SIRHAN SIRHAN

"DID IT FOR HIS COUNTRY" - OBVIOUSLY NOT AMERICA

NEITHER ASSASIN HAD HEARD OF SARAH PALIN PRIOR TO COMMITTING THEIR CRIMES.

SAY!!! I'VE GOT A SWELL IDEA!

WE [THE AUTOCRATIC RULERS OF DUBAI]

CAN SPEND OUR OIL MONEY BUILDING A LOT OF PILES OF SAND

IN THE SHAPE OF THE WORLD. YEAH!!!

MAKE THEM IN THE SHAPE OF THE CONTINENTS AND SELL THEM

WE WILL MAKE BILLIONS!!!

NEWS FLASH!!! DUBAI WORLD ISLANDS BEING WASHED AWAY AND SINKING INTO THE SEA

BILLIONS LOST

3.....2.....1.....AND

OLBERMAN OUT

THE CRACKLING SOUND YOU HEAR IS

THE UNIVERSE SETTLING BACK

INTO A RATIONAL ORDER

THE "NEW CIVILITY" . . .OR HOW I GOT AWAY WITH CALLING THE REPUBLICANS

"NAZI BASTARDS" WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE DEMOCRATS WHO DO THIS TYPE OF STUFF?

CAUSE . . . .. .. ....................................EFFECT

. LEADS TO

QUESTION: WHAT EXACTLY ARE THESE UNION THUGS GOING TO DO WHEN ALL THE PRODUCTIVE TAXPAYERS

MOVE OUT OF ILLINOIS . . .JUST LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK

WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO INSTIGATE POLITICAL SHOOTINGS WITH THEIR VITRIOLIC RANTING

A PROSELYTIZING MEMBER OF A FRINGE GROUP WHO SCREAMS OUT "YOU ARE DEAD" TO SOMEONE WHO

DISAGREES WITH HIM AT A SEMINAR TO DISCUSS THE TUCSON SHOOTINGS, AFTER TAKING A CELL PHONE

PHOTO OF THE PROSPECTIVE VICTIM.

OR

A YOUNG MAN WITH NO DISCERNIBLE TALENTS AND NO CRIMINAL RECORD WHO HAS

QUIETLY CALLED FOR "GUNSHOTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY"?

IS THE LEFT STILL IN LOVE WITH NORTH KOREA???

UPDATE JANUARY 22, 2011: TEXTING SWAN DIVER HAS CRIMINAL ISSUES!!!

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT . . .BUT STILL LAUGHINGSTOCK MATERIAL.

JUST HOW LOW CAN THEY GO???

SIX DEAD, INCLUDING A FEDERAL JUDGE. NUMEROUS OTHERS WOUNDED. A CONGRESSWOMAN FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE!

AND WHAT DO OBAMA AND HIS STOOGES DO??? THEY HOLD A &$@#@* PEP RALLY COMPLETE WITH

ELECTIONEERING SLOGANS ON "T" SHIRTS. YOU DECIDE - WHICH MEMORIAL WAS APPROPRIATE AND DIGNIFIED??

ALL CITATIONS AND LINKS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED IN THIS SECTION TO ILLUSTRATE HOW DUPNIK OPERATES. EVIDENCE IS NOT NEEDED. PROOF IS NOT NEEDED. FACTS ARE NOT NEEDED.

SHERIFF DUPNIK SCREWED UP,. HE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS HORRIBLE CRIME.

POINT: LOUGHNER WAS KNOWN TO THE COPS FOR SEVERAL YEARS. - NOTHING WAS DONE

POINT: SHERIFF REFUSES TO MAKE INFO PUBLIC ON PRIOR ARRESTS - WHAT IS HE HIDING???

POINT: DUPNIK WAS CAUGHT MOLESTING THE LOUGHNER FAMILY GOAT. OOOPS. NOT TRUE. JUST MADE IT UP BECAUSE IT FED INTO THE NARRATIVE.

POINT: LOUGHNER HAD MADE THREATS TO MANY PEOPLE BEFORE THE SHOOTING. NO ACTION TAKEN. IF PROSECUTED BY DUPNIK,

LOUGHNER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A FELONY RECORD AND NOT BEEN ABLE TO BUY A GUN.

POINT: DUPNIK IS A LEFT WING IDEOLOGUE AND THE CRIME STATS ON PIMA COUNTY SHOW WHAT A FAILURE HE IS

POINT: DUPNIK UNDERLING TORE HEAD OFF PINATA REPRESENTING SHERIFF ARPAIO (NEIGHBORING COUNTY)

IN FRONT OF CHILDREN -- DID THIS INCITE THEM TO VIOLENCE???

ALL STATEMENTS ARE FACTUALLY CORRECT - EXCEPT ABOUT THE GOAT MOLESTATION - YOU CAN LOOK THEM UP YOURSELF

SHERIFF DUPNIK IS A CYNICAL MORON. WITHOUT ANY FACTUAL BASIS, RELYING ONLY ON HIS OWN BIAS,

AND POLITICAL AMBITION, TRIES TO BLAME "ONE PARTY" FOR THE HEINOUS CRIME COMMITTED BY AN

ACKNOWLDGED LUNATIC. THIS JACKASS HAS ONE JOB -- ACT AS A COP. NOT AS A CHEERLEADER FOR THE LEFT.

OR AS A PSYCHOANALYST FOR LUNATIC ASSASSINS.

QUESTION: DID THIS DOPE KNOW THAT OBAMA SIAD "IF THEY BRING A KNIFE - THEN WE BRING A GUN"??? HUH???

QUESTION: THIS MORON KNEW ABOUT THE SHOOTER SINCE 1987. HOW COME HE DIDN'T PREVENT THIS CRIME? HUH?

A SPOKESTHING FOR THE STATE DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT ALL PASSPORT APPLICATIONS WOULD NO LONGER

ACKNOWLEDGE THE BIOLOGICAL FACT THAT CHILDREN DERIVE FROM A "MOTHER" AND A "FATHER"

HENCEFORTH THEY WOULD BE REFERRED TO AS "THING 1" AND "THING 2"

THE SPOKESTHING IS PICTURED BELOW

IS THIS! HOW THEY WASTE THEIR TIME AND OUR MONEY???

AT LAST!!! THE SEARCH FOR THE MOST DELUSIONAL PERSON ON THE PLANET IS OVER!!!

AND THE WINNER IS . . ."CRAZY" NANCY PELOSI FOR HER CONTINUED FERVENT BELIEF THAT

EACH AND EVERY PROBLEM, ERROR, SCREW-UP AND FAILING OF THE DEMOCRATS

IS BUSH'S FAULT.

MY REVIEW OF "CRAZY" NANCY PEOLSI STATEMENTS LEADS

ME TO BELIEVE SHE IS A LUNATIC MORON IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY

LIES ABOUT CIA BRIEFING . . . . . .SHE'S "MADE THE STATEMENT THAT SHE'S GOING TO MAKE" WTF???

CONSTITUTION?? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CONSTITUTION

............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."PASS IT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN IT" - ALSO WTF

KEEP IN MIND THAT UP UNTIL JANUARY 3 THIS RAVING LUNATIC, WHO WOULD BE HARD PRESSED

TO RUN AN ITALIAN DELI WAS SECOND IN LINE AFTER . .GASP . . .BIDEN TO BE PRESIDENT.

THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN CALLED SOFT ON DEFENSE AND CLEARLY DO NOT LIKE THE MILITARY.

MAYBE ITS THAT THEY JUST ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. SEN. MARIA CANTWELL, SENDING CONDOLENCES

TO THE FAMILY OF A SOLDIER KILLED IN AFGHANISTAN

GOT HIS NAME WRONG.

APPARENTLY THE DUMB ASS CLERK FORGOT TO DO A SEARCH AND REPLACE ON THE STANDARD LETTER

AND JUST SENT IT OUT WITH THE LAST SOLDIER'S NAME STILL IN PLACE. PATHETIC. JUST PATHETIC

AND JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT SEE HER CONNECTION WITH ANGELA DOTZAUER

LET'S REVIEW THIS. THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES HIRE A PUNK DOG TORTURER(MICHAEL VICK) FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

AND GET A PHONE CALL FROM THE OBAMINATOR.

THE TEXAS RANGERS HIRE AN ALCOHOLIC DRUGGIE (JOSH HAMILTON) BUT . . .NO PHONE CALL FROM THE OBAMINATOR.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? VISUAL CLUES FOLLOW BELOW. YOU FIGURE IT OUT.

.................

THIS PUNK ASS GOT THE OBAMA CALL ...........THIS ONE DID NOT.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL - EVEN THE JACKASSES WHO GOT FEATURED HERE.

EZRA KLEIN - SUPERCILIOUS LITTLE NOSE PICKING PUKE OF A LIBERAL HAS DONE US ALL A FAVOR -

BY PUTTING THE CONSTITUTION IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE.

HE HAS INFORMED US THAT IT IS CONFUSING (MAYBE TO HIM) AND "IT HAS NO BINDING POWER ON ANYTHING."

WELL, THERE YA GO THE SECOND CLIP ILLUSTRATES KLEIN'S LEVEL OF COMPREHENSION. NO WONDER HE IS CONFUSED.

U.S. DIRECTOR OF INTELLIGENCE APPEARS NOT TO HAVE ANY. JAMES CLAPPER (CLAP ON! CLAP OFF! CLAP CLAP)

JUST COULDN'T RESIST.

THE VIDEO BELOW SHOWS THAT THIS BUFFOON, WHO IS SUPPOSED BE THE HEAD - THAT MEANS THE TOP HONCHO -

AT INTELLIGENCE DID NOT EVEN KNOW ABOUT A MAJOR ARREST OF 12 MUSLIM, ISLAMIC BARBAROUS,

MEDIEVAL TERRORISTS IN LONDON. MY FREAKING DOG KNEW ABOUT IT.

IN THE VIDEO HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST WET HIS PANTS.

THEN JANAET INCOMPETANO GETS INTO THE ACT WITH ANOTHER JACKASS FLUNKY, JOHN BRENNAN, WHO HAPPENS TO BE #3

IN ANTI-TERROR INTELLIGENCE. FIRST: BRENNAN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO WE ARE AT WAR WITH, THEN INCOMPETANO

WITH A CLASSIC.

IF BY "WORKED" SHE MEANS A DUTCH TOURIST JUMPED ON THIS ISLAMIC MUSLIM MEDIEVAL TERRORIST,

THEN I GUESS IT WORKED.

NINA TOTENBERG IS, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION, A @%$&@% JACKASS.

SHE WILL SHOW YOU WHY.

MERRY, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION, CHRISTMAS TO ALL WHO VENTURE INTO THIS FEVER SWAMP OF A WEBSITE

LIAM NEESON IS AN IGNORANT PERSON. THIS CLOWN IS THE VOICE OF ASLAN THE LION

IN THE RECENTLY RELEASED MOVIE ABOUT NARNIA. WRITTEN BY C.S.LEWIS.

NEESON, FORGETTING HE IS AN ACTOR AND NOT A THINKER, JUST SPEWED FORTH SOME IGNORANT

ROT ABOUT HOW ASLAN COULD BE ABOUT ISLAM - MOHAMMED THE LION?? UH OH!!!

C.S. Lewis was an adult convert to Christianity and had previously authored some works on Christian

apologetics and fiction with Christian themes. However, he did not originally set out to incorporate Christian

theological concepts into his Narnia stories; it is something that occurred as he wrote them.

NEESON SHOULDA OUGHTA HAVE KNOWN THAT

THE OBAMAGRINCH

PLAN: STEAL THEIR HAPPINESS.

A) GO TO THE SCHOOL AND PRETEND TO WANT TO READ CHRISTMAS STORIES TO THEM

B) READ MY OWN DUMB-ASS BOOK TO THEM

C) TELL THEM NOT TO BE HAPPY ON CHRISTMAS BECAUSE THEY ARE OVER PRIVILEGED

D) DON'T BE SIGNING ANY DAMN AUTOGRAPHS. THE KIDS WOULD PROBABLY JUST SELL THEM.

I CAN DO THAT FO MYSELF

Another asked for an autograph. POTUS: "If I sign autographs, then I'd have to sign for everybody."

"Yay," the students responded. DUMBASS KIDS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY MIGHT ALL GET A SIGNED COPY.

POTUS said he signed his book for the whole school and it's in the library. WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE OF SOCIALISM.

IT NOT ONLY DEMONSTRATES THE "SHARED OWNERSHIP" OF THE BOOK, IT DISREGARDS THE INDIVIDUALS

AND PROVIDED ONLY ONE DAMN COPY OF THE BOOK FOR THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.

THIS JUST IN:

IN REACTION TO MR. OBAMA'S COMPROMISE WITH THE "EVIL" REPUBLICANS OVER EXTENDING "TAX CUTS FOR THE

RICH", CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS, LED BY THE CERTIFIABLY INSANE PROGRESSIVE WING, VOWED TO HALT ALL

GOVERMENT ACTIVITY UNTIL A COMMITTEE WAS FORMED TO IDENTIFY THE SINGLE MOST WEALTHY AMERICAN.

SAID "CRAZY NANCY" PELOSI. "HOW CAN WE IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW THE RICH TO STEAL FROM THE POOR

AND MIDDLE CLASS? THAT IS THE JOB OF THE GOVERMENT."

BY LETTING THE TAX CUTS ENACTED BY THE "EVIL BUSH" CONTINUE FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE "EVIL RICH"

THE POOR WILL BEGIN TO DIE. THE GOVERMENT WILL TAKE A BIG HIT, TOO"

WITH THAT LUNATIC STATEMENT SHE OFFERED A BILL TO FORM A COMMITTEE TO IDENTIFY THE RICHEST AMERICAN.

"ONCE WE FIND THAT WEALTHY SOB, HE'S DEAD MEAT. WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL. WERE GONNA TAKE HIS BANK

ACCOUNTS. WERE GONNA TAKE HIS BONDS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIS BOATS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIS LARGE AUTOMOBILE.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, WE'RE GONNA TAKE HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE. OOOPPS. THAT'S A SONG LYRIC.

NOT A RESPONSIBLE PLAN FOR GOVERNING [APOLOGIES TO THE TALKING HEADS] AND THEN, ONCE WE'VE CLEANED

THIS FIRST BASTARD OUT, WE'RE GONNA START DOWN THE LIST.

THAT SHOULD PUT AN END TO THIS CRAP ABOUT WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE BETWEEN THE WEALTHY AND

THE POOR SLOBS WHO VOTE FOR US. . $250,000? $500,000? FORGET THAT POPULIST CRAP. THE GOVERMENT IS IN

TROUBLE AND UNLESS WE ACTAULLY TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW IT GOT THIS WAY, WE'RE GONNA DO IT THIS WAY.

WE WON AND NOBODY CAN ..."

AT THAT POINT IN THE PRESSER, AN AIDE CAME UP, THREW WATER IN HER FACE AND REMINDED HER THEY

ACTAULLY LOST.

IN AN AMENDMENT TO THE BILL, FURTHER LEFT, REALLY CRAZY WING DEMOCRATS DEMANDED THAT THE BORDERS

ALSO BE SEALED. NOT TO KEEP THE ILLEGALS OUT.

TO KEEP THE WEALTHY FROM FLEEING WITH THEIR MONEY TO CHINA.

AND ON A LIGHTER NOTE - NO ONE GOT HURT - I BRING YOU

THE LATEST ITERATION OF THE TERM "CAMEL FLOP"

SOCIALIST BERNIE SANDERS ASKS "WHEN IS ENOUGH, ENOUGH?" HE MIGHT WANT TO ASK THAT ABOUT THE GOVERMENT.

GOVERMENT AT ALL LEVELS TAKES MORE AND MORE AND MORE. UNLIKE THE HATED GREEDY "RICH", GOVERMENT TAKES IT AT THE POINT OF A GUN.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT, JUST TRY NOT PAYING YOUR TAXES. GUARAN-DAMN-TEED THAT THE MEN WHO COME FOR YOU WILL HAVE GUNS.

AND IT IS THE SOCIALISTS LIKE SANDERS (WHO AT LEAST HAS THE GUTS TO ADMIT IT)

THAT HAVE CAUSED BOTH THE HIGH TAXES AND THE FINANCIAL MESS.

THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS ALMOST A CRITICAL MASS OF PSYCHODRAMA.

IT HAS MR. OBAMA ADMITTING HE IS AFRAID OF MICHELLE (WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T BE)

, MR. OBAMA DUCKING THE PRESS (NO TELEPROMPTER, I GUESS) ,

LEAVING WITH SUCH A LITTLE BOY LOOK OF RELIEF ON HIS FACE,

ALMOST LIKE HE HAD TO TAKE A PEE, MR. BILL CLINTON ATTEMPTING TO PLAY ACT REGAINING

PAST GLORY (ALL THAT IS MISSING IS LEWINSKY TUGGING ON HIS SLEEVE)

AND THE FINAL, OFFICIAL, IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT OBAMA IS A TOTAL FAILURE,

IN OVER HIS HEAD AND INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING RIGHT.

THIS WAS, AT FIRST, JUST TO RIDICULE BOB MEOLA - COMMISAR OF PEACE AND JUSTICE AT THE CITY OF BERKELEY

FOR WANTING TO HONOR THE SLIMEBALL WHO DOWNLOADED THE WIKILEAKS MEMOS.

BUT...MY RESEARCH LED ME TO SHOW JUST WHO IT IS THAT OUR #$&@# PRESIDENT HANGS WITH

WHICH IS WORSE???

1.) HAVING A VICE PRESIDENT WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIS RIGHT FROM HIS LEFT??

OR

2.) HAVING A HOMELAND SECURITY HEAD WHO DOESN'T KNOW HER ASS FROM HER ELBOW?

JANET INCOMPETANO SEIZES RAP SITE . . .MEANWHILE WIKILEAKS ROMPS THROUGH OUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR -

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER. GUESS WHICH ACTIVITY INCOMPETANO FOCUSED ON???

I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME WITH A PHOTO - YOU ALL KNOW WHAT SEN. JOHN KERRY LOOKS LIKE.

HE IS NOT RUNNING AGAIN UNTIL 2014 BUT, IN A REALISTIC APPRAISAL OF HIS CHANCES, HE JUST BOOKED , AT $85,000, THE BOSTON SYMPHONY HALL

SO HE CAN HOLD A $4,800 (UP TO) PER SEAT FUND-RAISER. GIVE ME A BREAK. THIS JACKASS (WHO SERVED IN VIETNAM) HAS ALMOST A QUARTER BILLION BUCKS IN THE BANK

AND HE NEEDS TO SQUEEZE THE LITTLE PEOPLE JUST SO HE CAN TRY TO STAY IN THE SENATE? WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RENT OUT HIS YACHT.

ON SECOND THOUGHT - HERE IS A PICTURE

AAH. GOOD OL' CAROLE MOSELEY BRAUN. A BLAST FROM THE PAST. SHE WANNA BE DA MAYOR. GREAT IDEA. A TOTALLY CORRUPT, TOTALLY INEPT RETREAD

TO RUN A TOTALLY CORRUPT CITY. HEY!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LETS LOOK AT HER BACKGROUND.

IT INCLUDES STEALING, NEPOTISM, SUCKING UP TO MURDEROUS BLACK DICTATORS, CAMPAIGN FINANCE CORRUPTION AND A THIEVING FIANCE.

WHAT MORE COULD THE GOOD PEOPLE OF CHICAGO WANT. EXCEPT MAYBE RAHM EMANUEL??? DAMN. IT IS A PRETTY CITY, TOO.

IN LATE BREAKING NEWS WE LEARNED TODAY THAT OLD FOLK SINGER JOAN BAEZ FELL OUT OF HER TREEHOUSE.

NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP. SHE HAD IT MADE WITH NO SIDES SO SHE COULD SLEEP WITH THE BIRDS.

WELL. OK, THEN.

POTUS GETS IT RIGHT! IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

OBAMA GETS TONE JUST RIGHT. (NO, THIS IS NOT THE 'ONION') OBAMA'S VICTORY IN TONE

SETTING WAS CONFIRMED AND PRAISED BY NONE OTHER THAN THAT WORLD WIDE FASHIONISTA -

HAMID KARZAI.

FOR MONTHS NOW, PUNDITS, COLUMNISTS AND OTHER ASSORTED UNMENTIONABLES HAVE PONDERED THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF OUR TIME?

WHY HAS OBAMA BEEN SUCH AN ABSOLUTE CATASTROPHIC FAILURE. SOME HAVE SAID IT IS BECAUSE HE IS TOO ALOOF.

BUT NOW VICE-PRESIDENT AND COURT JESTER JOSEPH BIDEN GIVES US THE ANSWER.

". And so I watch the guy. And I find nothing, nothing about him that's aloof. Look, I judge people in large part by how they treat people who wait on them at a table.

Watch him. Watch how he treats ordinary people. There's nothing aloof about him.

So what is it?
I think what it is, is he's so brilliant. He is an intellectual. "

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. THIS BADASS STREET ORGANIZER FROM CHICAGO LAND, WITH NO DISCERNABLE DOCUMENTED ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENTS, WHO DIDN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN BOOKS

IS JUST SO MUCH SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WE CANNOT BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HIM.

KINDA LIKE TEACHING CALCULUS TO A MONKEY. THINK "KLAATU" FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL. EXCEPT BLACK. AND WITH BIG EARS.

AND NOW FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT- THE ALOOF!!!

I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THE EDUCATIONAL INDUSTRY. PRINCIPAL ERNEST JACKSON, WHEN TOLD TWO BROTHERS,

AGE 12 AND 16 WERE NOT IN SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY WERE AT HOME, SICK (THEIR MOTHER CALLED IT IN) HE TOOK RE-INFORCEMENTS

AND WENT TO THE HOUSE, WALKED IN WITHOUT KNOCKING,

WENT TO THE SECOND FLOOR BEDROOM AND DEMANDED THE BOYS GO BACK TO SCHOOL WITH HIM.

NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

ONE OF THE BOYS CALLED HIS MOTHER ON THE PHONE AND SHE TOLD HIM TO HAVE THE MORON ARRESTED.

IS IT ANY WONDER THAT GRADUATION RATES ARE SO LOW. NO ONE BOTHERS TO GO TO CLASS ANYMORE UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM.

AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GIVE THE BOYS A COMPUTER THAT SPIED ON THEIR HOMELIFE.

JAY ROCKEFELLER IS A TOTAL JACKASS. IN THIS VIDEO SEEN BELOW, HE CALLS ON THE FCC TO ELIMINATE FOX CABLE AND MSNBC. I GUESS THIS MORON (WHO IS A U.S. SENATOR) DOES NOT REALIZE THE FCC DOES NOT REGULATE CABLE.

OTHER THAN THAT, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE FIRST AMENDMENT. OH. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT THE DEMOCRATS DO NOT FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION. "ARE YOU SERIOUS???"

WHY THIS COUNTRY HAS TO GET RID OF OBAMA AND HIS ENTIRE $#%@ CREW OF INCOMPETENT, ANTI-AMERICAN, LEFT WING SONS OF BITCHES!

ERIC HOLDER, PICTURED BELOW WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS NOSE (BECAUSE I COULD NOT FIND A PHOTO OF HIM WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS ASS)

DOING THE BIDDING OF THE "BOY" WONDER OBAMA, HELD A #%@%^#$ TERORIST TRIAL IN A FEDERAL COURT.

AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED??

IN NO SANE WORLD WOULD SUCH A TRIAL BE HELD. THIS WASN'T A LIQUOR STORE HOLD-UP, AFTER ALL. CAN'T THESE MORONS EVEN GET SOMETHING

LIKE THIS RIGHT! THE JUDGE, BOUND BY THE LAW, EXCLUDED EVIDENCE THAT WOULD HAVE RESULTED IN A CONVICTION.

IN A MILITARY TRIBUNAL THE EVIDENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN ADMITTED AND THIS SCUM SUCKING PIG-DOG WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT AWAY FOR LIFE -

OR EXECUTED.

SOMETIMES A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS . . .

HERE, WE HAVE A VIDEO. IT HAS GOT TO BE WORTH AT LEAST A MILLION WORDS.

THIS WOMAN IS A TRUE CRAZY PERSON. HER IDENTITY MAY BE KNOWN. BE ON THE LOOKOUT.

ESPECIALLY NEAR Erika F Winchester, 21 Kimball Beach Rd, Hingham, MA 02043-1145

APPARENTLY THE MAIL MAN IS NO WALK IN THE PARK EITHER. IT IS REPORTED THAT HUGSTON JEAN, (SEE VIDEO) WAS UNDER SURVIELLENCE FOR BEING A SLACKER WHO DID NOT SEEM TO "CARE" ABOUT THE MAIL

HE ALSO DROVE ACROSS SOMEONE'S LAWN. IF IT WAS WINCHESTER'S THIS WOULD BE A REAL CLASSIC.

UPDATE: THIS WACKO RACIST IS NOW UNDER POLICE PROTECTION.

WHEN HER PHONE STARTED TO RING OFF THE WALL (NOTE: I DID NOT GIVE THE NUMBER OUT) SHE PRETENDED TO BE A PIZZA PARLOR.

SHE FORGOT THAT BLACKS HATE PIZZA EVEN MORE THAN THEY HATE RACIST CRAZY WHITE WOMEN.

ENOUGH WITH THE MINDLESS NONSENSE OF THE LEFT. I WANT TO "TACKLE" A REALLY IMPORTANT ISSUE

YES! THAT'S RIGHT - - - LINGERIE FOOTBALL

BANNED!!! BY MAYOR MICK CORNETT

AND IN OKLAHOMA YET. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

MAYOR: TOO MANY PROBLEMS TO LIST

OWNERS: WE THOUGHT WE WERE EXPANDING INTO OKLAHOMA NOT NORTH LOREA

I TAKE NO POSITION ON THIS. MY WIFE WON'T LET ME :)

[TO THE TUNE OF "CRAZY" BY PATSY CLINE]

I'M NANCY. NANCY FOR THINKING IT'S NOT ME!

NANCY. I'M PUTTING THE BLAME ON THE COUNTRY.

I'M NANCY FOR TRYING

TO SOCIALIZE DYING

I'M NANCY, BUT I'M STILL IN CHARGE.

QUOTES BY "CRAZY" NANCY PELOSI

"WE HAVE TO PASS THE HEALTHCARE BILL TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN IT"

"EVERY MONTH THAT WE DO NOT HAVE AN ECONOMIC RECOVERY PACKAGE 500 MILLION AMERICANS LOSE THEIR JOBS"

"YOU MUST DRAIN THE SWAMP [CONGRESS] IF YOU ARE GOING TO GOVERN FOR THE PEOPLE"

"HIS RESIGNATION IS THE RIGHT THING FOR THE COUNTRY AND THE RIGHT THING FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE GULF OCAST" OBAMA?

WHY IS IT THAT SO CALLED EDUCATORS (PEOPLE WHO CANNOT MAKE A LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD) SO OFTEN ACT LIKE TOTAL JACKASSES???

fOR YOUR DERISION I GIVE YOU THE DENAIR MIDDLE SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA. THE "CAMPUS SUPERVISOR"

TOLD AN 11 YEAR OLD AMERICAN CHILD TO TAKE THE AMERICAN FLAG OFF HIS BICYCLE.

BAD ENOUGH. BUT THE REASON WAS TO AVOID "RACIAL STRIFE"??? WTF??? AMERICA IS NOT A "RACE".

THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS THAT SOME MEXICANS GOT THERE KNICKERS IN A TWIST BECAUSE

THEY GOT SHUT DOWN ON CINCO DE MAYO WHEN THEY TRIED TO FLAUNT THE MEXICAN FLAG.

TOUGH CRAP. THIS IS AMERICA, AFTER ALL. THEY HAVE NO #$%@#$ RIGHT TO BE OFFENDED

BY OUR FLAG. IF THEY ARE OFFENDED BY OUR FLAG,

THEN THEY SHOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF AMERICA.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHY DIDN'T THE SCHOOL INVESTIGATE THESE LITTLE CRETINS.

MY GUESS IS THEY WERE DELINQUENTS, OR, EVEN WORSE, LA RAZA BRATS.

I TRIED TO FIND A PICTURE OF MELLISA OEI, THE MORONIC HALF-WIT UNION THUG

EDUCATOR WHO DIDN'T HAVE THE WIT TO PRPERLY HANDLE THIS - BUT I COULD NOT.

SO, SHE JUST GETS THE HORSEY.

THE SUPERINTENDAENT -THAT IS ANOTHER STORY. HERE HE IS

RIDING THE CRAZY TRAIN

OUR BOY BARRY BELIEVES ELECTION "NOT ABOUT MY AGENDA- I JUST DIDN'T GET THE WORD OUT"

NANCY PELOSI HASN'T BEEN TOLD YET ABOUT THE HUGE LOSSES. STILL THINKS SHE MATTERS

OF COURSE, BARRY IS FULL OF %#&$

DID HE FORGET SAYING "MY NAME IS NOT ON THE BALLOT BUT MY AGENDA IS???"

HUH??? SEE HERE & HERE & HERE

BLACK DEMOCRATS THROWN UNDER THE BUS BY OBAMA

KENDRICK MEEKS - Bill Clinton urged Democratic candidate Kendrick Meek to drop out of the Florida Senate race

HAROLD FORD, JR. - The Times said Ford, 39, had faced intense pressure within the Democratic Party not to run against Gillibrand. The newspaper said Obama administration officials had signaled they did not want to see him run, while New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer met with him to argue against such a candidacy.

DAVID PATTERSON - Obama has urged Gov. David Paterson to give up his bid

MICHAEL THURMOND - According to a transcript, the president simply noted that Thurmond was in the house,

ALVIN GREENE - HEY, THIS IS ONE I'LL GIVE OBAMA A PASS ON

POLITICS IS HELL - CRYBABY CANDIDATE JAEMI LEVINE (BROWARD SCHOOL BOARD)

FILES CRIMINAL COMPLAINT OVER HANDSHAKE BY OPPONENT.

SOMETIMES THE HEADLINE SAYS IT ALL

.

IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS (NOT A REGULAR FEATURE HERE ABOUTS) IT SHOULD BE

NOTED THAT JAEMI LEVINE IS AN ACTIVE OPPONENT OF CHILD MOLESTERS AND PORNOGRAPHERS.

QUESTION: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

A) ANITA HILL AND B) TAWANA BRAWLEY???

ANSWER: NOTHING - THEY BOTH MADE UNSUBSTANTIATED BOGUS CLAIMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

OH, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. ANITA HILL DIDN'T, SO FAR AS WE KNOW, COVER HERSELF WITH DOG &#@#

CONGRESS JUST RELEASED THE FOLLOWING SEMI-COHERENT PRESS RELEASE

"HOLY FREAKIN' CAT CRAP!!! THE BANKERS DID NOT READ THE MORTGAGE DOCUMENTS. TRACK 'EM DOWN AND SHOOT 'EM"

OOOPS. NEVER MIND. THE PRESS RELEASE WAS RECALLED AFTER A TOURIST (HARRY REID DIDN'T SMELL THIS ONE COMING) POINTED OUT

THAT MOST MEMBERS OF CONGRESS DIDN'T READ THEIR OWN LEGISLATION AND ASKED IF THEY SHOULD BE SHOT, TOO.

ANYONE WHO ISN'T MAD AS HELL AND SCARED @$#^%#@@, JUST ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

NOW THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR 401(k), AND ANY OTHER GODDAM THING THEY CAN GET OUT OF YOU.

HERE IS THE SCHEME!!!

THERESA GHIARDUCCI

GOVERMENT AT ALL LEVELS HAS WASTED UNTOLD TRILLIONS AND ARE IN HOCK (CITY STATE & LOCAL) TO THE UNION THUGS FOR TRILLIONS IN PENSION COSTS TO COME. THEY HAVE TAXED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY POSSIBLE SOURCE, CRIPPLED THE ECONOMY, DRIVEN JOBS OVER SEAS AND GENERALLY MADE LIFE SUCK FOR MOST ANY ONE WHO IS NOT A GOVERMENT WORKER. NOW THEY ARE BROKE BUT STILL GIVE MORE TO THE UNION THUGS. (PUBLIC EMPLOYMEN TIS UP OVER 6% DURING THE RECESSION)

AS MARGARET THATCHER POINTED OUT "SOCIALISM WORKS UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY"

NOT TO WORRY. OTHER PEOPLE (NON GOVERMENT ASSETS) HAVE 14 TRILLION DOLLARS IN THEIR VERY OWN PERSONAL RETIREMENT FUNDS (401(K)). SO THE GOVERMENT WILL MERELY DO TO YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY "ACCOUNT" STEAL THE MONEY, SPEND IT BUYING VOTES, AND REPLACE IT WITH I.O.U.'s

EVEN IF THE WORST THAT COMES TO PASS IS THE FEDS, AT THE POINT OF A GUN (just try not paying your taxes and see how long it takes for men with guns to come to your door) FORCE YOU TO BUY A FIXED ANNUITY FROM THE SAME MORONS WHO BROUGHT YOU SOCIAL SECURITY (LESS THAN 1% RETURN), MEDICAID AND MEDICARE, THEY WILL THEN PROCEED TO STEAL THE MONEY A SECOND TIME BY INTENTIAONALLY INFLATING THE DOLLAR.

THANK GOD FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT. OR THE FIRST, IF YOU PREFER PRAYING.

"SHUT UP!" HE EXPLAINED.

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN PAYS HOMAGE TO RING LARDNER WHEN PRESSED BY REPORTER (OBVIOUSLY NOT FROM ANY OF THE LEGACY MEDIA) ON HIS CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

NANCY "THE EVIL" PELOSI IS A REAL CREEPY PERSON, BUT SHE HAS PRIORITIES.

"TIME IS MONEY TO ME"

AS ALI YEGANEH MIGHT HAVE PUT IT "NO DEBATE FOR YOU!"

AND JUS' FOR OL' TIMES SAKE

TRUTH TO A LIBERAL IS LIKE

SUNLIGHT TO A VAMPIRE

THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING

WHEN O'REILLY MERELY POINTED OUT THAT ON 9-11 "MUSLIMS KILLED US" THESE TWO MORONS WENT INTO A CHILDISH MELTDOWN AND WALKED OFF.

GAWDDAMN BEES!!!

RICK SANCHEZ?? HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!!!

IT IS ALMOST TOO EASY TO MAKE RICK SANCHEZ LOOK STUPID.

NOW HE GOT FIRED BECAUSE HE CALLED JON STEWART A BIGOT WHILE BEING INTERVIEWED BY PETE DOMINICK, WHO IS A BFF OF STEWART. WHAT THE HELL DID HE EXPECT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, ALL THREE PEOPLE INVOLVED ARE COMEDIANS, NOT NEWSMEN. OF COURSE IT IS HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

HAD ENOUGH???

TO THE PRODUCERS [fanny armstrong]OF THE FOLLOWING MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING PROPAGANDA VIDEO

IN SOME COUNTRIES THIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED A CRIME FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN WHO REJECT THE VILE GROUP-THINK EMBRACING GLOBAL WARMING. NORMALLY THIS WOULD HAVE ENDED UP ON "WWW.AMORECONVENIENTTRUTH.COM" BUT IT IS SO INAPPROPRIATE IN SO MANY WAYS IT CRIED OUT FOR THE PROFESSIONAL LEVEL RIDICULE IT WILL RECIEVE HERE.

FRANNY ARMSTRONG, WHO IS SO LOVED BY HER OWN COUNTRYMEN THAT SHE WAS ATTACKED BY YOUNG GIRLS WITH AN IRON BAR, OF COURSE, THAT STORY IS "BS" BECAUSE SHE WAS RESCUED BY "BORIS", THE MAYOR OF LONDON AND THAT IS HOW SHE GOT THE LIMEYS TO GET ON THE 10-10 BANDWAGON. SMELLS LIKE A PUBLICITY STUNT.

. SHE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "IF YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE." YEAH. RIGHT. SO THIS MORON, WHO ADVOCATES EXPLOSIVE DEATH TO INNOCENTS, MAYBE OUGHT TO BE HIT WITH AN IRON BAR. SPANNER FILMS IS LOCATED AT 9 DELANCY STREET, CAMDEN, LONDON NW17NL, GREAT BRITAIN. TELLY:44.01654702413. FRANNY'S EMAIL IS FRANNY@SPANNERFILMS.NET

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union,

establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,

promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,

do ordain and establish this Constitution for the

United States of America.

THE LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER. THOMAS COLBERT HAS SPOKEN TO CONGRESS.

IN A STUNNING DISPLAY OF CANDOR, CONGRESSCLOWN ZOE LOFGREN [D [What Else???] - CAL) ADMITTED HER PART OF CONGRESS WAS REALLY A CLOWN SCHOOL.

WHEN A REAL RESPONSIBLE ADULT ON THE JUDICIARY SUBCOMMITTEE REMARKED THAT IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN GIVE TESTIMONY ON FARMWORKERS, CHAIRWOMAN ZOE LOFGREN REITERATED HER INVITATION AND ASKED COLBERT TO STAY.

COLBERT WAS LATER QUOTED AS SAYING "THAT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE. I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY. THESE PEOPLE PUT ME TO SHAME. I HAVEN'T HEARD SUCH MORONIC DRIVEL SINCE THE LAST "DEAD HEAD SOBERED UP IN 2006".

[NOTE: COLBERT HAS NO, ZERO, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH EXPERTISE, OR EVEN A FAINTLY COHERENT THOUGHT, ON EITHER FARM WORKERS OR IMMIGRANTS. KINDA LIKE THE TIME MERYL STREEP TESTIFIED ON ALAR ON APPLES. "Meryl Streep once testified famously before Congress, saying that she was there to represent the uninformed. Now, that sums it up pretty well when it comes to these celebrity issues." JONAH GOLDBERG

GUESS WHICH LEADING DEMOCRAT (IS THIS THE BEST THEY HAVE???) SAID WHAT

A) I VOTED FOR MAYOR BLOOMBERG. OOOPS. NO I DIDN'T

B) I AM SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT. CAUTION - VIDEO HAS "F" WORD

JOE "WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO SAY NEXT" BIDEN

ANDREW "MY DADDY USED TO BE IMPORTANT" CUOMO

I PUT CHRIS REDFERN - OHIO DEMOCRATIC PARTY CHAIRMAN - IN JUST BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A CLASSY GUY. ACTAULLY HE IS NOT. THE "F***CKERS" HE REFERS TO A PATRIOTIC AMERICANS HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE AFRAID OF BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO THROW HIS DEMOCRAT BUDDIES OUT OF OFFICE..

AND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO GOOGLE, AND ALL THE OTHER SOON TO BE BANKRUPT OLD MEDIA. I RAN A SEARCH FOR "NEWS" OF BIDEN SAYING HE WAS SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT. IT CAME UP WITH EXACTLY ONE ITEM THAT HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC. HOW SAD. HOW VERY VERY SAD.

AS I WAS WALKING UP THE STAIR, I SAW A MAN WHO WASN'T THERE

HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY. OH WHY WON'T HE JUST GO AWAY??

I AM, OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT OUR WORST EVER PRESIDENT AND WORST EVER FORMER PRESIDENT, NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER AND MORON EXTRAORDINAIRE

JIMMY CARTER. YES. THE SAME JIMMY CATER WHO SAID HE WAS "SUPERIOR" TO OTHER PRESIDENTS. THE SAME JIMMY CARTER WHO DID BATTLE WITH A GIANT RABBIT IN A ROW BOAT. HE ALSO PRESIDED OVER THE EMBASSY HOSTAGE CRISIS AND DEBACLE AT "DESERT ONE" INTERDERED TO ALLOW NORTH KOREA TO GET THE "BOMB", SUCKED UP TO CASTRO, NORIEGA, CHAVEZ, ANY @%&@* MUSLIM JEW HATER HE COULD FIND - NEED I GO ON??? WELL, I AM ANYWAY. WHEN THE RUSSIANS INVADED AFGHANISTAN, CARTER BOYCOTTED THE OLYMPICS. BFD! THEN HE GAVE AWAY THE PANAMA CANAL.

..

NOW HE SAYS THE NATION IS MORE DIVIDED THAN IT WAS DURING THE CIVIL WAR. I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE BODY COUNT GETS SOMEWHERE AROUND 450,000.

HE ALSO SINGLE HANDEDLY RESULTED IN THE NORTH KOREAN ATOM BOMB.

MOORE ON THE "MUSLIM MIDDLE FINGER" I CANNOT THINK OF SUFFICIENTLY VILE DESCRIPTIVE LANGUAGE TO DEAL WITH THIS UGLY, MORBIDLY OBESE, PILE OF EXCREMENT. HIS LATEST JUVENILE, HALF ASSED, CIRCUS TRICK WAS TO DECLARE, THAT REGARDING THE "MUSLIM MIDDLE FINGER" BEING PLACED AT GROUND ZERO, "THERE SHOULD BE A MCDONALD'S AT GROUND ZERO. AFTER ALL CHEESEBURGERS HAVE KILED MORE AMERICANS THAN THE 19 MUSLIMS."

THE "L" INDICATED BY MOORE'S HAND INDICATES "LOSER!!!"

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ANYONE (INCLUDING MAYOR BLOOMBERG, PRES. OBAMA, ALL THE TOUCHY FEELY NEW AGE KUMBAYAH MINISTERS, PRIESTS AND RABBIS WHO STOOD SO PROUDLY ARM IN ARM) WHO REALLY BELIEVES ALL THAT THE "RELIGION OF PEACE" WANTS TO DO AT GROUND ZERO IS PUT UP A PLACE TO PRAY.

YOU ARE A &*($@& MORON. DON'T YOU KNOW HISTORY?. DON'T YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT MUSLIMS DO???

THEY ARE TRYING TO BUILD A "RABAT"!!! TO SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE OF LOOKING THIS UP - SEE HERE.

THE "PROPHET" ORDERED THAT A "RABAT" BE BUILT AFTER EACH ISLAMIC ATTACK TO PREPARE TO LAUNCH FURTHER ATTACKS AND SPREAD ISLAM.

REMEMBER 9-11

YES!!! AT LAST!!! IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT ATHLETES ARE REALLY SMART. AND NOT SELF CENTERED, EGO DRIVEN, SHOW OFF DICKHEADS. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. :)

AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE THIS TYPE OF ADOLESCENT BEHAVIOR IN THE NFL

CFL?? YES

DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSION!!

THE ALIBI WAS THAT THE "RING WAS GETTING FIXED."

MAYBE OBAMA IS THE ONE WHO SHOULD GET FIXED.

NEWS UPDATE:

HARTFORD CITY COUNCIL PRESIDENT rJO WINCH (REALLY. WHAT IS THIS NAME THING??) RECONSIDERED PLAN TO OPEN CITY COUNCIL SESSION WITH ISLAMIC PRAYER.

IT APPEARS THAT SHE FINALLY READ THE PRAYER

"And so, when the sacred months are over, slay those who ascribe divinity to aught beside God wherever you may come upon them, and take them captive, and besiege them, and lie in wait of them at every conceivable place. Yet if they repent, and take to prayer, and render the purifying dues, let them go their way: for, behold, God is Much-Forgiving, a Dispenser of Grace ." (9:5) OR AS A MORE MODERN PHRASING WOULD PUT IT

"CONVERT OR DIE"

HARTFORD TO OPEN CITY COUNCIL MEETING WITH ISLAMIC PRAYER. LIBERAL SHIBBOLETH OF "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE" NO LONGER OPERATIVE WHEN APPLIED TO ISLAMIC TYPES.

COUNCIL PRESIDENT rJO WINCH (WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS rJO. IT LOOKS LIKE A BAD SCRABBLE DRAW. MAYBE SHE THINKS SHE BE A RAPPER?)

WANTED TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

THIS IS JUST TOO, TOO CUTE. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE "SOLIDARITY" THING WAS LIKE, SO LAST CENTURYISH. HELL, EVEN FIDEL IS NO LONGER "DOWN WITH THE STRUGGLE"

SOLIDARITY?? WITH A RELIGION THAT STONES WOMEN FOR STUFF THAT WOULD ONLY GET THEM ON PAGE SIX OF THE POST, CUTS OF HANDS FOR THEFT AND HEADS FOR JUST ABOUT ANY DAMN THING THEY DON'T LIKE, MUTILATES FEMALES, SANCTIONS HONOR KILLING HAS KEPT ENTIRE SWATHS OF THE WORLD IN AN EIGHT CENTURY LEVEL OF BRUTAL, NASTY AND SHORT LIFE??? THAT'S REALLY SOLID. PERHAPS SOME GOOD WILL COME FROM THIS IF THE GOOD CITIZENS OF HARTFORD MAKE rJO START TO WEAR A BURQUA

THE ORGANIZED LEFTIES (MOVE-ON, SOROS KOOL-AID DRINKERS) CANNOT WIN ANY ARGUMENT ON ITS MERITS BECAUSE THEIR IDEOLOGY (SOCIALISM AND GOVERMENT CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE) IS TOTALLY BOGUS AND HISTORICALLY HAS FAILED ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE TIME (RUSSIA, CUBA, NORTH KOREA, CAMBODIA, CHINA AMD INDIA BEFORE THEY GOT SMART, ENGLAND AFTER WWII) SO THEY MUST RESORT TO CHARACTER ASSASSINATION AND LIES.

SO THEY SET UP A WEB SITE TO PLAY "GOTCHA" WITH THE TEA PARTY PEOPLE - TRYING TO GET SOMETHING...ANYTHING...PLEASE, JUST ONE LITTLE PIECE OF VIDEO...TO SHOW THAT THE ENTIRE GROUP ARE RACIST. (SO FAR, THE BREITBART $1OO,OOO CHALLENGE IS UNCLAIMED) I WENT TO THEIR SITE AND LOOKED AT THE PHOTOS THEY PUT UP. IF THIS IS ALL THEY GOT THEY ARE BEYOND RIDICULE. THEY ARE BEYOND NATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK INTO INTERGALACTIC LAUGHING STOCK.

IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT IT IS SUPPORTED BY ONE OF THE MOST RACIST ORGANIZATIONS IN THIS COUNTRY - THE NAACP

THE SAD FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT BLACKS ARE A LOT MORE RACIST THAN ANYONE ELSE.

MASSACHUSETTS GOV. DEVAL PATRICK (MOST UMPOPULAR GOV. IN THE US of A) WISHES THE UNITED STATES WAS NOT A FREE COUNTRY. LISTEN TO THIS DISGUSTING, TREASONOUS PILE OF EXCREMENT IN HIS OWN WORDS..

TO MASS. VOTERS - WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??? ALSO CHECK OUT THE TIES DEVAL HAS WITH OUR ENEMIES.

GOV. DEVAL PATRICK AS A YOUNGER MAN

YOU CANNOT, I REPEAT CANNOT, MAKE THIS STUFF UP. IN NEW YORK CITY, SOON TO BE HOME TO THE ISLAMIC MIDDLE FINGER MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO, A DISTRAUGHT YOUNG MAN, AFTER CAREFULLY CALCULATING HEIGHT, WIND RESISTANCE, AIR TEMPERATURE AND GROUND HARDNESS, JUMPED OFF A FOURTY STORY BUILDING.

HOW THE HELL WAS HE TO KNOW THAT SOME HEARTLESS WRETCH HAD PARKED THEIR CAR RIGHT OVER THE BIG "X" ON THE STREET.

THE YOUNG MAN SURVIVED. HOORAY!!! AND WELL WISHES TO HIM. THE CAR DID NOT. NOW WE GET TO THE UNUSUAL ASPECT OF THE STORY. CAR OWNER MARIA McCORMACK, SMART GIRL, HAD COLLISION INSURANCE (INCLUDING COLLISION WITH FALLING DISTRAUGHT GUYS). HOORAY. BUT, AND THIS IS A BIGGER BUT THAN MARIA'S, SHE ALSO HAD A $500 DEDUCTIBLE. (CUE END OF WORLD SOUNDS) ONE MIGHT EXPECT THAT A PERSON WHO IS FULLY INSURED AND STILL NOT IN AN INTENSIVE CARE WARD OF THE LOCAL HOSPITAL WITH MULTIPLE FRACTURES AND INTERNAL INJURIES, WOULD JUST SAY "WOW. AM I LUCKY WOW IS THE DISTRAUGHT GUY LUCKY. " BUT NO. THIS MORON WAS SOOO UPSET SHE COULD NOT CONTAIN HER OWN DISTRAUGHTNESS AND ACTUALLY BLABBED HER WOES TO THE NEW YORK POST FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE AND CRY ALONG WITH HER.

SHE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING SHE JUST GOT HER OIL CHANGED, HAD A REAR JOB AND WAS FILLED WITH GAS. OOOPS! SHE ACTUALLY SAID SHE HAD THE REAR BRAKES DONE, AN OIL CHANGE AND HAD JUST FILLED THE GAS TANK. OH MY GOD. THE INCREDIBLE TRAGEDY OF THIS ALL. SHE DID AGREE NOT TO SUE THE DISTRAUGHT GUY FOR THE $500.

WE ARE SAVED!!! THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL OBAMA HAS RETURNED FROM THE PLAYGROUND OF THE RICH, HAUGHTY DWEEBS (SEE PICTURE BELOW). HE GAVE ONE SPEECH, PROFUSELY THANKED PRESIDENT BUSH FOR NOT SCREWING THINGS UP EVEN MORE AND THEN .....RACED OF TO CAMP DAVID FOR A MUCH NEEDED VAXATION. I WONDER IS MICHELLE IS GOING WITH HIM? This afternoon, the first family heads to Camp David.

GET THAT DAMN DOG AWAY FROM ME. CAN'T YOU TELL I AM ON VACATION???

DRAW YOUR OWN DAMN CONCLUSIONS BUT I KNOW WHO I WOULD LIKE ON MY SIDE IF THE YOU KNOW WHAT HITS THE FAN

I JUST BET THAT PUTIN WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT IN PUBLIC LOOKING

LIKE STEVE URKEL.

LINED UP BELOW ARE THE DUMBASS MORONS WHO RULE PHILADELPHIA.

SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A HOBBY WEB SITE (WINK, WINK...NUDGE NUDGE) AND IT MAKES ABOUT, OH, LETS SAY $11 IN THREE YEARS. THESE INCOMPETENT LOW LIFE SCUM SUCKING POLITICIANS DEMAND YOU PAY THEM $300

IN FURTHER NEWS FROM THE VACATION NATION, REPORTERS AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD SAY OCEAN UNSAFE DUE TO SH*T IN THE WATER. THEY ALSO REPORTED THE PRESIDENT IN FOR A SWIM.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO TO PERU . . .

IDIOTIC, LEFT WING TERROR GROUPIE LORI BERENSON GETS HER SORRY BUTT THROWN BACK IN JAIL. WHAT A SHAME.

THE REALLY FUNNY THING IS THE APPELLATE COURT REVOKED HER PAROLE AFTER SHE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZED. I BET SHE WISHES SHE HADN'T.

AND A FURTHER "JOB WELL DONE" SHOUT OUT TO HER LEFT WING PROFESSOR PARENTS. - BOOYAH

BOTCHED SAUDI SHARIA ATTEMPT TO PARALYZE" ENDS IN BEHEADING. SO CALLED SURGEON SAYS "HOLY SH...OOOPS. I MEAN PRAISE ALLAH. I THINK I CUT TO DEEP."

IN SPITE OF NASA OUTREACH ON ISLAM SCIENCE, USE OF 11TH CENTURY TECHNOLOGY, SUCH AS THE BREAKTHROUGH LEECHLESS BLOODLETTING

(USED WHN A CRIMINAL CAUSES A NOSEBLEED IN ANOTHER),

DURING ATTEMPT TO MERELY PARALYZE ASSAILANT DOES NOT END WELL.

IN THE DOUBLE BEHEADING OF TWO CHRISTIAN SCHOOL GIRLS BY MUSLIMS, THE ONLY MODERN TECHNOLOGY IS THE CELL PHONE

USED TO RECORD THE INHUMAN ATROCITY.

[NOTE: SORRY FOR THE SHOCKING PICTURE BUT THIS IS WHO THEY REALLY ARE]

 

YOU CAN DRAW YOUR OWN DAMN CONCLUSIONS.

President Obama Hosts a White House Iftar

THS OBOMINATOR STATED: " ????????????????????????????¢??we also celebrate how much Muslims have enriched America and its culture.????????????????????????????¢?????????????????????????????

WELL, YOU TELL ME. HOW IN THE HELL, EXACTLY, HAVE THEY DONE THIS"?

DID THEY TEACH US HOW TO BEHEADWITHOUT LEAVING BLOOD ALL OVER THE CARPET???

DID THEY SHOW US HOW TO DO A REAL SNAZZY HONOR KILLING? HUH???

DID THEY TEACH US HOW TO $#^@ A &#@% CAMEL???

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!. THIS PANSY WAIST BOY IN THE WHITE HOUSE MAY HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP A MUSLIM BUT THE REST OF THIS COUNTRY HAS HAD ENOUGH.

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY COULDN'T SEE IT COMING.

ALL THE YEARS OF B.S. INSTEAD OF NEWS. THE AGENDA DRIVEN OVERFLOW OF SLUDGE FROM THE FEVERED MINDS OF LESS THAN INTELLIGENT "TALKING HEADS", WHOSE ONLY JOB QUALIFICATIONS WERE A LEFT WING WORLD VIEW AND A GOOD HAIR DRESSER. NOW...NO ONE GIVES A &#@^ WHAT THEY SAY.

THEY ARE IRRLEVANT.

YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT

EITHER THIS GUY IS A HERO WHO TOLD OFF A TORMENTOR AND THEN INDULGED HIMSELF IN A LIFELONG FANTASY

OR

HE IS A FIRST CLASS (OR MAYBE COACH?)ALCOHOLIC JERK. THANK GOD IT ISN'T REALLY IMPORTANT. KINDA FUN, THOUGH.

JUST ANOTHER SICKENING EXAMPLE OF HOW THE EVER SO THOUGHTFUL AND TOLERANT LEFT WING MORONS EXPOSE THEIR TRUE SELVES.

NOW . . .FOR YOUR MID-SUMMER QUIZ

FOR TEN POINTS, AND A FREE TRIP TO SPAIN WITH A BEREAVED FRIEND

WHAT HAPPENED IN FRANCE ON JANUARY 21, 1793???

FOR A HINT, ROLL OVER THE PHOTOS OF MICHELLE.

WRONG!!!.......WRONG . . . GOT IT??? . . .

MAYBE SHE JUST WENT TO THE CORDOBA MOSQUE TO MAKE THE MUSLIMS FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.

NOTE: THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PROPAGANDA ORGAN HAS DECREED THAT ANY FURTHER CRITICISM OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED (SCARY) MICHELLE OBAMA'S COMPLETE LACK OF ANY SENSE OF PROPRIETY WILL BE CONSIDERED A LOW DOWN POLITICAL HATCHET JOB, MEAN, AND RACIST.

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS....?? JUST KIDDING. THEY ARE ALL RANCID CROOKS.

MAXINE WATERS - CROOK .......................CHARLIE RANGEL ....CROOK ...............WILLIAM JEFFERSON . . .CROOK

BY THE WAY..WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON OTHER THAN CROOKERY IS THEY ARE DEMOCRATS

AHH...THE ARIZONA KERFLUFFLE. ARIZONA IS OVERRUN BY LAWLESS ILLEGAL ALIENS. CRIME SOARS. PARKS 80 MILES FROM THE BORDER ARE CLOSED. PEOPLE ARE MURDERED. FEDERAL LAWS VIOLATED RIGHT AND LEFT. OUR FEDERAL GOVERMENT STEPS IN...TO HELP???...YOU HAVE TO BE $%@*@$ KIDDING. HOLDER AND HIS BOYS SUE TO PUT AN END TO THE LAWLESSNESS - ACTUALLY NOT THE LAWLESSNESS YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT - BUT THEY SUE TO STOP ARIZONA FROM ENFORCING THE FEDERAL LAWS - AS WRITTEN.

ALONG COMES A CLINTON APPOINTED JUDGE. YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS ONE IS GOING TO END UP. AND IT DOES.

SO...FEDERAL COURT JUDGE SUSAN BOLTON -- HERE'S TO YOU

WHAT A WEINER DOES WHEN IT GETS TO CONGRESS. THE SECOND VIDEO IS WHAT WEINER DOES ALL THE TIME

GROW UP MORON. SHOW A LITTLE CLASS. I BET THIS LITTLE "WEINER POOPIE"GOT BEAT UP ON THE PLAYGROUND A LOT.

IT IS NOT ALL BLACK AND WHITE!!!

WHITEHOUSE (ACTUALLY BLACK) DISCOVERED

TO BE RACIST

FOR DEMANDING THE FIRING OF SHIRLEY SHERROD (BLACK) FOR BEING A RACIST BUT NOW APOLOGIZES FOR DEMANDING THE FIRING OF THE RACIST BECAUSE . . .WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHY. HENRY LOUIS GATES (BLACK AND BLUE)HAS YET TO BE HEARD FROM ON THIS.

APPARENTLY OBAMA (BLACK) WAS SO ANXIOUS TO TOSS SHERROD (ALSO BLACK) UNDER THE RACISM BUS (DARK YELLOW) THAT HE HAD UNDER SECRETARY CHERYL COOK (WHITE . . .AND UGLY) CALL HER AND MAKE HER PULL TO THE SIDE OF THE FREAKIN' ROAD AND RESIGN BY BLACKBERRY (COULD BE ANY NUMBER OF COLORS). NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

THE REVEREND AL "TAWANA BRAWLEY" SHARPTON (BLACK, I THINK) THEN CRITICIZED OBAMA (STILL BLACK) FOR APOLOGIZING TO SHERROD (ALSO STILL BLACK) BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE THE BLACKS LOOK DIVIDED. WHAT??? INTO 16 SHADES OF GREY???

DOES THIS CREW OF MORONS HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL HOW &$@#* STUPID THEY LOOK.

AND NOW!!! THE FIRST EVER ROBERT MUGABE "GET THE WHITE FARMERS" AWARD. IT GOES TO

SHIRLEY SHERROD

WHAT BLACK PEOPLE SAY WHEN DEM THINKS NO CRACKAHS IS LISN'N

"The white farmer was trying to show he was superior to me."

Of course he was. He still has his job!!. WANNA BET THIS DEMOCRAT APPOINTEE WAS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ALL THE WAY???

THIS RACIST MORON IS TYPICAL OF THE POST RACIAL OBAMA REGIME

HOWSE DAT HOPE 'N CHANGE WORKIN' FO YAH?

WHAT SHIRLEY SHERROD [ RACIST] SAID.

"The first time I was faced with having to help a white farmer save his farm, he took a long time talking but he was trying to show me he was superior to me. I know what he was doing, but he had come to me for help. What he didn't know while he was taking all that time trying to show me he was superior to me was, I was trying to decide just how much help I was going to give him," Sherrod said.

"I was struggling with the fact that so many black people had lost their farmland, and here I was faced with having to help a white person save their lando. I did enough," Sherrod said. "So that when he, I assumed the Department of Agriculture had sent him to me, either that or the Georgia Department of Agriculture, and he needed to go back and report that I did try to help him."

"So I took him to a white lawyer that had attended some of training that we had provided because Chapter 12 bankruptcy had just been enacted for the family farm. So I figured if I take him to one of them, that his own kind would take care of him."

HEY!!! LYNNE STEWART. YEAH. YOU. WHO'S CRYING NOW. YOU TREACHEROUS BOIL ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY. TERROR LOVER AND TRAITOR. The controversial civil rights attorney was convicted in 2005 of helping Omar Abdel Rahman pass messages from prison.

THIS LAST GUY IS NOT SANTA CLAUS

SEE YAH!!! IN TEN YEARS OR SO.

THIS RACIST, VIOLENCE SPEWING THUG IS ONE OF THE "INTIMIDATORS" THAT THE OBAMA JUSTICE DEPARTMENT (THINK ERIC HOLDER) REFUSED TO PROSECUTE FOR VOTER INTIMIDATUION EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS VIDEO OF THE CRIME.

THIS PUTRID HATE MONGERING IMBICILE IS A "PROTECTED SPECIES" TO THE DEMOCRATS. THE OTHER VIDEO IS A WINDOW INTO THE RACIST MIND OF OUR RACIST IN CHIEF.

THIS JUST IN: * * * OBAMA DISCOVERS THAT AL QUEDA IS RACIST.

SECRET HIDDEN CAMERAS BRING YOU THE DEMOCRAT MORONS WHO THINK THEY RUN THE COUNTRY. BE VERY AFRAID

OK. THE ONE WITH HILARY WAS A JOKE. BUT SO IS THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SO . . .WHAT THE HELL!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST (IN A REALLY PATHETIC SOUL KILLING WAY) THING OUR &#%$( PRESIDENT HAS DONE YET.

HE HAS ORDERED THIS ASSHOLE THE NEW HEAD OF NASA TO

"FOREMOST, FIND A WAY TO REACH OUT TO THE MUSLIM WORLD AND ENGAGE MUCH MORE WITH DOMINANTLY MUSLIM NATIONS TO HELP THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEIR HISTORIC CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE ... AND MATH AND ENGINEERING" YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP. GOD (NOT ALLAH) HELP US ALL. WE ARE RULED BY MADMEN!!!

WE ALL KNOW THE ISLAMIC WORLD HASN'T INVENTED, OR PRODUCED, A DAMN THING EXCEPT SAND, OIL AND CAMEL CRAP FOR THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS. WHY THE HELL SHOULD THEY FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.

MUSLIM ANATOMY CLASS

MUSLIM JUSTICE

MUSLIM FASHION

BETTER LIVING THROUGH ISLAMIC CHEMISTRY

IN HONOR OF THE FOURTH OF JULY

WHAT PRESIDENTS HAVE SAID ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY

WILLIAM MCKINLEY "Unlike any other nation, here the people rule, and their will is the supreme law. It is sometimes sneeringly said by those who do not like free government, that here we count heads. True, heads are counted, but brains also . . ."

TEDDY ROOSEVELT "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER "America is best described by one word, freedom."

RONALD REAGAN "We are a nation that has a government?????????????????????????????????????????????¢??not the other way around. And that makes us special among the nations of the earth."

WHAT OBAMA HAS SAID:

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.

I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator.

I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.

I know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty and equality for all of our people. We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.

I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.

In America, there's a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world.

It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them

My administration is the only thing between you [CEO's] and the pitchforks.

Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.

We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.

MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS: America is just downright mean.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country.

The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.

WELCOME, BOYS AND GIRLS! TODAY'S TOPIC IS ARIZONA AND THE BORDER. (I THINK WE STILL HAVE A BORDER...WE DON'T...DAMN!)

LAST, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST IS PEGGY WEST. THIS MORON, THE 12TH DISTRICT MILWAUKEE SUPERVISOR WANTS TO BOYCOTT ARIZONA. PROBLEM IS, SHE THINKS ARIZONA IS "A WAYS REMOVED FROM THE BORDER". MAYBE ONE OF OBAMA'S 57 STATES GOT INBETWEEN ARIZONA AND MEXICO. AS IT TURNS OUT, PEGGY "JACKASS" WEST IS THE VERY FIRST HISPANIC ELECTED OFFICIAL IN MILWAUKEE. BOYS AND GIRLS, CAN YOU SAY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION??? SHE IS, OF COURSE, A DEMOCRAT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS NOT ALL BAD.

THE WELL IS STILL SPOUTING CRUDE. OBAMA TAKES IN A GAME OF GOLF. TONY HAYWARD GOES YACHTING. RHAM EMANUEL CRITICIZES MR. HAYWARD.

ALL THREE OF THESE JERKS OUGHT TO BE THROWN IN THE GULF

IN ANOTHER SPORTS RELATED INCIDENT, IT IS CLEAR THAT WHILE THE LAKERS BASKETBALL TEAM MAY NOT BE THUGS (JUST A BUNCH OF POORLY EDUCATED TALL GUYS ESSENTIALLY PUTTING A BALL THROUGH A HOOP - HOW #%^$# MINDLESS IS THAT) THEIR FANS ARE LOW LIFE, ANIMALISTIC, CRETINOUS THUGS WHOSE LIVES ARE SO WORTHLESS AND EMPTY THAT THEY ACTUALLY THINK THE LAKERS WINNING MEANS ANYTHING..

WHERE IS DARYL GATES WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM.

MAYBE, SINCE THIS MOB MOST LIKELY CONSISTS PREDOMINANTLY OF "OBAMA'S BOYS", HE COULD STEP IN AND ORDER THE LAKERS TO ESCROW A BUNCH OF MONEY TO PAY CLAIMS FOR DAMAGE.

CLOWN OF THE DAY!!! K0MAN COULIBALY YOU ARE A JACKASS

REFEREE FROM MALI BLOWS CALL ON WINNING USA GOAL

APPARENTLY THIS JACKASS HAS A HISTORY OF BEING A JACKASS. INTERESTING THAT FIFA ASSIGNED HIM TO THE USA GAME

INTERESTING TOO, THAT HE MADE A TOTALLY BOGUS CALL ON AN IMAGINARY FOUL, OR SOMETHING ELSE...WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, THAT COST USA A WIN.

EDITOR'S NOTE: JIM JOYCE (SEE BELOW) IS STARTING TO LOOK GOOD.

LOOK, THIS JERK IS FROM MALI. ONE OF THE POOREST COUNTRIES ON THE PLANET. IT IS SO POOR IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEACH. THERE ARE THIRTEEN MILLION PEOPLE BARELY EXISTING IN MALI. 90 PERCENT OF THER POPULATION ARE MUSLIM AND MOST OF THE REST WORSHIP ROCKS AND SHIT. SO WE KNOW THAT THEY WILL NOT HAVE ANY WOMEN ELIGIBLE TO BE REFEREES (OR ANY THING ELSE, EITHER). SO...OUT OF THE HALF THAT ARE MALES, THIS IS THE BEST THEY COULD COME UP WITH???

MALI IS INFESTED WITH MALARIA, INSECT BORNE DISEASES, TUBERCULOSIS, CHOLERA AND MALNUTRITION. THEY SPEND A WHOPPING $4 PER YEAR ON HEALTHCARE (ARE YOU LISTENING OBAMA??) IN OTHER WORDS, JUST AN AVERAGE THIRD WORLD, HELL HOLE. AND THESE LOSERS GET TO REFEREE IN THE WORLD CUP???

THIS JUST IN: COULIBALY WAS SELECTED BECAUSE HE OWNED THE ONLY SOCCER BALL IN THE COUNTRY.

ON A LESS SERIOUS, BUT MORE DISTURBING, NOTE I BRING YOU THE COVENTRY SCHOOL DISTRICT (RI) SUPERINTENDENT KENNETH R. DI PIETRO. HIS PARTICULAR SCREW UP??? BANNED A SECOND GRADER'S "PATRIOTIC HAT" BECAUSE IT WAS DECORATED WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG AND ...GASP!!!... SMALL PLASTIC ARMY FIGURES.

ZERO TOLERANCE = ZERO DISCRETION = ZERO BRAINS. THE SCARY PART IS THAT THIS MORON, WHO CANNOT EVEN DISTINGUISH A "SMALL PLASTIC ARMY FIGURE" FROM DYLAN KLEBOLD, IS IN CHARGE OF A SCHOOL DISTRICT. HE SHOULD BE RUNNING A LEMONADE STAND

.

IN CASE MR DI PIETRO HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, THE WEAPONS CARRIED BY THE SMALL PLASTIC TOY SOLDIERS DO NOT ACTUALLY FIRE ANY ROUNDS. NOT EVEN SMALL PLASTIC BULLETS. THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE TO BRING TO SCHOOL UNLESS YOU GET IT STUCK UP YOUR NOSE.

OOOOHHHH!!!! TOUGH GUY. LOOKIN' ROUN FO SOME ASS TO KICK. YASSAH. DAS GOIN' STREET. DA BOY BE "GOIN' OFF!!

TO GODDAMN BAD ALL IT BE IS THE BAMINATOR TRYIN' TO LOOK LIKE A %#$&# LEADER. WHAT A CROCK.

TO GODDAMN BAD HE DON' ACT DIS WAY WIT THE A) IRANIANS, B) 'UGO CHAVEZ, C) THE NORTH KOREANS, D) ISLAMIC TERRORIST MURDERERS, E) ANYONE ELSE WHO ACTUALLY POSES A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY.

I APOLOGIZE IF THIS SEEMS HARSH BUT...FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WHY DIDN'T HE DO THIS BEFORE THE CRITICISM. BEFORE THE ADVICE FROM A TOP ADVISOR - SPIKE LEE (HA HA HA). THIS IS JUST THE SAME OLD LEFT WING BULLSHIT AS ALGOR THE ALPHA MALE WEARING THE RIGHT &$%^# COLORS. ALGOR NEVER CONSIDERED BLACK.

PS: WHEN I SEARCHED 'GOOGLE' FOR "BAMINATOR" IT CHANGED IT TO "LAMINATOR" DO YOU THINK THEYARE FRIGHTENED OF WHAT THE "BAMINATOR" MIGHT DO TO THEM???

NOOO!!! BP IS NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST ACCIDENTAL SPILL. YOU CAN GIVE THE AWARD TO THE ...MEXICANS.

NOT ONLY DID THEY SPILL MORE - A LOT MORE - BUT THEY MANAGED TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLUG THE HOLE FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND THEY WERE OPERATING IN KNEE DEEP WATER (ACTUALLY 164 FEET.)

READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE. AND HERE

ALSO BY THE WAY...IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANY TRACE OF THAT SPILL NOW. I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT.

BY THE WAY...THIS IS NOT THE BIGGEST SPILL EVER. IT IS NOT EVEN #2. THE LATE LAMENTED SADDAM HUSSEIN (WHY DOES THAT NAME KEEP COMING UP??) RELEASED A LOT MORE OIL. BUT HE DID IT ON PURPOSE.

UPDATE: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!!! HELEN THOMAS RESIGNS IN DISGRACE.. AND STILL UGLY

HELEN THOMAS IS AN ANTI-SEMITIC PRO-TERRORIST, PRO-NAZI GENOCIDAL BIGOT. AND HERE IS THE PROOF.

CONSIDERING HER PARENTS ;ARE LEBANESE (MAY EXPLAIN WHY SHE IS SO $@%*# UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE, TOO)

WHY WAIT FOR THE FACTS??? JUST CONDEMN THEM. DO IT NOW. RIGHT NOW!!!!!! SEE VIDEO OF HELEN SHOWING HER TRUE IDIOCY.

ONE EXPECTS THIS TYPE OF DRIVEL. MAYBE SHE IS ONE OF THE "JOURNALISTS" THAT SENATOR PATERSON SHOULD LICENSE. MY DOG HAS A LICENSE. WHY NOT HELEN THOMAS.

HER FIRST QUESTION TO OBAMA REFERRED TO "SO CALLED" TERRORISTS AND THEN ASKED IF ANY COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE EAST HAD NUCLEAR WEAPONS. OF COURSE, WE KNOW WHO SHE IS TRYING TO SCREW.

 

HOW DOES THIS MORON STILL HAVE HER JOB???

I KNOW HILARY IS ALL TOUCHY FEELY, HOPEY CHANGY, BUT C'MON!!

AT LEAST GET THE QUEENS BIRTHDAY RIGHT.

OH...MY...GOD... THERE IS A WEBSITE "STILL4HILL" WHEN I CAN BREATHE AGAIN AND PICK MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR I WILL GO BACK AND LOOK AT IT AGAIN. SCARY. VERY SCARY

DETROIT TIGER PITCHER ARMANDO GALARRAGA

TOP OF THE NINTH. TWO OUT. 26 CONSECUTIVE OUTS. GROUND BALL BETWEEN SECOND AND FIRST. A ROUTINE PLAY.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG AND END THE "PERFECT GAME".

AMERICAN LEAGUE UMPIRE JIM JOYCE. AT FIRST BASE. THAT'S WHAT.

WHAT A SHAME. I, FOR ONE, WILL ALWAYS CONSIDER GALARRAGA TO HAVE HIS 27 BATTER "PERFECT GAME."

UPDATE: THE UMP ACTED LIKE A MENCH, ADMITTED THE SCREW-UP AND...MOST IMPORTANTL;Y...HE FELT BAD ABOUT IT. WHAT A CROCK. - GALARRAGA STILL DIDN'T GET CREDIT FOR THE PERFECT GAME.

SO. YA THINK ITS ROMANTIC TO HANG OUT WITH THE LEFTIST MURDERERS IN CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA.

WRONG. ASK LORI.

MOM AND DAD MUST BE PROUD!

GEE. WHAT A GREAT IDEA. LETS BLOW UP THE PARLIMENT. WHAT'S THE WORST HAT COULD HAPPEN. AND THEN I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THESE "SEXY" REBELS.

IF I GET ARRESTED I WILL JUST SHOUT "WE ARE REVOLUTIONARIES - NOT TERRORISTS" THEN THEY WILL LET ME GO. SURE. AND THEY DID. AFTER 15 YEARS! DUMBASS - THREW AWAY YOUR YOUTH FOR NOTHING.

THE UNVARNISHED TRUTH

CLAIM: Lori Berenson is a social activist....TRUTH: Lorio is a starstruck moron who signed on with the El Slavadorian murder group FNLM

CLAIM: is a firm believer that everyone's fundamental human rights are respected ...TRUTH: She got tired of FNLM when the killing stopped and moved to Peru to join MRTA - (MRTA), a group that had committed numerous insurgent attacks in Peru including kidnapping, bank robberies, extortion, hostage taking, and assassinations. DEATH TOLL: 70,000. Real sweet kid.

CLAIM: Lori Berenson's love for the Latin American people is great ....TRUTH: She joined marxist groups that killed over 100,000 of her beloved Latin Americans.

NOTE: AFTER HER RELEASE SHE WAS UNIVERSALLY SHUNNED AND SCORNED BY THE PERUVIANS THE COURT INFLICTED HER ON.

 

"The head of Hizbollah has said that he hopes that we will gather in Israel so he doesn???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????¢??t have to hunt us down globally. For or Against it? " Question by David Horowitz during his guest lecture at UC San Diego

LISTEN TO THE END, BUT FIRST...MAKE A GUESS WHAT THIS MUSLIM STUDENTS ASSOCIATION REPRESENTATIVE BELIEVES.

if these muslim degenerates get their way

the only difference will be the camels in the background

"I HATE REPORTERS. AND REPORTERS HATE ME! EITHER THEY ARE GOING OR I AM GOING. AND I DEFINTELY AM NOT GOING" == MICHIGAN STATE SENATOR BRUCE PATERSON

SO LETS LICENSE, CONTROL CENSOR AND DESTROY THEM!!!

THE FIRST AMENDMENT

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

MAYBE THIS MORON HAS HEARD OF IT.

I DOUBT HE HAS READ IT.

 

THESE TWO MORONS - ANNETTE ROBINSON (D-Bedford Stuyvesant) and DARRYL TOWNS (D-East New York)

ACTUALLY OFFERED A BILL REQUIRING COPS TO "SHOOT TO WOUND".

the only reason I can think of for such an idiotic plan is they were losing too many consituents?

ROBINSON EVEN ADMITTED SHE DIDN'T HAVE &$@*% CLUE ABOUT WHAT SHE WAS DOING - TYPICAL TYPICAL.

IT IS MORONS LIKE THESE TWO WHO RUN NEW YORK STATE. WHAT A JOKE

PS: NYC COPS - THE BEST IN THE WORLD - ARE TRAINED TO "SHOOT TO STOP!!! - NOT KILL"

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF POLICE KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY IN NEW YORK -

APPARENTLY THE THUGS SHOOT TO KILL

Philip Lambrecht d. March 14th, 1872 * Thomas J. Norton d. December 18th, 1881 * John J. Carey d. November 3rd, 1892 *Robert J. Thorpe d. August 13th, 1900 * John J. Sheridan d. July 16th, 1902 * Joseph Guarnieri d. April 2nd, 1914 * John J. Quinn d. February 16th, 1918 * James Maher d. July 27th, 1919 *John E. Fitzpatrick d. May 20th, 1920 * Joseph J. Bridgetts d. February 17th, 1921 * William A. Miller d. January 5th, 1922 * Francis J. M. Buckley d. January 6th, 1922 * John J. Moriarty d. July 2nd, 1922 * John T. Donohue d. February 16th, 1923 * Francis P. Baker d. April 22nd, 1923 * Bernardino Grottano d. May 26th, 1924 * Timothy J. Connell d. July 12th, 1924 * Chester A. Hagan d. February 14th, 1925 * Richard M. Heneberry d. August 6th, 1925 * John M. Singer d. August 11th, 1926 * Morris Borkin d. May 17th, 1927 * Thomas E. Hill d. July 28th, 1930 * Harry D. Bloomfield d. August 9th, 1930 * Christopher W. Scheuing d. February 19th, 1931 * William H. DeGive d. June 28th, 1931 * Guido J. Pessagno d. October 22nd, 1931 * James J. Garvey d. April 21st, 1934 * Michael J. Foley d. April 10th, 1937 * Isadore Astel d. August 11th, 1937 * Arthur DeMarrais d. November 7th, 1937 * Ferdinand A. Socha d. July 4th, 1940 * Joseph J. Lynch d. July 4th, 1940 * Joseph A. Miccio d. December 8th, 1942 * Anthony McGinley d. December 27th, 1944 * Frank M. McGrath d. September 27th, 1945 * James J. Burke d. December 13th, 1946 * James L. Daggett d. September 10th, 1951 * Philip A. LaMonica d. September 21st, 1952 * William F. Christman d. October 8th, 1956 * Francis X. O'Rourke d. January 21st, 1958 * Philip J. Curtin d. October 2nd, 1960 * John P. Finnegan d. May 18th, 1962 * Luke J. Fallon d. May 18th, 1962 * John F. Tobin d. October 29th, 1962 * Richard D. Arundell d. February 9th, 1963 * Donald Rolker d. November 27th, 1963 * Joseph V. Greene d. May 3rd, 1964 * James A. Donegan d. October 15th, 1964* Salvatore Potenza d. October 15th, 1964 * Harold A. Jacob d. January 18th, 1967 * John D. Pollins d. March 14th, 1967 * Richard A. Rotanz d. August 21st, 1968 * Clifton A. Eastby d. December 30th, 1968 * John Roth d. April 24th, 1969 * Joseph A. Picciano d. February 15th, 1971 * Erle Thompson d. February 20th, 1971 * Ivan I. Lorenzo d. May 5th, 1971 * Harold Marshall d. December 7th, 1971 * William R. Capers d. April 3rd, 1972 * George Caccavale d. June 26th, 1976 * Henry R. McDevitt d. June 26th, 1977 * Joseph D. Taylor d. August 29th, 1977 * Horace L. Ford d. November 6th, 1978 * Abraham Walton d. July 14th, 1980 * Anthony J. Venditti d. January 21st, 1986 * Louis L. Miller d. March 11th, 1987 * Joseph Galapo d. August 16th, 1988 * Richard J. Guerzon d. November 13th, 1989 * Keith L. Williams d. November 13th, 1989 * William T. Gunn d. November 27th, 1992 * Luis Lopez d. March 10th, 1993 * Alfred Boesch d. January 21st, 1995 * Kenneth Fung d. January 13th, 1997 * Sean Carrington d. January 19th, 1998 * Claude Daniel Richards d. September 11th, 2001 * Joseph Vigiano d. September 11th, 2001 * Jaime Betancourt d. March 31st, 2002 * Salvatore Cafiso d. October 24th, 2002 * James V. Nemorin d. March 10th, 2003 * Rodney J. Andrews d. March 10th, 2003 * Patrick H. Rafferty d. September 10th, 2004 * Robert Parker d. September 10th, 2004 * Dillon Hugh Stewart d. November 28th, 2005 * Daniel Enchautegui d. December 10th, 2005 * James Zadroga d. January 5th, 2006 * Sandra Y. Adrian d. January 11th, 2006 * Roberto L. Rivera d. January 27th, 2007 * John Young d. February 17th, 2007 * Kevin Hawkins d. May 7th, 2007 * Robert Williamson d. May 13th, 2007 * Russel Timoshenko d. July 14th, 2007 * William J. Holfester d. January 22nd, 2008 * Omar J. Edwards d. May 28th, 2009 * Michael Morales d. June 10th, 2009

FLASH UPDATE 'THE WHEELS OF THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND . . ."

CHRIS OYNES - THE HEAD OF FEDERAL MINERALS MANAGEMENT (SEE BELOW) IS OUTTA HERE!!! THAT TOOK ALL OF A COUPLE DAYS. LINE THESE BUMS UP. TOSS EM.

WHO IS NEXT? MAYBE NAPOLITANO? MAYBE HOLDER??

GUESS WHO ELSE DIDN'T READ THE ARIZONA BILL

- BUT HATES IT.

COMING SOON....UNDER A BUS NEAR YOU

THE FEDERAL MINERALS MANAGMENT SERVICE

THIS FEDERAL AGENCY GAVETHE DEEPWATER HORIZON AN AWARD FOR ITS SAFETY HISTORY

EITHER THE DEEPWATER HORIZON WAS DEFECTIVE (AND NOW RESTING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN) OR THE FEDERAL AGENCY WAS. OR BOTH. OF COURSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST THE GOVERMENT TO SCREW IT UP.

OBAMA TAKES BLAME

. . .FOR EVERYTHING!!!

 

A NATIONALLAUGHINGSTOCK FIRST!!!

AND THE POSTHUMOUS AWARD OF THE "NOSE" GOES TO ...WALTER CRONKITE

WHY? HERE'S WHY! HE WAS A HYPOCRITE

BIAS LIST

CLICK HERE AND HERE AND HERE

AND HERE AND HERE

THIS JACKASS IS JIMMY TAYLOR, WHO CLAIMS TO BE A PSYCHOLOGIST, AUTHOR AND SPEAKER. HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO SEE CREATED A FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF INFORMATION.

I SENT HIM A COPY OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. I HOPE HE CAN READ.

WHAT JACKASS JIMMY SAYS: Anytime there is a factual dispute, the Department of Information would render a decision on what the facts are.

Those parties who come out on the short end of those decisions would not be allowed to use their "facts" any longer (just like having potentially dangerous drugs or

products taken off the shelf). If they do, there would be fines levied to punish the transgressors. This system would not only make clear what the facts are and

empower those who want the facts to be known, but it would also discredit the lunatic fringe and reduce the influence of their views on the majority of people.

WHAT THE FIRST AMENDMENT SAYS: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or

abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

ONE COULD EXPECT A PSYCHOLOGIST, AUTHOR AND SPEAKER TO UNDERSAND THIS

COMING FROM SAN FRANCISCO I BET THIS MORON ISN'T TOO HAPPY WITH THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION THINGY EITHER.

A.G. ERIC HOLDER ADMITS HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HIS POSITION ON ARIZONA ILLEGAL ALIEN LAW IS.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE HASN'T READ IT

===>>>> full text here <<<====

ERIC DOES NOT LIKE RACIAL PROFILING...

I GUESS LIKE "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION"

CONSISTENTLY INCOMPETENT

 

DANNY, DANNY, DANNY. YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP OUT OF TROUBLE.

LAST TIME WE HEARD FROM HIM IT WAS - THE COPENHAGEN WARMING FAILURE CAUSING THE HAITIAN EARTHQUAKE.

NOW HE CAN'T SEEM TO PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT A COMMENCEMENT SPEACH. MAYBE IT WAS IN HIS POCKET. MAYBE HE WAS DREAMING OF DREAMY HARRY BELAFONTE. THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

HOW MANY "BOYFRIENDS" DOES THIS STUD MUFFIN HAVE???

EITHER HE ISKISSING HARRY BELAFONTE OR

HE PULLED THE HEAD OFF HIS PLASTIC BOYFRIEND. DAY-OO, DAY-OO, DAAYY-OH OH

IS THIS THE TYPE OF THIRD WORLD

PARADISE THIS "PROFFESSOR" ESPOUSES???

other examples of mexican "culture"

violence

more violence

even more %*$%# violence

kidnappings

corruption

hell, you can't even drive to Mexico

AND NOW FOR THE CLOWN OF THE WEEK

I GIVE YOU MIGUEL RODRIGUEZ [no real photo available]- ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL (M-Z) OF LIVE OAKS HIGH SCHOOL IN MORGAN HILL, CALIFORNIA.

HE DISCIPLINED SEVERAL AMERICAN STUDENTS BECAUSE THEY SPORTED THE GOOD OLD RED, WHITE AND BLUE AT SCHOOL. THEIR OFFENSE??? IT WAS MAY 5 (OR AS OBAMA THE GREAT ONCE CALLED IT - CINCO DE QUATRO WHICH IS CELEBRATED IN 6 OF THE 57 STATES)

HOW APPROPRIATE THAT THE ONE MEXICAN HOLIDAY THAT THE ILLEGALS GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER IS NOTHING BUT A BEER FOGGED ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN BY CORONA.

THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE LOAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT CRAP IS THAT THE MEXICANS ATTACKED THE FRENCH WHILE THEY WERE RETREATING!!!

P.S. THE MEXICANS SOON AFTER THE BATTLE OF PUEBLA LOST THE WAR.

PS: NOTE TO BLANCA COREAS WHO SAID "We respect them on Fourth of July. We don't go with our Mexican flags waving it up that day, so why can't they respect us too?" BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES, MORON!!!

PROGRESSIVE, LEFT WING SEATLE COPS RUN AMOK ON MEXICAN

BIGOTED ANTI-MEXICAN VIOLENCE FROM THE CITY THAT CLAIMS "Our diverse cultures bring life, vitality and economic growth to the City. Whether you live, play, work or or get the living crap beat out of you for no reason in SANCTUARY CITY , Seattle offers a unique community filled with vibrant people." ON ITS WEB SITE THE MAYOR WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "Arizona has nothing on Seattle when it comes to relations with Mexicans.".

SEATTLE MAYOR

MIKE "KICK HIM AGAIN" MCGINN

 

WHY DOES THIS MORON STILL HAVE A JOB???

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HOW "THE SYSTEM WORKED" WITH THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER. WE KNOW THEY WERE ON THE OIL SPILL FROM "DAY ONE" RIGHT.

NOW, A %#&@* TERRORIST, WHOSE NAME THEY KNEW, TRIES TO BLOW UP TIMES SQUARE AND HER CREW LET THIS ANIMAL ACTUALLY GET ON A #%$& AIRPLANE TO DUBAI.

SHE COULDN'T RUN A LEMONAIDE STAND LET ALONE HOMELAND SECURITY. SHE'S GOTTA GO.

for another moron, who is frustrated that she couldn't blame the times square bombing on a non-muslim, follow this link.

"DAY ONE"

CATCH THE VIDEO OF THESE BUTT COVERERS.

JANET NAPOLITANO IS A COMPLETE MORON AND LIAR

SHE SAYS "FROM DAY ONE...WE HAD DOD RESOURCES THERE ( MUST BETHE COAST GUARD WHO ARE EVERYWHERE)

SHE SAYS "FROM DAY ONE...NAVYS BEEN ON SITE ...WE WERE PREDEPLOYING RESOURCES. (OBVIOUSLY SHE HAS NO CLUE WHAT A PRE-DEPLOYED RESOURCE MEANS. IF IT WERE PRE-DEPLOYED IT WOULD ALREADY BE , UH...DEPLOYED!!!

SHE SAYS "FROM DAY ONE...WE WERE PRE-POSITIONING...(SAME AS PREDEPLOYING.) THEN SHE SAYS THEY WERE ALREADY THERE FROM DAY ONE???

CHECK THE WHITEHOUSE WEB SITE TO SEE WHAT THEY REALLY DID. PERFECT LIBERAL BS INTENTION, TLAKIE, FEEL GOOD CRAP.

COMMAND CENTERS WERE "STOOD UP"? HUH? THE COAST GUARD BEGAN "ADDRESSING" THE "ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES". GREAT, DON'T STOP THE LEAK, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. SALAZAR (WITH OR WITHOUT HAT IS UNKNOWN) WAS INSERTED TO "HELP ASSIST COORDINATE" - COORDINATE WHAT - NO PHYSICAL RESOURCES WERE IN PLAY THEY TALKED ON THE PHONE WITH BP EXECUTIVES. (PROBABLY TO THREATEN THEIR BONUSES) THE NATIONAL RESPONSE TEAM (ALL BUREAUCRATS) WAS "ACTIVATED" AND EL PRESIDENTE "MONITORED" THE SITUATION. AND YET THE OIL KEPT COMING. GO FIGURE..

NOWHERE IS THERE ANY ATTEMPT TO HELP ACTUALLY TURN OFF THE LEAK OR CONTAIN THE SPILL. EVEN THE DETERGENT THEY SPREAD JUST MADE THINGS WORSE.

the feds had exactly NO, none, zip, nada, zilch FIRE BOOMS ON THE GULF COAST.

PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE ANYWAY. ALL THEY DO IS GET RID OF SPILLED OIL.

 

I ADMIT IT. THIS SITE HAS PICKED ON OBAMA. IT WOULDN'T BE NECESSARY TO DO IT EXCEPT SOME HOW THIS INEXPERIENCED STREET HUSTLER GOT ELECTED. IN A SENSE OF FAIRNESS I WILL NOW PICK ON THE TYPES WHO PUT HIM THERE. IN THAT VEIN (OR VAIN, IF ONE IS TALKING ABOUT OBAMA) I GIVE YOU "TYPICAL GOVERMENT EMPLOYEEE UNION MEMBER. UNION THUGGERY

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN ANSWER...UNION THUGGERY

"GEE WHIZ, MOM. WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE AUNION THUG!!!"

"JOHNNY, THEY AIN'T GROWN UP. THEY JUST GOT BIGGER. NOW SUT UP AND EAT THE GOVERMENT CHEESE""

 

THIS JUST IN: PRESIDENT B. HUSSEIN OBAMA CANCELS PLAN TO VISIT SOUTHERN COAST REGARDING OIL SPILL

WHEN ASKED WHY HE CANCELLED HIS TRIP,THE PRESIDENT (OF SOME OF THE PEOPLE) WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"WELL, I WANT TO MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR. THERE ARE SOME FOLKS WHO SAY I SHOULD BE GOING DOWN THERE. AND I PLANNED TO. HAD THE BEST INTENTIONS. WHEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS "GULF" AND NOT "GOLF" I SAID TO MYSELF, WTF??? I'D JUST BE GETTING ALL THAT OIL AND &%(%^ ON MY FINE WHITE AND BLACK FOOTJOY E-COMFORT SHOES. ANYWAY, THE DAMN SPILL IS BUSH'S FAULT. IT HAS TO DO WITH OIL AND WE ALL KNOW HIS FAMILY IS UP TO THEIR KEISTERS IN OIL"

BIGFOOT FAMILY SIGHTED

STUNNING PHOTO CLEARLY DEPICTS FAMILY OF BIG FOOT CREATURES.

PHOTO SHOWS THREE LARGE, UGLY APE-LIKE CREATURES FROLICING IN THE WOODS NEAR ASHEVILLE NORTH CAROLINA. LOCAL CHARACTER AND MOONSHINE HISTORIAN JIMMY JOE WALLACE DESCRIBED THE EVENTS LEADING UP TO HIS TAKING THE RARE PHOTO.

"WELL, YA ALL GOTTA REELIZE THEM CRITTERS IS USUALLY PURTY SHY. BUT I HEARD THE RUCKUS AND TURNED, QUICK AS A SKUNK CAUGHT IN A RAIL MOUNTED TACTICAL LIGHT ON MY VARMIT GUN, AND SAW THESE THREE SHAGGY CREATURES MOVIN' THRU THA HOLLER. I KNOWED RIGHT AT ONC'T THEY WAS BIGFOOTS. ACTIN' STRANGE EVEN FOR SUCH AS THEM. SO I JES TOOK A PICTURE SO NO ONE WOULD THINK IZE NUTS. BOY OH BOY DID THEY STINK."

A LARGE POLICE PRESENCE SOON SWARMED THE SCENE BUT NO CAPTURES WERE MADE.

EXTRA: LATEST UPDATE. TWO BIGFOOT CREATURES IDENTIFIED AS BARACK H. AND MICHELLE OBAMA. DECLARED BY HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES TO NOT BE BIGFOOT CREATURES. THIRD CREATURE ESCAPED BUT IS THOUGHT TO BE NANCY PELOSI IN AN UNINHIBTED DISPLAY OF HER PUCKISHNESS.

IN A RECENT, EXQUISITELY RESEARCHED, WELL THOUGHT OUT, PAPER COMBINING THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT ASPECTS OF HUMAN INQUIRY, THE ASTOUNDINGLY BRILLIANT MUSLIM CLERIC (A SENIOR CLERIC INDEED) HOJATOLESLAM KAZEM SEDIGHI HAS ANSWERED THE AGE OLD QUESTION "WHAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES" BY NOW, YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER (AND WHY THIS MORON IS UP HERE) - SKIN!!!. NOT JUST ANY OLD SKIN, BUT FEMALE SKIN.

BUT, BEFORE WE ARE TOO HARSH ON THIS STERLING EXAMPLE OF WHY ISLAMIC CONTROLLED NATIONS WILL SOON BE CELEBRATING THE NINTH CENTURY, IT IS CLEAR THAT HE HAS FALLEN PREY TO THE HARDY-WEINBERG EQUATION OR, MORE PROBABLY THE HASTY GENERALIZATION FALLACY. PUT SIMPLY, THIS OLD FART ACTAULLY ONE TIME SAW SOME FEMALE SKIN, PERHAPS AN ANKLE, OR A SLIP OF THE VEIL REVEALED A SIDE VIEW OF A NOSE, AND HE FELT THE EARTH MOVE. THE INSIGHT AS TO EARTHQUAKES MUST HAVE BEEM INSTANTANEOUS. SKIN CAUSES EARTHQUAKES. THIS IS OFTEN CALLED "a dicto secundum quid ad dictum simpliciter" ACTAULLY ITS NOT, BUT SEDIGHI JUST LIKES SAYING DICTO AND DICTUM.

IT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENCE AS ANYTHING ELSE HE PROBABLY BELIEVES. THERE IS JUST ONE PROBLEM. IF THEY KEEP ALL THEIR WOMERN IN GARBAGE BAGS, WHY DO THEY STILL GET SO MANY EARTHQAUKES IN IRAN, IRAQ, TURKEY, AFGHANISTAN, PAKISTAN AND ALL THOSE OTHER STANS.

HOJATOLESLAM WITH HIS "PIN UP GIRLS"

COMING SOON AT A LOONY BIN NEAR YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT VOLCANOES

ACORN STILL POLLUTES THE UNIVERSE

BERTHA BABY. NICE LANGUAGE. IF THIS SITE USED YOUR CIVIL SENSIBILITIES AND EURUDITE VOABULARY TO DESCIBE YOU THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE A POLITICAL GROUP YOU ARE AFRAID OF (TEA PARTIES) , IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE "FAT, UGLY, OUT OF DATE, PARANOID RABBLE ROUSING LOAD OF CRAP" BUT WE WOULD NEVER USE THAT TYPE OF LANGAUGE. WE WILL JUST SAY "YOU PROBABLY ARE NOT CAPABLE OF BETTER" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

AND WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE MCCARTHY ERA, ANYWAY?. JOE WAS RIGHT. THERE ACTUALLY WERE A LOAD OF COMMIE (SOCIALISTS AS YOU WOULD CALL THEM) IN THE GOVERMENT - COURTESY OF THE DEMOCRATS - WHO ELSE??? CHECK OUT VINONA.

BTW - WAY TO GO LOSING ALL YOUR FUNDING - AGAIN. THE TAXPAYERS THANK YOU FOR PULLING (HOWEVER INADVERTANTLY), YOUR BIG MOUTH OUT OF THE PUBLIC TROUGH.

ACORN - CHECK IT OUT

FATIMA AL DAHER - FREE SPEECH ADVOCATE?? SORRY. I COULD FIND NO EVIDENCE OF THIS.

OR ANTI-SEMITIC LEFT WING THUG? HER MEMBERSHIP IN THIS HATE GROUP HAS BEEN SHOVED DOWN TH EMEMORY HOLE.

RICK SANCHEZ - REAL?

OR MERELY AN ANAMATRONIC BEING DESIGNED TO MAKE US LAUGH?

YOU DECIDE

THIS MAN IS AN IDIOT. HERE ARE TWO CLIPS OF HIM TALKING ABOUT GEOLOGICAL NEWS.

IN THE FIRST HE ALMOST HYPERVENTILATES BECAUSE HE IS AS EXCITED AS A PUPPY. BUT HAS NO $&@#*($ CLUE HOW TO TRANSLATE 9 METERS INTO "ENGLISH" I KEPT HOPING THE SCIENTIST WOULD EITHER JUST WALK AWAY OR BREAK OUT LAUGHING.

IN THE SECOND HE APPEARS CONFUSED THAT A VOLCANO CAN EXIST IN "ICELAND" ALL THAT SNOW AND STUFF. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. AND HE GETS PAID FOR THIS NONSENSE.

RICK. BABY. YOU JUST IDENTIFIED THE GALAPAGOS ISLANDS. HAWAII IS ABOUT

6000 MILES AWAY.

 

BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. AL QUEDA IS TRYING TO GET NUCLEAR WEAPONS - HILARY CLINTON.

DO NOT BE AFRAID. THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO SCARE US - WASHINGTON POST REPORTER FAREED ZACHARIA

IS IT JUST

ME, OR DOES THIS REPORTER LOOK A LOT LIKE THE TRO LO LO SINGER

HILARY ...............ZACHARIA

RUN AND SCREAM....DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY

 

CONGRESSMAN BART STUPAK ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT TODAY. HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO DEVOTE ALL HIS TIME TO LOOKING FOR HIS GONADS. THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED AROUND THE TIME HE SOLD OUT AND VOTED FOR OBAMACARE.

In case you forgot, Stupak is the cretin who accepted an "executive order" signed by Obama to induce him to sell out. That "order" is worth less than most other Obama promises. It actually contained language within its own text declaring that it was a worthless piece of crap.

SEC.4(c) "(c) This Executive Order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity against the United States, its departments, agencies, entities, officers, employees or agents, or any other person."

OK. WHY THE HECK NOT??? ALL THAT WAS

MISSING WAS THE RED CLOWN-NOSE

SO BAD I EXPECTED HER TO LOOK AT HER FEET DURING THE ROUTINE

WHO IS THE BETTER DANCER???

KATE??? OR THE "MONSTER"

[SKIP AHEAD TO 3;15 ON VIDEO]

"PINCH" SULZBERGER, OWNER OF THE FORMER NEWSPAPER, "THE NEW YORK TIMES" SEEN HERE WITH HIS NEW "BABE" REGRETTED THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST BOMBERS HADN'T BLOWN UP MORE. IN AN EFFORT TO PROVE HIS POINT THAT "THIS IS THE NEW BONNY AND CLYDE AND IS GREAT PUBLICITY" HE PUT THEM ON THE FRONT OF THE SOON TO BE BANKRUPT NEW YORK TIMES.

UPDATE: 4-4-10 (ALSO REFERRED TO EVERYWHERE BUT DAVENPORT IOWA AS EASTER)

DAVENPORT CITY COUNCIL STAKES OUT POSITION IN POWER PLAY WITH GOD OVER RE-NAMING OF GOOD FRIDAY TO SPRING HOLIDAY. CRAIG MALIN, CITY MANAGER, STATED "Any change would first require a full vote by the city council. " GOD WAS NOT AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, HOWEVER, THE WATER IS STILL RISING..

I TRIED. BUT I COULD NOT FIND THE ENTIRE 17 MINUTE ANSWER TO A QUESTION FROM A LADY NAMED DORIS, TELLING THIS BLOVIATING ASSHOLE THAT WE ARE OVERTAXED. SO HERE IS THE BEST I COULD DO. IT IS IN TWO PARTS

FIRST PART OF ANSWER ............ ====>

GOD HELP US ALL

.SECOND PART OF ANSWER

CONGRESS RATES IN THE LOW TEENS IN APPROVAL. THIS VIDEO IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHY

IF THIS SON OF A BITCH WON'T STAND BY HIS OATH TO support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic THEN HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

HERE IS ANOTHER STERLING EXAMPLE OF THE FREAKS AND MORONS (EXCLUSIVELY DEMOCRATS) THAT MAKE CONGRESS THE CIRCUS IT IS. HANK JOHNSON (D. GA)

CONGRATS TO THE MILITARY GUY FOR KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE.

JOHNSON ALSO VOTED AGAINST DRILLING IN ANWAR BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IT WOULD POKE A HOLE IN THE EARTH'S CRUST AND "LET ALL THE AIR OUT OF THE BIG BLUE BALL WE ALL LIVE ON"

update: 4-4-10 IT HAS BEEN LEARNED THAT MRS. HIGGINS HAD SOLD A GERBIL TO A TEEN WITH LEARNING DISABILITIES.. THE LAD IS NOW BEING GROOMED FOR A LEADERSHIP POSITION IN THE TRAFFORD COUNCIL. Trafford Council defended the decision to prosecute, noting that the gerbil sold to the teenager with learning difficulties -- who was also 14 -- was put in a cup of coffee. IT WAS NOT KNOWN WHO PLACED THE UNFORTUNATE RODENT IN THE CUP, IF THERE WAS COFFEE IN THE CUP AT THE TIME OR WHETHER THE GERBIL COULD SWIM. THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES. RICHARD GERE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

Iain Veitch, Head of Public Protection, said: "The evidence presented for this conviction clearly demonstrates that it is irresponsible to sell animals to those who are not old enough to look after them."

GREAT GRANNY PET SHOP OWNER ARRESTED, CONVICTED AND FORBIDDEN TO GO TO ROD STEWART CONCERT BECAUSE SHE SOLD A GOLDFISH TO A 13 YEAR OLD UNDERCOVER PUKE. WHAT??? THE KID DIDN'T HAVE A PARENT TO MONITOR HIM AS HE POSSESSED THE FISH?

SO. IAIN VEITCH AND THE ENTIRE TRAFFORD COUNCIL - GET A LIFE. NO PHOTO OF VEITCH - HE WAS JUST TO UGLY.

ON A MUCH MORE INTERESTING NOTE THESE SAME JACKASSES RE-HIRED AN EMPLOYEE OF THE COUNCIL WHO STOLE OVER $100,000 FROM THE COUNCIL, CONFESSED AND WAS CONVICTED. THEY SAID HE REALLY WAS OF LOW INTELLIGENCE AND THAT TYPE OF EMPLOYEE WAS REALLY HARD TO FIND AND FIT COMPLETELY WITH THEIR BUSINESS MODEL

.

JOAN HIGGINS - FISH SELLER (NOT A CRIMINAL)


FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, AND RIDICULE, I PRESENT TO YOU

TWO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE EASTER - AND WHO HAVE ABOUT THE SAME IQ.

DAVENPORT IOWA CITY MANAGER CRAIG MALIN AND . . .WELL. JUST ROLL-OVER THE PHOTO

IT APPEARS THAT BY RENAMING THE "GOOD FRIDAY" TO "Spring Holiday." MR. MALIN HAS SCEWED THE POLICE UNION OUT OF IT'S TIME AND A HALF PAY FOR THE PRIOR HOLY DAY. MR. MALIN APPEARS NOT TO REALIZE THAT SPRING COMES ON MARCH 21 OR 22. PUTTING THE LIE TO THE POLITICALLY CORRECT ALIBI THAT IT HURT THE FEELINGS OF SOME PEOPLE TO CALL IT GOOD FRIDAY, I PREDICT THAT WITHIN ONE YEAR THE LOCAL DRUIDS AND PAGANS AND GAIA FREAKS WILL BE DANCING NAKED AROUND A FLAG POLE IN FRONT OF CITY HALL. MR. MALIN ALSO DOES NOT LIKE NAKED DANCING

WORLD'S BIGGEST HORSES ASS (EXCEPT FOR HARRY REID WHO THINKS HE CAN MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE HE IS "NRA ALL THE WAY" JUST BY A PHOTO OP

SEN. BEN NELSON

SOLD HIS SOUL, IF HE ACTUALLY HAS ONE, ON HEALTHCARE FOR THE "CORNHUSKER KICKBACK" AND THEN WHEN

ALL THE SEWAGE HAD SETTLED, HE GOT NOTHING!!

UNIVERSITY OF OTTOWA STUDENT RIOT CELEBRATES NEW "DECLARATION OF STUDENT RIGHTS "

THE STUDENTS, CHANTING "Together, let's create a climate of freedom, fairness and respect." RIOTED TO PREVENT AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE GODDESS ANN COULTER FROM GIVING A SPEECH THAT WOULD HAVE ALTERNATIVELY CONFUSED THEM, PISSED THEM OFF OR MADE THEM FEEL LIKE THE REAL MORONS THEY ARE. ALL IT TAKES TO GET INTO THIS "13TH GRADE" TYPE OF SCHOOL IS A 70% HIGH SCHOOL AVERAGE. CANADIAN HIGH SCHOOL!!! THAT IS SORT OF LIKE A PASSING GRADE AT THE SCHOOL I TOOK MY DOG TO SO HE WOULDN'T PEE ON THE RUG.

I PUT THIS PICTURE OF SCOTT MURPHY UP HERE JUST BECAUSE HE PISSED ME OFF. HE SENT A &$*(@ BED-BUG RESPONSE TO MY E-MAIL ABOUT HIS YES VOTE ON OBAMACARE. DOES HE THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID???

HE IS. THE MORON DIDN'T EVEN GET A GOOD BRIBE FOR SELLING OUT

OBAMACARE INCLUDES IMMEDIATE TAX ON TANNING SALONS. HUH???

THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY...I JUST CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ONIT...SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER USE A TANNING SALON

BUT HE SHOULD - HE SEEMS TO BE GETTING LIGHTER, MORE ARTICULATE,. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

BART STUPAK---MORE LIKE $*%^ BART SIMPSON.

WOULD ANY SANE PERSON ACCEPT A "PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER", ESPECIALLY FROM A DOUCHEBAG LIKE OBAMA, AND ESPECIALLY ON A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE??? (c) This Executive Order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity against ...TEXT

THE ACCOMPANYING PHOTO CATCHES THE VERY MOMENT WHEN STUPIDPAK GLANCES DOWN AND NOTICES HIS GONADS ARE GONE. WHAT A PITY

YOU DON'T NEED TO TEACH AN OL' DOG NEW TRICKS.

ALCEE HASTINGS (I REFUSE TO PUT 'HONORABLE' ANYWHERE NEAR HIS NAME) WAS APPOINTED FEDERAL JUDGE BY JIMMY CARTER. HE THEN GOT HIS ASS IMPEACHED FOR BRIBERY. (ABOUT AS LOW AS ONE CAN GET)

NOW, TO PARAPHRASE THE MEXICAN BANDITOS IN TREASURE OF SIERRA MADRE HE SAYS

"WE DON NEED NO STINKING RULES" THIS MAN IS A DISCRACE. PERIOD.

THE TRUE STORY CAN NOW BE TOLD.

MARJORIE MARGOLIES-MEZVINSKY, A CONGRESS-WOMAN FROM PHILLY WAS THE LAST ONE TO VOTE ON THE FIRST CLINTON BUDGET IN 1993. THE CLINTON TEAM WHEEDELED HER. THEY CAJOLED HER. THEY NUDGED HER. BUT SHE WOULD NOT BUDGE THEN!!! IN A DRAMATIC MOMENT NOT SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN (ALTHOUGH SHE WAS) THEY PHYSICALLY WALKED HER TO THE PODIUM TO CAST THE DECIDING VOTE.

NOW IT BECOMES CLEAR WHAT THEY PROMISED HER. THEIR FIRST BORN CHELSEA. WHAT A DEAL. SHE VOTES FOR THE BUDGET BILL AND THEY PROMISE THEIR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HER DUMBASS SON. EVERYONE WINS. EXCEPT CHELSEA. BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE AN INFLATABLE GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY. BETCHA SHE WEARS A PANTSUIT WEDDING GOWN!

EVEN AFTER 40 YEARS OF DUMBED DOWN LIBERAL PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION THE FINE SUPPORTERS OF OBAMA AT HIS OHIO HEALTH CARE SPEECH IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD WHEN HE PROMISED "EMPLOYER HEALTH CARE PREMIUMS WILL DROP 3,000 PERCENT"

SO, FOR BEING SUCH KOOL-AID DRINKING, DUMB AS DOORKNOBS, PARASITIC, UNION-LOVING, NON-PRODUCTIVE, WHINY MATH CHALLENGED MORONS ---THEY ALL GET THE RED NOSE.

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IT IS TRUE!!!

HE REALLY IS THE ONE WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

ROTFLMFAO HA HA HA HAHAHA!

THERE'S NEVER A COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.

THIRD NEW YORK STATE POLICE HEAD RESIGNS IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS.

SECOND HEAD TO RESIGN IN LESS

THAN TWO WEEKS. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON???

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT NANCY PELOSI COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER SHE ANNOUNCES "WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT IS IN IT." ! WTF IS SHE REALLY THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID? CAN SHE DRESS HERSELF? DOES SHE NEED A DRIBBLE CUP? OR MAYBE A DRIVEL CUP. AND THIS %&*#@*^ MORON IS SECOND IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT!!! CLICK FOR AUDIO

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT NEW YORK COULDN'T GET MORE WEIRD, SOON TO BE EX-CONGRESSMAN MASSA (DEMOCRAT, OF COURSE) UPS THE ANTE. HIS ACCOMPLICE, RHAMBO EMANUEL GETS A DIS-HONORABLE MENTION FOR NAKED AGRESSION.

NEW YORK STATE IS A VERY COMPETITIVE AREA FOR NATIONAL LAUGHING STOCK PRE-EMINENCE. IN THE RUNNING ARE EX-GOV. SPITZER (CLIENT 9), EX-SENATE LEADER BRUNO (FED FRAUD CONVICTION), EX (SOON I HOPE) -REP. CHARLIE RANGLE (TAX EVASION), EX-REP. ERIC MASSA (BOY LOVE) EX- STATE SENATOR MONSERRATTE (GIRL-FRIEND BASHING),DAVID JOHNSON (GIRLFRIEND BASHING);STATE POLICE HEAD HARRY CORBIT (WITNESS INTIMIDATION OF BASHED JOHNSON GIRLFRIEND), PREVIOUS STATE POLICE HEA PRESTON FELTON (DSPYING ON BRUNO),FORMER CHIEF JUSTICE WACHTLER (EX-GIRLFRIEND DAUGHTER STALKING), FLOYD FLAKE, GREGORY MEEKS & MALCOM SMITH (CRONY BID RIGGING FOR VIDEO GAMBLING) (KATRINA SCANDAL), ES-COMPTROLLER ALAN HEVESI ($$$ FRAUD), ES-REP VITO FOSELLA (ONE TOO MANY FAMILIES), BERNIE KERIK (EXCESSIVE EGO AND PERJURY), EX-DEMOCRAT LEADER CLARENCE NORMAM (EXTORTION); EX-ASSEMBLYMAN McLAUGHLIN (RACKETEERING AND STEALING FROM LITTLE LEAGUE); NEW YORK SURROGATE NORA ANDERSON (ELECTED AND SUSPENDED CAMPAIGN FRAUD). THE LIST IS ENDLESS. BUT GOV. PATERSON WINS FOR CONSISTENT EFFORT.

Michelle Obama announced today the resignation of that other woman in the White House, Desiree Rogers, saying "When she took this position, we asked Desiree to help make sure that the White House truly is the People's House, and she did that by welcoming scores of everyday Americans through its doors. Trouble is TOO many people got in while she partied with the power people instead of doing her goddamn job. I still can't believe she let those two scammer horsey people in. What she be thinking."

THIS JUST IN: NY Governor, for now, DAVID PATERSON, seeing Rogers with her crown and magic wand offered her a job as Queen of Albany in an attempt to forestall having to resign because he screwed up so badly as Governor. He also noticed she was a "hot chick."

SUDANESE RULERS ARE GENOCIDAL ISLAMIST MANIACS. SCOTT GRATION IS OUR ENVOY TO SUDAN. IN TYPICAL KUMBAYA LUNACY HE BELIEVES IF WE GIVE THEM COOKIES EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PLEASURE - I GIVE YOU ERIC "IN OVER HIS HEAD" HOLDER.

THIS CLOWN IS OUR ATTORNEY GENERAL. WORST ONE SINCE JANET RENO (DAMN, THAT WAS REALLY BAD)

WHADDAYABET ERIC BABY IS THE NEXT ONE THROWN UNDER THE OBAMABUS

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE LOOKS LIKE "VENUS FLYTRAP" FROM WKRP. (Sorry Mr. Reid)

ON A LIGHTER NOTE, SAN FRANCISCO HAS A MANDATORY COMPOST GARBAGE SEPARATION SCHEME - ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE "FEED A RAT" PROGRAM.

TOO BAD FOR THE PEOPLE, THOUGH. IN ADDITION TO THE STINK, COMPOSTING GIVES OFF METHANE, (CH4) WHICH IS 21 TIMES MORE POTENT THAN CO2 AND NITROUS OXIDE (N 2O) WHICH IS 270 TIMES MORE POTENT AS A GREEN HOUSE GAS. IT ALSO GIVES OFFAMONIAC (NH3) EMISSIONS.. ON THE PLUS SIDE??? IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY ABOUT YOURSELF.

NANCY "EVITA" PELOSI ON HEALTH CARE TAKEOVER.---"We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will pole vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed for their own damn good"

THIS PHOTO IS REALLY HARD TO RELATE TO. I WOULD TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING WITTY BUT IT IS JUST TOO SAD. JUST READ ALL ABOUT IT. WITH VIDEO.

WHAT A PATHETIC PERSON.

OUR GOD-LIKE ORATOR :)

THIS, Dr Murari Lal , IUS THE CLOWN WHO GOT THE OTHER CLOWNS AT THE U.N. TO BELIEVE THE HIMALAYAN GLACIERS WERE TOAST. NO STUDY. NO SCIENCE. NO PEER REVIEW. JUST AN ARTICLE IN AN "OMNI" LIKE MAGAZINE, CITING AN UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT BY THIS GUY. THE U.N. GOES APESHIT. THE END OF THE WORLD, OF COURSE.

OOOPS!!!

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE OLIVER "President Ford didn't trip . . .he was pushed" STONE, THE RESIDENT PARANOID NUT JOBMOVIE DIRECTOR. IS NOW GOING TO DO A JOB THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD TACKLE - PUT HITLER IN CONTEXT. IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME. HE IS THEN CONTEXTUALIZING STALIN AND MAO.

"ONLY A GREAT MIND SUCH AS STONE'S COULD APPRECIATE THE MIS-UNDERSTOOD INVASION OF POLAND, CONQUEST OF FRANCE, RUSSIA, AND A LOAD OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THE ATTEMPTED EXTERMINATION OF THE JEWS, GYPSIES AND GAYS, AND THE DEATHS OF OVER 20,000,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN PROPER CONTEXT" FARQUAD NURCHE - NEW YORK TIMES FILM CRITIC.

MR. STONE, WHOSE FILM "TITANIC - The TRUE Story" PROVED THAT I.R.A FISHERMEN, FINANCED BY THE FREE-MASONS, USING ROWBOATS TOWED THE ICEBERG IN FRONT OF THE WHITE STAR LINER USING ROPE PROVIDED BY THE POPE.

HIS NEXT, AND HOPEFULLY FINAL, FILM WILL TACKLE THE QUESTION - WHO IS THE REAL OLIVER STONE AND WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN HIS BODY

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WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM LAS VEGAS IS A BIGOT AND A RACIST. WHO KNEW? THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN HILLARY CLINTON STARTED GO'N ALL EBONICS ON US WHEN SHE SPOKE TO GROUPS OF BLACKS.

IN A STATEMENT RELEASED BY REID'S PRESS FLACK HE CLAIMED THAT HIS STATEMENT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND HE WAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GIVING A REVIEW OF PORGY AND BESS.

IN AN ATTEMPT TO MOLLIFY VARIOUS RACE LEADERS, REID INVITED A DOZEN OR SO TO HIS DESERT COMPOUND. HE MET WITH THEM IN ORDER OF HOW DARK THEY WERE

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I GIVE YOU PETER (APPROPRIATE NAME AS IT TURNS OUT) ORSZAG. HE HAS A) ONE EX-WIFE; B) TWO EX-CHILDREN WITH EX-WIFE; ONE EX-GIRLFRIEND IN A "COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP"; C) ONE EX-BABY GIRL WITH EX-COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL D) NEW YOUNGER, MUCH YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND - UNKNOWN IF THIS IS A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL AND THE JOB OF HEAD OF OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. I GUESS, JUST READ IT ALL HERE.

THE SYSTEM WORKED!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *@#% MIND???

JANET "I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS" NAPOLITANO ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT THE BOMBER ON THE DETROIT FLIGHT.

"the system worked" and "everything happened that should have."

SHE ALSO ISSUED THE ENTIRE NATION A COMFORTING PAT ON THE HEAD

AND A "THERE. THERE. IT'S ALRIGHT"

WHICH IS MORE HUMILIATING?? GOING TO COPENHAGEN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HAVING TO BEG TO BE LET INTO A MEETING WITH THE "BIG BOYS" - AND THEN NOT HAVING A CHAIR!!! "U.S. President Barack Obama walking uninvited into a meeting of Prime Ministers of China and India and Presidents of Brazil and South Africa"

OR BEING AN AMERICAN WHO ELECTED THIS MORON AS PRESIDENT? HUH!!! OBAMA WAS OVERHEARD SAYING "I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GET IN. CAN I? PLEASE? PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!! I'VE GOT COOKIES! WELL, ACTUALLY BILLIONS OF MY IDIOT TAXPAYER'S DOLLARS. WE CAN ALL SHARE AND PLAY NICE! I'LL SIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO AND I WON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. I PROMISE."

IAN CRY, OOPS, I MEANT IAN FRY, REPRESENTATIVE FOR TUVALU AT COPENHAGEN,FEARS RISING OCEANS AND CRYS ABOUT IT. HOWEVER, THIS CREEP LIVES IN QUEANBEYAN,AUSTRALIA, 150 MILES FROM THE OCEAN. "I woke up this morning crying, and that's not easy for a grown man to admit," NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE IS A LAWYER!!!

ENTIRE MMGW "CABAL" CLIMATE HOAX EXPOSED.

"We are not REAl scientists. We just play them on TV."

PHONY DATA. PHONY PREMISE.

THEY ALL GET RICH

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS THE FACES OF EVIL

ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER CYNICALLY DECLARES

9-11 ATTACK A "CRIME". READ ABOUT TRAITOR LYNNE STEWART

TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TERRORISTS IN A CRIMINAL COURT