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NANCY "EVITA" PELOSI ON HEALTH CARE TAKEOVER.---"We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will pole vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed for their own damn good"
 

THIS PHOTO IS REALLY HARD TO RELATE TO. I WOULD TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING WITTY BUT IT IS JUST TOO SAD. JUST READ ALL ABOUT IT. WITH VIDEO.

WHAT A PATHETIC PERSON.

OUR GOD-LIKE ORATOR :)

   

THIS, Dr Murari Lal , IUS THE CLOWN WHO GOT THE OTHER CLOWNS AT THE U.N. TO BELIEVE THE HIMALAYAN GLACIERS WERE TOAST. NO STUDY. NO SCIENCE. NO PEER REVIEW. JUST AN ARTICLE IN AN "OMNI" LIKE MAGAZINE, CITING AN UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT BY THIS GUY. THE U.N. GOES APESHIT. THE END OF THE WORLD, OF COURSE.

OOOPS!!!

 
LOOK, BAMA BABY. THE NO TIE LOOK IS GREAT. MAN OF THE PEOPLE AND ALL THAT CRAP. BUT FOR ALLAH'S SAKE, BUTTON THE OTHER BUTTONS. YOU LOOK LIKE LIKE A FREAKING WAITER ON A CRUISE SHIP.  

SO. WHO ACTUALLY IS THE BIGGER MORON. PAT ROBERTSON BLAMES THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE ON A "PACT WITH THE DEVIL". ON THE OTHER HAND, DANNY GLOVER BLAMES IT ON "GAIA" BECAUSE ALL THE RICH WHITE ICE PEOPLE" SCREWED UP AND DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH A DAMN THING AT THE COPENHAGEN GLOBAL WARMING SUMMIT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT??? IT KIND OF MAKES ONE FEEL PRETTY SMART BY COMPARISON.

ONE IS A SO-CALLED MAN OF GOD. THE OTHER A BRAIN DEAD JERK WHO MAKES A LIVING SAYING WORDS WRITTEN BY OTHER PEOPLE. HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET SO FAMOUS

DO YOU THINK EITHER ONE GAVE EVEN A MOMENTS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BABY???

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE OLIVER "President Ford didn't trip . . .he was pushed" STONE, THE RESIDENT PARANOID NUT JOBMOVIE DIRECTOR. IS NOW GOING TO DO A JOB THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD TACKLE - PUT HITLER IN CONTEXT. IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME. HE IS THEN CONTEXTUALIZING STALIN AND MAO.

"ONLY A GREAT MIND SUCH AS STONE'S COULD APPRECIATE THE MIS-UNDERSTOOD INVASION OF POLAND, CONQUEST OF FRANCE, RUSSIA, AND A LOAD OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THE ATTEMPTED EXTERMINATION OF THE JEWS, GYPSIES AND GAYS, AND THE DEATHS OF OVER 20,000,000 INNOCENT PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN PROPER CONTEXT" FARQUAD NURCHE - NEW YORK TIMES FILM CRITIC.

MR. STONE, WHOSE FILM "TITANIC - The TRUE Story" PROVED THAT I.R.A FISHERMEN, FINANCED BY THE FREE-MASONS, USING ROWBOATS TOWED THE ICEBERG IN FRONT OF THE WHITE STAR LINER USING ROPE PROVIDED BY THE POPE.

HIS NEXT, AND HOPEFULLY FINAL, FILM WILL TACKLE THE QUESTION - WHO IS THE REAL OLIVER STONE AND WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN HIS BODY.

WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM LAS VEGAS IS A BIGOT AND A RACIST. WHO KNEW? THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHY HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN HILLARY CLINTON STARTED GO'N ALL EBONICS ON US WHEN SHE SPOKE TO GROUPS OF BLACKS.

IN A STATEMENT RELEASED BY REID'S PRESS FLACK HE CLAIMED THAT HIS STATEMENT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND HE WAS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GIVING A REVIEW OF PORGY AND BESS.

IN AN ATTEMPT TO MOLLIFY VARIOUS RACE LEADERS, REID INVITED A DOZEN OR SO TO HIS DESERT COMPOUND. HE MET WITH THEM IN ORDER OF HOW DARK THEY WERE.

I GIVE YOU PETER (APPROPRIATE NAME AS IT TURNS OUT) ORSZAG. HE HAS A) ONE EX-WIFE; B) TWO EX-CHILDREN WITH EX-WIFE; ONE EX-GIRLFRIEND IN A "COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP"; C) ONE EX-BABY GIRL WITH EX-COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL D) NEW YOUNGER, MUCH YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND - UNKNOWN IF THIS IS A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPL AND THE JOB OF HEAD OF OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET. WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON. I GUESS, JUST READ IT ALL HERE.

THE SYSTEM WORKED!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *@#% MIND???

JANET "I HAVE MY HEAD UP MY ASS" NAPOLITANO ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT ABOUT THE BOMBER ON THE DETROIT FLIGHT.

"the system worked" and "everything happened that should have."

SHE ALSO ISSUED THE ENTIRE NATION A COMFORTING PAT ON THE HEAD AND A "THERE. THERE. IT'S ALRIGHT"

WHICH IS MORE HUMILIATING?? GOING TO COPENHAGEN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HAVING TO BEG TO BE LET INTO A MEETING WITH THE "BIG BOYS" - AND THEN NOT HAVING A CHAIR!!! "U.S. President Barack Obama walking uninvited into a meeting of Prime Ministers of China and India and Presidents of Brazil and South Africa"

OR BEING AN AMERICAN WHO ELECTED THIS MORON AS PRESIDENT? HUH!!! OBAMA WAS OVERHEARD SAYING "I REALLY REALLY WANT TO GET IN. CAN I? PLEASE? PLEASE? I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!! I'VE GOT COOKIES! WELL, ACTUALLY BILLIONS OF MY IDIOT TAXPAYER'S DOLLARS. WE CAN ALL SHARE AND PLAY NICE! I'LL SIT ANYWHERE YOU WANT ME TO AND I WON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. I PROMISE."

IAN CRY, OOPS, I MEANT IAN FRY, REPRESENTATIVE FOR TUVALU AT COPENHAGEN,FEARS RISING OCEANS AND CRYS ABOUT IT. HOWEVER, THIS CREEP LIVES IN QUEANBEYAN,AUSTRALIA, 150 MILES FROM THE OCEAN. "I woke up this morning crying, and that's not easy for a grown man to admit," NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE IS A LAWYER!!!

ENTIRE MMGW "CABAL" CLIMATE HOAX EXPOSED.

"We are not REAl scientists. We just play them on TV."

PHONY DATA. PHONY PREMISE.

THEY ALL GET RICH

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS THE FACES OF EVIL

ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER CYNICALLY DECLARES

9-11 ATTACK A "CRIME". READ ABOUT TRAITOR LYNNE STEWART

TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TERRORISTS IN A CRIMINAL COURT

SCIENTISTS ANSWER RIDDLE OF OBAMA BOWING EISODES

OBAMA IS WORLD'S ONLY SUPERBOWER!

HE HAS NO BACKBONE

THE APTLY NAMED BRIAN "CASHMAN", GM OF THE FABULOUS NEW YORK YANKEES

STANDING IN FRONT OF THE FIELD HE WILL BE PLAYING ON ALL BY HIMSELF

even if Hideki Matsui and Johnny Damon had gone 20 for 20

in the World Series with 10 home runs apiece, it would not change the teams thinking about how it

would deal with the two impending free agents.

COLUMBIA UNIV. PROF. (ARCHITECTURE) PUNCHES FELLOW EMPLOYEE

THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHETHER HE IS A SEXIST, A RACIST OR JUST A JERK

IN THIS PROBABLY VERY INACCURATE DEPICTION

OF THE EVENT, PROF. LIONEL McINTYRE WORKS HIS ELITEIST MAGIC .

TURNS OUT THE ARGUMENT WAS ABOUT RACIAL ISSUES. HE RESPONDED APPROPRIATELY AND BITCH SLAPPED HER

SPECIAL ALERT: DEMOCRAT LEADER ADMITS HEALTHCARE TO BE AN EXPENSIVE, BANKRUPTING, SOCIALIST WEALTH TRANSFER

COMPARES IT TO SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE - BOTH CIRCLING THE DRAIN. HANG ON TO YOUR WALLETS

THIS IS THE FACE OF EVIL

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I waited. It seemed like just to easy a target. SOOO Many morons involved. Didn't want to loose my edge shooting fish in a barrel.

BUT. Then I found the PHOTO!!! that just about sums up the entire Nobel Peace Prize phenomena. A gift from the Heavens.

This is the jackass that heads the "Piece" Prize Committee. I am surprised this lecher didn't give onew to Bill CLinton.

Sometimes there are just too many screw-ups involved in a FAIL to list them all.This is one of those times;

Yes. I am talking about the CHICAGO OLYMPICSThe list should start with the Obamas,

Barry and Michelle, then Mayor Daly, Axelrod, Jarrettthe entire rancid crew.

But the most entertaining morons have been selected in the FIRST ROUND to represent them - THE MEDIA. Have a listen.

CNN "PROFESSIONAL" TALKING HEADS "ACE" THE COASTGUARD POTOMAC TEST, MISTAKING A DRILL FOR A *#&$( TERRORIST ATTACK)!!!.
THIS IS ESPECIALLY "SAD" BECAUSE ON THE "REAL" 9-11-2001 ATTACK THEY SEPNT 15 MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF NAVIGATION ERROR CAUSED THE PLANES TO HIT THE TOWERS ( 18:30) EVEN WHILE THE SECOND PLANE FLEW INTOTHE TOWER, ON CAMERA, DIRECTLY BEHIND THE GENIUS TALKING HEAD. (14:40)

NO CAPTION NEEDED ....

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CONNECTICUT LEGISLATORS EARN THEIR MONEY. ...Teddy K. What a piece of &#^$%#

NO COMMENT NEEDED. ---------------------------SENATOR BARBARA BOXER CALLS PEOPLE NAZIS

THIS PUTZ SPEAKS FOR ITSELF------------------OOOPS!!! IT'S ACTUALLY PELOSI --- NO DIFFERENCE

SEE IT

Associate Attorney General Thomas J. Perrelli,

the No. 3 official in the Obama Justice Department,

This is the asshole who made the decision

"We are committed to vigorous enforcement of the laws protecting anyone exercising his or her right to vote." TRACY SCHMALER - U.S. JUSTICE? DEPARTMENT

They then dropped all charges against the Black Panther thugs who blocked a Philly polling place with clubs.

THIS MORONIS ACTUALLY A CONGRESSMAN

WE DON'T NEED TO READ NO STINKIN' BILLS!

WE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM IF WE DID. WE ARE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS MEN. YEAH!!!

I AM JOHN CONYERS. I CAN DANCE AND SHUCK AND JIVE. READING THE BILLS WE PASS WOULD JUST SLOWN THINGS DOWN.

AND I DON'T HAVE TO CARE BECAUSE THE FOOLS THAT SENT ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE CAN'T READ EITHER!

I COULD DO AN ENTIRE WEB SITE ON THIS NONSENSE WITH THE DOWNTRODDEN GATES. I WILL NOT. INSTEAD, BY HIS OWN WORDS, HE EXPOSES HIMSELF AS THE FRAUD HE REALLY IS.

Professor Gates began a detailed account of his own genealogy. He said that in doing so he had discovered he was about "50% white". He said that this was quote, "To my astonishment and horror...".

PROF. GATES GOT ARRESTED

I CAN BE COOL AND JUST ASK THE OFFICER WHY HE IS KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.

OR, AS A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF BLACK STUDIES I CAN THROW A HISSY, MAKE SOME DUMBASS CHALLENGE 'BOUT HIS MAMMA, GIT MY SELF TOSSED IN THE CLINK AND END UP ON SOME DUMBASS TALK SHOW. KEEPIN' IT REAL. YEAH!!

IT WOULDA BEEN EASIER IF'N DA OTHER COPS HADN'T BEEN BRO'S ,MEHBE DAY IS NOT DOWN WIT THE STRUGGLE..

OH, YEAH. DID I MENTION I AM A FULL FREAKING PROFESSOR AT HARVARD. WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO RENT IN DA HOOD.

COPS WERE CALLED TO THE SCENE BECAUSE

A "BLACK" WAS REPORTED STEALING A LAMP THE "BLACK" ACCUSED THE COP OF BEING RACIST

AND THEN SAID "ITS NOT ABOUT ME."

PROFESSOR GATES, A TYPICAL LEFT WING PROFESSOR, DENIED BEING BLACK BECAUSE HE WAS A PART OF THE ESTABLISHMENT

POWER STRUCTURE AND HIS STUDIES SHOWED HIM THEY WERE ALL "WHITEY."

BIGOT AT CHARLOTTE MALL!!!

jENNIFER iBANEZ JUST COULDN'T TAKE THE TRUTH, OR EVEN AN IDEA

SHE DISAGREED WITH SO SHE DID WHAT ANY GOOD LITTLE FASCIST WOULD DO. SHE "TOLD" ON THEM

ps: SHAME ON SIMON MALLS

WITH THE ELECTIONS, AND ITS OUTCOME, I WAS OVERWHELMED WITH CANDIDATES FOR NLS.

BUT THE NEW YORK STATE SENATE JUST CRIES OUT FOR RECOGNITION. SO HERE IT IS

. AND HERE IS THE GOVENOR

Our "President" B. HUSSEAIN OBOWMA

kisses Saudi King's ???

AND INMORE RECENT NEWS

evil??or mental illness???

These monkeys (Sealli Moyenda and the Uhuru thugs)

praise the rapist of a 12 years old.

YOU CANNOT TOP THIS

OH, THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH

FROM THE PANICKED PASSING OF A USELESS "TARP"

TO THE PASSING OF THE UNREAD PORKULUS BILL

TO FASCIST ATTACKS ON THE PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY

AND ON AND ON AND ON

I GIVE YOU THE CONGRESS OF THE US of A

LIB HOST MALLOY & RACIST BIGOT WIFE

ERIC HOLDER IS NOT A COWARD . . .HE IS AN IDIOT BA MHOLDREN AND ERLICHDUMB AND DUMBER TES WHITES

SO MANY CLOWNS

. . .SO LITTLE WEBSPACE OBAMA HATES WHITES

ALAN COLMES

THere are so many reasons but WHAT GOT HIM HERE was so typical of the arrogant condescending left

LOS ANGELES COUNCIL WOMAN (AND $&*($@* KNOW-IT-ALL)

JAN PERRY

"WE ARE MAKING LA BETTER ONE FAT ASS AT A TIME"

HAS DECLARED THAT THE BLACK AND LATINO POPULATION, THAT SHE TENDS TO LIKE THE FREAKIN' FAIRY GODMOTHER, ARE NOT CAPABLE OF MAKING THEIR OWN DECISION AS TO WHAT TO EAT.

SHE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"We are a community that is disproportionately affected by hyper-tension, heart disease, childhood obesity, morbid obesity, diabetes, you name it. "

WELLLL!!!! I AM GOING TO NAME IT. STUPIDITY FOR ELECTING THIS FREAK TO ANY OFFICE

OH MY GOD

El Paso County AttorneyJose "Open the Barn Door" Rodriguez

Quoted as saying ""The Great Wall of China did not stop the Mongols, and the Berlin Wall didn't stop people escaping to freedom -- why do they think this will be any different?"

FACTS: The Berlin Wall actually did stop people. Between 1949 and 1961 about 3.6 million citizens leftEast Germany. 1.25 million of those passed the Berlin border That is about 100,000 per year through Berlin BEFORE THE WALL. .During its span from 1961 to 1989 about 5,000 people escaped. 260 were murdered by East German Border Guards. That is about 10 murdered and 200 escapees per year AFTER THE WALL WENT UP.

As for the Great Wall, it was effective in stopping the "wetbacks" of the millenia furing which it mattered. It was not effective against organized military invasion. Does Mr. Rofriguez think the Mexican ILLEGALS are of the latter sort??? HUH???

Because he is a consistent offender, THE GORACLE has earned a permanent place in the HALL of RIDICULE.

X

His list of "accomplishments" is just soooo long!! Or, at least his list of AWARDS for the so called accomplishments is.

2008 awards and honors

MOST IMPORTANTLY - HE HAS SHOWN THE OSCAR AND NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR WHAT THEY ARE - LEFT WING PROPAGANDA PAP

2007 awards and honors

Other awards

  • 2006 Quill Awards: History/current events/politics, An Inconvenient Truth
  • 2005 Webby Award: Lifetime Achievement Award (interactive technology)[12][13]
  • 1998 The Computerworld Honors Program Honoring Those Who Use Information Technology to Benefit Society: Toshiba America Leadership Award for Education[14]
  • 1993 First Annual Cisco Systems Circle Award: "In recognition of his visionary leadership in building global awareness of computer networking through the National Information Highway Initiative"[15]


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